this is honestly a plot twist like none other seen in this generation

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this is honestly a plot twist like none other seen in this generation
this is honestly a plot twist like none other seen in this generation
Stunning Map Shows Just How Much Of Iraq And Syria VICE Now Controls
In her essay Tik Tok the great philosopher Ke$ha declared that ‘the party don’t start till I walk in.’ which is clearly meant to convey that any recreational gathering is not truly a party until Ke$ha herself arrives.
But what if Ke$ha were to leave the party for some period of time only to then walk in again? This paradoxical scenario in which a party must simultaneously already exist and not exist yet is known as Ke$ha’s Quantum Party and has stumped theoretical physicists for decades.
Ke$ha clearly states that “when I leave for the night I ain’t comin’ back” (Animal 2.4), and furthermore, that “Tonight, Imma fight/‘Til we see the sunlight” (2.13-14), implying that she will neither depart nor desist from celebration until the following solar recurrence; moreover, she asserts in the refrain that “…the party don’t stop, no” (2.16), sagely reassuring us that no spacetime-rending event will occur.
*reconnects with a straight friend from high school*
*reconnects with a gay friend from high school*
when you get to the pearly gates saint peter asks you if youve ever drawn a comic that looks like this and if the answer is yes he pulls the lever and the trapdoor to hell opens beneath your feet
RIP Violet Chachki
twinks are down 1.25%
bottoms and bottom aligned folx
When someone asks you what the smallest unit of matter is
snl is becoming more and more self written every week.
Jessica Chastain scalped everyone
My landlord came to fix an issue to day with the apartment. He looks around the living room at the decor and the newly painted walls.
In a heavy Russian accent: “Your wife have very good sense of style.”
Me: “Actually, I live here alone.”
Landlord: “Ah, homosexual. Figured. I live in the apartment under you.”
Me: 😳
On the topic of Houseki no Kuni pronouns
Sorry but actually the “press any button” greentext story is objectively the best one
I’m gay
But I’m not a fucking cliché
I’m not a shopaholic
I’m not always clubbing
I don’t like fashion
I just happen to be a man who likes men
I am so sorry your life must suck