Made Of Precious Metals

Sam. 19. I fucking love anime and memes.

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So you know how you love me because you haven’t had a single meeting with anyone since I became your assistant? That’s because every time someone calls and requests a meeting with you, I always schedule it for March 31st.

[animalcrossingmemes]

[childhoodruiner]

Scoob! (2020)

[skypestripper]

[throwbackblr]

[immoren]

If there’s one good thing about this Suez canal incident, it’s that it puts my anxieties about my own work at right perspective. 

[owlet]

[drops a plate] well, at least i’m not holding up a major intercontinental trade route indefinitely

[girlbookwrm]

Maybe you think a ship is problematic, but ask yourself this: is it wedged sideways in the suez canal disrupting 12% of global maritime trade?

[kibumkim]

I think having a father should be in the dsm-6

[kibumkim]

These tags are fucking ending me

[beemovieerotica]

one time we were camping at night and I noticed my dad swiping mosquitoes out of the air with his bare hand and popping them in his mouth and I was like hey dad what're you doing and he said "they won't bite me if they think I'm their predator"

[kibumkim]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gwava-fruit]

HOLEBOWL

[askpredetor]

>Morning shift

>Customer is angry that we disabled his card

>calm him down because it is a security measure

>We had to block his card because he spent 5k on Genshin Impact at 4AM and almost drained his entire bank account

>The instant we unblock his card he spends 200 more dollars on Genshin Impact

[rosecrystal]

Me and the girls immediately after getting the covid vaccine

[emergency-broadcast-archive]

[weirdness-is-good]

No one in this video is a human.

[horsecrash]

the sims 9

[itsqueenshroom]

my bf and I have the same fucking brain

Quiplash is the greatest game ever made because it allows for things like this and you can’t change my mind.

[wooferdill]

[raideo]

[starshinebeaches]

[natsumischwartz]

[nylarac]

[ragsy]

[glowstickhaloboy]

question was how to get kicked out of hogwarts

[shadywinters]

Top tier answers here

[hulahoopofsalt]

Any Blog without this picture will be deleted in the following 24 hours.

[teenagerposts]

can’t jinx it

[dailytwitterposts]