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marvel (part 3) | text posts
dog is excited to help his tiny human
LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS
and here we have a capitalist
Did you just.
let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history and human language and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible
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imo the thing about certain diseases or disorders predominantely affecting one gender or the other is the criteria here isn’t someone’s essential “male” or “female” body. did you get exposed to a lot of testosterone in the womb? grats yr at risk for certain things. do you have working ovaries? do you have hypertrophic Skene’s glands (aka a prostate)? do you have a substantial amount of breast tissue? what’s the ratio of testosterone:estrogen in yr body? what’s the absolute amount of estrogen in yr body?
all of these things are risk factors for all sorts of different things, and if you want to break people down into risk categories, there are actual factual predictors for that kind of thing. and they’re not “is male” or “is female”, b/c those are incoherent categories
like make no mistake: “male” and “female” are easy categories, but they’re not really “medically accurate” wrt risk, they just happen to correlate roughly well for most people. and when i say “most people” i don’t even mean “non-intersex cis people”, i mean “people with a statistically average hormone load & sexual differentiation profile”.
kind of like how estimating yr height and weight from a statistical profile of people in yr country only works if you are, in fact, roughly close to being of average height and weight.
to add on to this, in many cases diagnosis based on being “male” or “female” is a bit of a self-fulfilling prophecy based on what is perceived to be common knowledge. for example, say a cis man and a cis woman walk go to the doctor with identical symptoms - they could very easily be diagnosed differently, even if the reason they have the same symptoms is because they have the same problem to begin with. this happens a lot with heart disease; men are statistically at higher risk, but that happens because women go undiagnosed, and they go undiagnosed because men are supposed to be at higher risk, not women. It’s a vicious circle (sort of like the whole “women are more emotional because they’re socialized to be more emotional because in general they’re believed to be more emotional” thing)
the point is that biomedicine is a LOT more subjective than we think. yeah sure we like to believe that we’re accurately sorting out what’s wrong with our bodies, but think about it - someone somewhere has to sit down and decide what groups of symptoms count as a disease, which means it’s all too easy for personal bias to get involved in diagnoses when they’re supposed to be completely objective. so we construct these categories of “male” and “female” and say they are useful and important, when really they just make it really easy to perpetuate cycles of misinformation
#The gender binary is not only medically unnecessary but dangerous
My boyfriend just reblogged a, “reblog if you don’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend"
For many this would be distressing.
For me, as a genderqueer person who is not his boyfriend or girlfriend, it cracked me up.
FAKE Bisexuals? Yes, its true.
There are fake bisexuals.
Little known fact.
Up to 40% of self proclaimed “bisexuals” are actually just a swarm of bees in a trench coat desperately mimicking human form following a colony collapse.
Be kind to them, they have lost their hive.
(x)
area 51 is just the american wizarding school
aliens is a perfect cover story
hOLY SHIT
#STUDENTS MAKING UFOS AS PRANKS#IT’S AS TRADITIONAL AS THE TRIWIZARDS TOURNAMENT (via thestarlesswanderer)
FUCK, THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE READ ALL DAY.
area 51 is just the american wizarding school
aliens is a perfect cover story
hOLY SHIT
#STUDENTS MAKING UFOS AS PRANKS#IT’S AS TRADITIONAL AS THE TRIWIZARDS TOURNAMENT (via thestarlesswanderer)
FUCK, THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE READ ALL DAY.
Found this little guy on the side of the road and brought him home (Source: http://ift.tt/1G8yp0O)
my kitten says hello
WHAT
WAS
THAT
SOUND
Upupupupu~
It’s 9:55pm on a Tuesday night
A group of 10 teenage girls come into the restaurant.
“What time do you guys close?”
I say, “We close at 10:00pm”
She replies, “table for ten please”
A little frustrated (because I’m not a fucking hostess/server) I seat them and inform them that a server will be with them shortly. I have to go to the back and retrieve a server who just got her tips from the day and is packing up to go home.
“_____, we have a table of ten for you..”
She started to cry because she had been there since we OPENED that morning and hadn’t seen her babies that day.
Obviously she’s angry too, and it shows. But she’s still attentive to the young ladies.
They don’t get up from the table until almost 11:00 and come to the front to pay.
“Our server was a bitch” “Our server was mean” “Our server didn’t like us”
“Your server just wanted to go home an hour ago,” I say.
“It’s her job, she’s getting paid, so what?”
I let them know that she’s worked hard today and wanted to be able to see her kids before her husband tucks them in bed.
They pay, leave no tip for her, and leave the building.
The moral of the story is that it’s not “cute” or “cool” to go to restaurants late at night right before they close. Workers want to go home. Workers want to see their families. Workers want to get sleep so they can do it all over again tomorrow.
It doesn’t matter if you’re rude or polite.
