Nothing Gold Can Stay

Katy

[submech]

the rats have unionized 

[succulentbud]

[keybladesoras]

Favorite Detective Pikachu Easter Eggs

[decayinginfrontofme-blog]

why do rich people need more money? honestly, has anyone actually ever asked them? every interview with a muli-millionaire or billionaire is always the same bullshit ego stroking questions like“so whats the secret to success? how did you overcome the adversity of being born in to the upper middle class? did you always know you were better than everyone else?” 

like enough is enough, the only questions they should be asked is real questions like “why do you need to horde money you and your family will never use? why are you wasting your only time on earth destroying it and causing suffering? when did you completely lose your empathy? when did you realize you are the embodiment of everything horrible and wrong with the world?”

[gahdamnpunk]

I’m just now finding out Anne Frank was bi??? OMG

[glitterweave]

[gogh-save-the-bees]

Choose recovery,

Choose recovery again,

And again,

And again, and again, and again, and again.

[nico-di-angelato]

a:tla truly spoiled this generation into thinking we can always get awesome intricate storylines, finished characters arcs, and a good ending in all tv shows

[mamoru]

absence of a diagnosis does not guarantee the absence of an illness

[mamoru]

if someone you know has been suffering yet a doctor says nothing is wrong, which has happened to a majority of chronically ill people at some point, you have a choice. you can either believe the doctor that you probably never met, or believe the person suffering. and I cannot emphasize enough how absolutely damaging it is for a sick person to not be believed.

[pneumon1c]

Satan: Hey I bought your soul last month and-

Me: No returns.

Satan: Please it’s making me sad.

[lmaonade]

i’m so sorry for being a customer, i want  to leave you alone but sometimes i have to buy things or eat. please understand i use self checkout whenever i can 

[frvent]

i live for older girls who take care of you and give you advice on weird things w/o judging bc they’ve experienced it and are just so warm. my only goal in life is to be that for others one day

[foggysuggestion]

me??? upset???? yes constantly

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

I like to think the first guy in a hunter/gathering type group to come up with farming had a really hard time selling it to the rest of the group like “uhh guys how about next time we find animals instead of killing them right away we round them up and *under his breath* make them fuuuuck”

[sonypraystation]

other cavemen

[creamynut]

LMAO

[amoisthobo]

This is on god the funniest post on this entire site

[moonemojii]

*friends car is locked*

Friend: stop pulling the handle

Me:

[takkezooi-deactivated20200726]

The disorted version is a million times funnier than the original one… i’m wheezing

[trnstlanticism]

if you didn’t already think thor ragnarok was one of the best films in the marvel cinematic universe please consider: this picture

[beyonceisstraight]

This has the same aura as the birth of venus

[nicolezaridze]

[helloitsmethebiguy-deactivated2]

I have been called out again

[thekeekster]

Tonight at Walmart I saw a little boy ask a little girl if he could hug her because he liked her sweater. The girl (these kids looked to be about 5, MAYBE 6) said no, so the boy said “okay. I like your sweater. Bye.” And then ran back to his parents.

He said to his Dad “I didn’t hug her because she said no, but I told her I liked her sweater!” And his dad said “Cool buddy!” And they went on with their shopping trip.

If a small child understands the ‘complex’ concept of consent, and the meaning of the word ‘no’, then so should everyone else.