hi

it’s been ten years bro

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[mevil]

[targetedknowledge]

[dogpuppy]

Haha yeah eww no thanks

[eatalotofdirt]

Only thing from the Met Gala that matters btw

[infertilityidol]

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[penguicorns-are-cool]

DO NOT DO THIS!!!

If a website has a paywall, like New York Times, DO NOT use the ctrl+A shortcut then the ctrl+c shortcut as fast as you can because then you may accidentally copy the entire article before the paywall comes up. And definitely don't do ctrl+v into the next google doc or whatever you open because then you will accidentally paste the entire article into a google doc or something!!!! I repeat DO NOT do this because it is piracy which is absolutely totally wrong!!!

[charlignon]

Also do NOT append "12ft.io/" before a URL ! Typing an URL like this https://12ft.io/<URL> will redirect to a site that would break the display of the page by removing the paywall !

[cinoclexity]

Honestly it's kind of prohibited to mash CTRL+P before some paywall windows can load in to get a PDF of the article. Really shouldn't be done tbh very dangerous🤷🏿‍♂️ ❌️

[genericpuff]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

It's also really bad to disable JavaScript so it can't unload everything and pull up a blocker before you can read the article.

[spacedewey]

Call me old fashioned, but I think the president saying "a whole civilization will die tonight" is the part where he should be deposed immediately.

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

I’m genuinely curious, has anybody ever played through Majora’s Mask and not been stressed out like… the whole time

[blackwingguru]

what part of majora’s mask is stressful? it’s the most beautiful game in the franchise, it fixes or betters every flaw ocarina had, and the story is fun and engaging, where’s the stress?

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

[liberalsarecool]

What are the odds?

[ultimatenutshackfangirl]

Forgot to add that he kills anyone who dares to rat him out, whether they be goats, goat-fuckers, or someone uninvolved in the original crimes.

[quasi-normalcy]

Also they found a letter that he had written to his convicted goat fucker best friend on the occasion of his birthday that was a poem arranged in the form of a goat's anus talking about what similar tastes they had

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[irondive]

[peachy-faery]

you are my peach, you are my plum

[saywhat-politics]

Scientists Identified a Green, Poisonous Gas Used by Federal Agents on Portland Protesters

The toxic chemical is more than an alternative type of tear gas

Scientists Identified a Green, Poisonous Gas Used by Federal Agents on Portland Protesters

The toxic chemical is more than an alternative type of tear gas

[kcyars99]

There’s nothing we need more in 2026 than a rise in prominence from the Black Panthers

[homunculus-argument]

The inconvenient thing about life is that half of it is all about listening to your body and letting yourself rest, and the other half is accepting that life will be uncomfortable and inconvenient sometimes and you've just go to make yourself push through your brain going Do Not Want and get the discomfort out of the way, and you never know which one it is.

[loveridden1999]

doing things at the right age is literally a made up concept. you can start/pursue anything at any age. btw.

[loveridden1999]

remember remember