lancaster

they/them • ENTJ multifandumb • minor

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in biology we are learning that different species in different ecosystems can occupy similar niches and i’d like to say that wesper and benmars occupy the same niche

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luv this person

[tolerateit]

2023 still sounds like one of those made up distant years someone would accidentally end up in on a time travel mission gone wrong

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mentally in 2021 tbh

[userilyarozanov]

Buck & Eddie: a (meme) summary insp.

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art i tell you art

[geek-ramblings]

A+ example of how the media manipulates people for clicks and anger engagement.

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[flurgburgler]

y’know????

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mfs be like “climbing mt. everest naked, i’m living on the edge” when i almost airdropped this post to my homophobic dad like we are on different levels

[filmnoirsbian]

This week:

A 19 year old passenger with her baby, who only spoke spanish, missed her connecting flight due to weather and would have been stuck sleeping in the airport but my co flight attendant (who spoke spanish) booked her commuter hotel for her and gave her a free room for the night

Another passenger missed her connecting flight home but since she lived just under an hour from me I gave her a ride from dc to virginia beach

My pilot was contacted by the wife of a pilot he'd flown with (who later killed himself) because she'd found a photo of their crew at dinner, so now he takes group photos of every crew he hangs out with, just in case

Another passenger missed her connecting flight and was crying because her mom was in hospice so 2 other passengers who did not know her offered to rent a car and carpool down to jacksonville together

An actor who I will not name but who I'm a huge fan of was in line at the airport pizza place in front of me and my co flight attendant (also a fan) and we were trying so hard to be cool about it and he could tell and he paid for our food because "You all take such good care of us in the air, we should take care of you on the ground."

The van driver for our new orleans overnight heard me say I was vegetarian but wished I could try authentic gumbo and called his friend who is a chef and then drove us to the restaurant where I was given a creole style vegetarian gumbo he'd improvised

After a terrible night which saw me and my co flight attendant trying for 4 hours to get hotel rooms from our airline, the night clerk at a hotel finally took over the phone call and reprimanded them on our behalf, dictating the exact paperwork she needed sent over and then expedited the process so she could give us rooms

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

That Early Stage Of Slowburn Ships Am I Right Or Am I Right? 

[blrmerch]

Neon Pink Shoelaces $12.00

For you, Mr. President.

Laces are 58 inches long. 85% polyester and 15% cotton.

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sincerely thought those were pregnancy tests

[ankle-beez]

Welcome to the United States of America where if you want to be safe from guns you die if you want to get a safe abortion you die if you're gay you die if you're black you die if you're a woman you die if you're disabled you die if you're a kid you die if you're a POC you die if you're trans you die and no one will do anything about it because some stupid cuntrags that are two steps away from tripping on a staircase and dying cling to some dipshit beliefs from over 6 decades ago and decide to make it everyone's problem

[suuniva]

POSTING THIS AGAIN!!!

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!!!

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people who keep sex tapes up online when the person very much doesn’t want it up are fucking scum

[theknightlywolfe]

[bibliosauruswrecks]

I’ve gained a whole new level of respect for the British ability to Not Panic this week, because if a third of the US government resigned in protest en masse, it would be chaos.

There would be rioting in the streets. People would be panic-buying everything. Businesses would close. Small towns would be full of people standing on street corners, waving signs and yelling at everyone that this is their last chance to get right with God because Jesus is on His way right now. News stations would be signing off with “Nearer My God to Thee” playing in the background.

[nikothebookdragon]

UK politics work hard but KFC works harder

[the-viola-urge-to-be-cesario]

Local queer rereads rwrb after every minor inconvenience in life. Says that Alex and Henry just get them.

[nicostiel]

i think we forget about the most important thing heartstopper did for the queer community and that is showing keysmash on television for the first time.

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KEY SMASH KEY SMASH DJWKKXKCKCND