krab man show them tasty krab hands mmmmmmmmmm

我需要一个拥抱

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

this is honestly a plot twist like none other seen in this generation

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

this is honestly a plot twist like none other seen in this generation

[clickholeofficial]

Stunning Map Shows Just How Much Of Iraq And Syria VICE Now Controls

[papasmoke]

In her essay Tik Tok the great philosopher Ke$ha declared that ‘the party don’t start till I walk in.’ which is clearly meant to convey that any recreational gathering is not truly a party until Ke$ha herself arrives.

But what if Ke$ha were to leave the party for some period of time only to then walk in again? This paradoxical scenario in which a party must simultaneously already exist and not exist yet is known as Ke$ha’s Quantum Party and has stumped theoretical physicists for decades.

[terpsikeraunos]

Ke$ha clearly states that “when I leave for the night I ain’t comin’ back” (Animal 2.4), and furthermore, that “Tonight, Imma fight/‘Til we see the sunlight” (2.13-14), implying that she will neither depart nor desist from celebration until the following solar recurrence; moreover, she asserts in the refrain that “…the party don’t stop, no” (2.16), sagely reassuring us that no spacetime-rending event will occur.

[halfsad-deactivated20180421]

*reconnects with a straight friend from high school*

*reconnects with a gay friend from high school*

[dangerousfishmonger-deactivated]

[delistylehardcore-deactivated20]

when you get to the pearly gates saint peter asks you if youve ever drawn a comic that looks like this and if the answer is yes he pulls the lever and the trapdoor to hell opens beneath your feet

[luisonte]

[gaystation-4]

RIP Violet Chachki

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

twinks are down 1.25%

[precioustranswoman-deactivated2]

bottoms and bottom aligned folx

[heiroic]

When someone asks you what the smallest unit of matter is

[hotvampireadjacent]

[mxnrique]

snl is becoming more and more self written every week.

[livelegatolagrange-deactivated2]

Jessica Chastain scalped everyone

[edromyheart]

My landlord came to fix an issue to day with the apartment. He looks around the living room at the decor and the newly painted walls.

In a heavy Russian accent: “Your wife have very good sense of style.”

Me: “Actually, I live here alone.”

Landlord: “Ah, homosexual. Figured. I live in the apartment under you.”

Me: 😳

[itsaruse]

[blue-darner]

On the topic of Houseki no Kuni pronouns

[tombstonettromboners]

[shonensupreme]

Sorry but actually the “press any button” greentext story is objectively the best one

[shonensupreme]

[bitchycode]

I’m gay

But I’m not a fucking cliché

I’m not a shopaholic

I’m not always clubbing

I don’t like fashion

I just happen to be a man who likes men

[tyrantrum697]

I am so sorry your life must suck