Greed Thirst Simulator @failuresimulator - Tumblr Blog

prohaloplayer-deactivated202601

honestly for me this situation isnt drawing a single bead of sweat first i grab the tiger's jaw with both hands and pry it open, quickly bandaging the wounds i received (didn't hit anything important) and pushing the tiger away while simultaneously falling into my grizzly bear stance and watching as the tiger scurries away with its tail betweens its legs at the sight of my massive shoulder humps. i roar defiantly and catch three dozen salmon at the river

thefleetingflashofa-sword623

I'd summon twin scythes

prohaloplayer-deactivated202601

really cool

kaaaaaaarf

is there anything worse than accidentally putting on the non-explicit version of an album? where is my beloved wife fuck and my beautiful daughter cunt?

beardedmrbean

elshrimp

this has to go Anywhere. so into tumblr it goes

chassdraws

Hiii I'm sorry I know I haven't been posting much art here, I will! But it's the best platform I got when emergencies happen, and right now, my friend @mayadile needs some serious help! If you can donate + share, I would be so grateful: the Florida heat is no joke and I'd rather he and his family and pets not have to sleep out there if at all possible. Every little bit helps <3 Thank you so much

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movementnudge

Movement nudge, back pain, tight hips

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mckitterick

hey writers, desk workers, and others who sit too much:

if you want to retain mobility and don't want a permanently stiff back, this is important!

allthingswhumpyandangsty

“hey just a heads up that this author writes dark fics” boohoo so scary how will you survive this!!!!! seriously go and talk to a real person in real life I beg you. “hey this person likes horror movies!!!! characters are brutally killed in those movies and this person enjoys it!!!! just a heads up” this is what some of y’all sound.