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agent: this is area 51, where the aliens live me: cool agent: and over there is area 69, where the aliens… uh… me: what agent: …. me: what do they do there

fandomsandfeminism

Lololololol

cumdumpstiel

when will a husband and wife who are widely rumored to be vampires invite me up to their once-gorgeous mansion which has fallen into some disrepair and then serve a beautiful meal that they barely pick at, sipping from glasses of dry red wine instead as they take turns complimenting me borderline-salaciously while shooting each other conspiratorial looks that i don’t know how to interpret before one of them insists that it’s getting far too late for me to be going back home alone and now i simply must spend the night…..

cumdumpstiel

in case the implied ending wasn’t clear enough: and then i get railed.

lizzingwithkriz

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

ichangedmynamebecausefyckyou-de

congrats it’s a bat

toothpast

[delighted bat noises]

celeritassagittae

@trulycertain

zanimez

fangirly-thoughts-deactivated20

Griffin’s Christmas list for Rachel before they were married might be the cutest and wildest thing I’ve ever seen

seefasters

keeping up with the mcelroys: riverdale opinions edition

sauntervaguelydown

There are TEARS in my fucking EYES

straightpeoplereceipts

you've outed yourself as a vampire

haha what thats crazy. please invite me inside so we can talk about this ridiculous idea

dinkywinks

the sexiest accessory is and always has been a little black cat that you carry around on your shoulder with whom you share a deep, inexplicable spiritual bond

follow-championsofmyheart

I think my favourite part of the Thor trilogy is how at the end of dark world we saw this

And we all just went “OH SHIT!!! LOKI’S KING!!! EVERYONE’S FUCKED!!!” But then Ragnarok rolled around and it turns out all he does is

Watch plays of himself and

Build big statues like hot damn the avengers really wasted a whole movie tryna stop this bitch when they could have just written him a play and built him a statue and he would’ve been satisfied

breathinginthecoke

He also built rails on the bridge so people would stop falling off of it.

All the man wants is some entertainment and basic safety.

antique-scarecrow

he financed the arts and public infrastructure

wheeloffortune-design

I want to apologise to

- Britney for making fun of her when she had her breakdown

- Monica Lewinski for judging her when she was a 22year old temp sexually assaulted by the most powerful man in the world

- Ke$ha for ever thinking she was trashy when all she wanted to do was make party music

- Kristen Stewart for ever thinking she was dumb when she’s actually one of the coolest people ever

- Megan Fox for ever thinking she was just a slut when actually she was an actress being harassed by her employer.

- Hating all the women who made a career out of having a hot body. Being is shape is hard, beauty is a weapon and auto promotion is hard work.

- All the Mary-Sues, who exist because young girls everywhere want to be part of a story they love so much

- All the female characters I ever snobbed because they got in the way of my ship.

- Hating the color pink during my teenage years, when it’s actually a lovely color and what I resented was society’s pressure to perform femininity.

tikkunhayam

Hot take: Eddie Brock and Carol Danvers are on opposite ends of the bisexual spectrum being disaster bi and functional bi respectively. Smack dab in the middle is Steve Rogers who manages to be a huge mess while somehow still having people see him as one of the sanest people in the room.