The-Illusiory

Photographer. Most commonly used hashtag: #same

[submalevolentgrace]

this guy gets it

[submalevolentgrace]

[wachtelbude]

this is so funny

[rednines]

[memewhore]

[depsidase]

[laughconfetti]

environmental storytelling

[rongzhi]

An underwater martial arts performance. This video took the efforts of 50 people and had a pre-production period of four months. The filming itself took around 36 hours total.

[jennydolfen]

"I'm the peaceful solution guy in this group. So why don't you just start f*** talking right the f*** now?" Handsome 3'3 guy can glower at me all day. (Did that, in fact, all Wednesday while I drew this.)

[retreat-to-your-mood]

[popsunner]

Was just informed by my mom that I do in fact have ADHD and the reason I thought I didn’t was because ever since I was seven whenever I got super energetic my mom would have me go chop wood so now when I’m feeling The ADHD I go chop wood and I thought it was just some sort of routine I started when I was little and wanted to blow off steam

[popsunner]

I’d also like to point out that my sister has a really hard time staying present (I can’t remember the term because we’ve always called it Tethered at my house) and whenever she’s feeling Untethered my mom has her knead bread and make syrup because they’re repetitive and easy things to do that ground her

[popsunner]

Now that I’m thinking about it- my brother has days where he doesn’t talk and doesn’t eat unless he’s prompted, and on those days my mom sits him down in the fish pond in the backyard and plays Mozart and because he’s so used to that being his wake up he always comes back in after like an hour rambling about random things

[popsunner]

Oh yeah and when it rains my mom has a required hour where we all have to go outside and run around and whoever finds the most worms for the garden wins and then we go inside and my mom makes us tea and we watch Studio Ghibli movies

[popsunner]

Wait!!! When one of us has a bad day at school we make a fire in the backyard and roast homemade sausages and my mom tells us stories until we laugh and then she tucks is in bed like we’re five again and sings us songs

[popsunner]

Uh.... wait guys is my mom a witch raising a bunch of fae kids hold on-

[eldritch-eternity]

“I didn’t know I had adhd because my mom gave me such an effective coping mechanism” is such a high bar to clear and she soared over it like a space-plane.

[babyanimalgifs]

Brushing an XXXXXL good boy 

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[eunuch-whisperer-deactivated202]

“are you amab or afab?” thank you for asking! I’m afag ☺️

[pussytronicbrain]

at first my brain decided this meant ‘assigned female at girth’

[sab201030]

My cock was so massive they just KNEW I'd be a girl.

[radicalposture]

Ursula K. Le Guin, The Child and the Shadow, 1974

[becuzitisbitter]

You fucking wish the author was dead. The author is on twitter

[ladyananas]

2 sentence horror story

[lenin-it-to-win-it]

Frodo: Sam hates Gollum, but that is what I shall become once I have lost myself to the ring… he’ll despise me… 

Sam if Frodo did turn into a Gollum: That’s a very nice fish you caught with your bare hands, Mr. Frodo, and its very smart of you to eat it raw, saves us the trouble of starting a fire. I knitted you a sweater in case you get cold running around in that loincloth of yours. Is the sun hurting your eyes? I’ll kill it if it’s bothering you. I’ll kill the sun

[beardedmrbean]

[squeakitties]

obsessed with this post because it forced me to pronounce “meatballs” in a way i never would have before. meæãt balls

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

[alarmingpenguin]

this tweet is very good 10/10, i just had to share it with all of you

[whitepeopletwitter]

[everyfreakingusernameitryistaken]

Tony Hawk’s Twitter is a gold mine honestly

[everyfreakingusernameitryistaken]

[rosslynpaladin]

We Stan this San Diego Man

[sugawara--san]

this

[dooflizard]

C o m e d yy

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

Some recent gems:

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

And of course there’s

[theseaissilent]

[disease-danger-darkness-silence]

#where is race war tony hawk tweet thats my fav (via @laughingfish​)

I gotchu, bro:

[trilllizardstrikesback]

[abysmallylost23]

i’m wheezgJmf stoP

[assassinregrets]

[charlottearthistory]

‘germanic warrior with helmet’ - osmar schindler (1902)

[antihumanism]

The second best thing about erotic art is seeing people reject their initial reaction to it. The comments are full of people saying “oh my first thought was,” and, yeah, your first thought was right. The barbarian youth is sexually dominating the old Roman order. If you actually could get your mind out of the gutter you’d be the first animal to ever do so.

[lets-talk-about-sects]