When we say that we close at 10:00pm, we would really like to ACTUALLY close at 10:00pm. And even if you leave RIGHT AT closing, that server still has to clean up after you. Make sure the table is clean, make sure the floor is clean, make sure the dishes are clean and put away, make sure they have their tips, and get a manager to walk them to their car.
We don’t care about your $3 tip. We want to go home.
reminder that servers/workers are people too and they have lives and the majority of them have families. dont forget your humanity
I work in fast food and I can confirm this is the most tedious and frustrating thing.
If the world worked the way strip club patrons believe it does:
Me: hi yes, I'd like to pay my mortgage
Broker: ok that'd be $1200
Me: no, I'm pretty
Broker: haha....$1200
Me: no but I don't need money. I'm too good for money. I'm pretty.
Broker: you sure are. You're officially late now. That'll be $1250
Me: can't we just hang out instead?
Cashier: that'll be $167. Do you have a loyalty card?
Me: yes! Look! I buy all my groceries here!
Cashier: great. That's $167.
Me: but I always buy my groceries here!
Cashier: sweet I bet you have a lot of fuel points. $167 please.
Me: can't you just give me this one and I get you next time?
Cashier: ............no....?
Electrician: ok so I'm going to need to rewire this. It'll be about an hour, so I'll start right away.
Me: can't you wait another 30 minutes?
Electrician: I guess so...? Do you need me to look at anything else?
Me: no, I just want to hang out. You seem nice.
Electrician: I mean, it'll get added to my labor costs but sure....?
Me: what???? Charge me for your time?!? The fUCk?!? Bad electrician you don't get to fix my ceiling fan go away you're an ugly asshole.
THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS
DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????
I’m fucking dying
That last fatal scream tho
IT IS BACK ON MY DASH THIS POST NEVER DIES WHO EVER PUT THIS UP IS A GOD.
THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH
If you’re sad, mad, or breathing, WATCH THIS.
litttleblackfox
IT’S BACK!!!!
if you are flirting with me please put [I AM FLIRTING WITH YOU] at the end of every sentence because i am dumb and i don’t understand when people are nice and when people are flirting thank u this has been a psa
[suggestive invitation] i was just thinking that maybe we could make plans sometime soon. [subtle come-on] i would really like to spend more time around you. [genuine compliment] i always have a good time when we’re together. [flirtatious remark, with a small hint of desperation] you have terrific taste in pretty much everything, so i’m sure that anything you might suggest would be mutually enjoyable.
Age that women first noticed men were looking at them sexually
by Teelo888
Girls don’t get childhood. They get girlhood.
Because I don’t want to see any comments after this reblog on how it’s perfectly normal for boys to start noticing girls when they’re all going through puberty – this graph is based on women’s responses to an /r/AskReddit thread that specifically mention grown, adult men.
I remember doing a shift at my work experience placement in a bookstore and some grown man (he was starting to grey around the beard) came up to me while I was stocking the shelves. He was asking if I always worked in the History section and I said no, I stock all over the store (duh?) and suddenly went from zero to a hundred by asking “What time do you get off work? Can I take you for coffee?”
The feeling was instantaneous - hot and cold at the same time. Your stomach curdles and chills while your skin heats and feels like it’s melting away. My whole face turned red and all I wanted to do was vomit. “I am fourteen years old.”
He looked embarrassed as hell.
… And yet …
“What? No, you can’t be.”
“… BUT I AM. I AM FOURTEEN YEARS OLD.”
“Bullshit, where’s your ID?”
“SIR, the only ID she has is from her JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL.” My (male) manager had walked up behind me (he later said he heard me say my age the first time around and came running over). “She’s a minor. She doesn’t have to show you anything. Can I help you with something? Do you need help with a purchase?”
The word ‘minor’ set this guy off and he started ranting about how I was leading him on. Another customer (probably in his 20s) overheard it all, looked at me and back at the guy, obviously determined that I was not in my twenties, sneered and went “Gross, dude” - which, yeah, but that set this creep off even more. My manager and another male employee ended up walking him out.
I will fucking love that manager until the end of days for stepping in like that - but unfortunately nothing will take away that cold, gut wrenching feeling a young girl gets hit on by a man twice her age.
I was fourteen, in the Bahamas on vacation, and a full-grown man tried to lure me away from the table where I was waiting for my mother who was in the washroom. I was timid and shy and had absolutely no idea what his motives were, but in retrospect, best case scenario, he wanted me to have sex with him. Don’t want to think about the worst case scenario. I looked mature for my age, but he ASKED ME MY AGE AND I TOLD HIM AND HE CONTINUED TO PURSUE IT.
Thank the fucking lord my mother returned a minute later and had a fucking meltdown when she saw what was going on.
If men want to complain about how they’re always seen as predators, this graph is a good fucking example of why most women do. I guarantee you that most women have one or two stories like this.