Gonna teach my cat Japanese so when we watch anime together he understands what's happening
He's a slow reader
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Gonna teach my cat Japanese so when we watch anime together he understands what's happening
He's a slow reader
It's me, back on Tumblr after all this time
Sorry but I'm still unbearable and unfunny
US Open 2020: Naomi Osakaâs important way to the Title
PERIODT!!!
Todayâs radical statement:
Anything required for a person to live a decent quality of life should be available FOR FREE.
Yes that means medicine, eye care, dental care, therapy, clothing, food, transportation, housing.
If you need it in order to live, it should be free.
Funny how that works
I am so pleased at how many notes are some version of âI donât fear the science, I fear the corporations who control itâ because that is EXACTLY the attitude you should have. GMOs can save us. Monsanto will kill us.
what people fear about GMO- âtheyre gonna make frankencarrots that crave human flesh and cause diarrhea â what GMO actually is- âwe made rice crop that is both drought resistant and flood resistant which will prevent about 20% of major famine disasters, also it now makes vitamin A because vitamin A deficiency in poverty stricken areas is a major killer of kids as most vitamin A rich foods dont grow thereâ what people SHOULD be upset about- âi made all crops sterile so all farmers have to buy the seed from me in perpetuity and i will sue anyone who tries to go back to crops that produce their own seedâ
^^^ THIS
suburban nostalgia gothic
the local teens hang out at the gas station. when you were a child, you were too young to join them. when you were a teenager, too uncool. now that youâre older, you approach the gas station with a sense of unspeakable dread. you think that they are the same teens. the same local teens as long as you remember.Â
your neighbor clarenceâs lawn is so much greener and more vibrant than yours. âitâs the mulchingâ he tells you one day at the mailboxes, his teeth large and white on his tanned face. âi make my own mulch.â in the middle of the night, you wake up to the sound of the woodchipper and go to the window. by the glow of his porch light, clarence is mulching, feeding dripping, pink things into the maw of his chipper.Â
the local pta requires new members to make a blood sacrifice. âitâs just a little thing we like to doâ helen giggles, âlike an ice breaker!â last week, they all shaved their heads and carved runic symbols into their scalps to raise awareness (awareness of what? be aware. beware.) this week theyâre holding a bake sale.Â
drive 15 minutes in any direction and you will pass a target, a walmart, and a samâs club. in that order. if you had the money or the inclination to get in a helicopter and hover over your city, you would see the grey rectangles of superstore roofs like blots of bacteria in a petri dish. multiplying exponentially. consuming all.
your child brings home a field trip permission form to visit a sewage plant. âto explore the wonder of water recycling and educate on the importance of water conservation!â the paper reads. your child brings home a field trip permission form to visit a slaughterhouse. âto explore the wonder of meat processing and educate on the importance of humane slaughter!â the paper reads. your child brings home a field trip permission form to visit a crematorium. âto explore the wonder of corpse disposal and educate on the futility of our short, disposable lives!â the paper reads.
you almost forgot there was a high school football game tonight, so you barely make it home before nightfall, your heart pounding and sour, sickly sweat beading your forehead as you lock your door and hurriedly bar your windows. after every football game, the team and its fans have been known to roam the streets like a pack of wild dogs. arsons, vandalism, mass murders, and worse multiply on these nights. âboys will be boysâ the principle laughs the next morning, when the trees in front of the school have been strung with dripping, bleeding entrails. âboys will be boys.âÂ
itâs time
ITS NOT TIME ITS FUCKING MARCH I DONT WANT TO SEE THIS
itâs time
im sure this has already been done before but
psa: if youâre a broke millennial who wants to do something small to help out struggling minorities right now, eat at a local chinese restaurant next time you go out. i just went to a lunch buffet, and the lady who runs it was so appreciative we were there because apparently business has been extremely slow for a lot of chinese places since the coronavirus outbreak. people are actually afraid of catching the virus from immigrants who havenât been to china in years/decades, and itâs starting to have a negative impact on their livelihoods now that weâre a month into the panic.
Etsy is somehow being even worse, do not click etsy ads
Etsy is now forcing shop owners to be part of their ads. We can not opt out.
To anyone who buys from etsy: DO NOT EVER CLICK THEIR ADS
They are rolling out a program where if you get a sale from an ad they put out, theyâre taking 12-15% of the profit(probably on top of the like, 5%ish+ they already take). Even worse, if you have clicked an Etsy ad in the last 30 days ANYONE YOU BUY FROM ON ETSY IN THAT PERIOD WILL BE BILLED THAT FEE.Â
So please, if you see an ad for something you like off etsy, do not click it. Just go on etsy and search for it.
This is somehow worse than what storenvy used to pull.Â
Please go directly through an artist or see if they have their own storefront (I use bigcartel) instead of purchasing off etsy. And if you must, just please, please, never click an etsy ad.
Who could have possibly foreseen that organizing the entire service economy around low-wage workers without sick leave or reliable access to a doctor might someday backfire.Â
mother FUCKER
Bed bath and BEGONE! *banishes you*
Man Director // Woman Director
me, originally: if youâre paying attention, there are enough contextual hints thrown in to keep track of the witcher timelines without extra indicators. itâs fine.
the official timeline: jaskier and geralt had known each other for 22 years by the dragon episode.
me: actually, no, you really needed to tell us that.
I love that the show creatorâs response to this was basically âOh yeah. We forgot Jaskier isnât immortal like the other main characters and probably should have aged him. Oops.â Â
i for one vote that they just commit and make him immortal too
finding out jaskier is 18 in episode 2:
okay sure i can play along with that
finding out heâs 41 in episode 6: