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a full-grown adult | aspec | limpet on ao3

[charl0ttan]

whats everyones favorite cocktails. i totally adore a sex on the beach. no rum and coke okay i want your favorite gay ass colorful fruity tasting type of drink okay? okay. i trust you. i love you

[raisinchallah]

literally thank god sex isnt real and was just invented by big fiction to emphasize greater social and psychological themes i was getting scared id have to do all that

[mephistopheles]

um so quick question you do know that the world isn’t divided into People Blindly Accepting Of Gender Roles and Smart Trans Ppl. the world isn’t divided into People In Romantic Relationships and Single Aros. the world isn’t divided into People Who Socialize Easily and Oppressed Autistics. the world isn’t divided into Enlightened Queer People and Stupid Misogynists. like you are aware of this ? i hope you are aware of this

[intactics]

"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url

[lonelylonelyghost]

The absolutely hilarious side-quest of forcing your nobleman hostage to take care of himself for the first time in his pampered life

[anxietyproblem]

[cdplayer]

"sound of the summer is this song" WRONG. its cicadas

[cdplayer]

for the 40th to 200th million summer in a row

[mostlyfate]

ZHAN ZHAO ADVENTURES 雨霖铃 · 2026

[duncan-rohanne]

girl honestly?

same.

[clytemnestraaa]

always such a struggle when you get to the sex scene part of the fic you're writing and you're not horny at all. i don't know. their things were touching. without ANY underwear. the end.

[mostlyfate]

Young Mistress, have you ever been to one? Oh? As if you have?

[willgrahamscock]

awesome that you can form a bond through gay sex which neither of you are engaging in, you're just both thinking about it really hard

[chickenfarmersan]

[gaytanic-panic]

[pushthequorumbutton]

omfg all the zhan zhao adventures gifs i've seen were of the pretty classic wuxia hero (aka poisoned princess in distress) but this chatty guy in white is CARRYING the show now?? i love this rat man????

[rosefinchie]

how it all feels lately

[lonelylonelyghost]

Bai Yutang is on scolding duty today

he's imagining that this mortar contains thousands of tiny Zhah Zhaos

and the way he recoiled! alskdaslkdjsa

Zhan Zhao's turn to get bullied by the other two ahahahahaha

i love them