I’m 90% certain I’d marry someone if they could cook me an over easy egg on toast
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I’m 90% certain I’d marry someone if they could cook me an over easy egg on toast
ok sorry I’ve been wanting to do this for a few weeks now uwu
I can’t remember what episode the first one was drawn after, but the second was drawn after the Man Who Would Be King
it’s so weird gathering these three similar things together over the years HA H AHA
School related:
I am getting wishlists from area elementary school teachers. Their yearly budgets are only $100 per year.
They’re all in desperate need of various items throughout the year.
I’m connecting them with retired teachers and people who are downsizing the office/school/art supplies in their homes.
This is only one school.
I will get another list of educators next week. They go over the budgets easily. It’s impossible to stay within budgets when students can’t buy their own school supplies.
ALL of these folks are buying items for their classrooms and for their students OUT OF POCKET.
Let’s help them out. I’ll post lists as I get them. :)
“Gus Was Delicious” would not be the worst chapter title for the animal antics chapter of your autobiography, @seananmcguire.
Gus could not Play Nicely with the other Murderbirds.
*dying*
I love you and your bizarre animal adventures @seananmcguire
I am a delight.
Hello, I just read your animal story about Gus the emu and let me tell you I work at a zoo and we have emus and you are a very brave person, emus are pretty much all assholes. (I still love them though lol.) Did I read it right that you just had an emu wandering around your house sitting on your couch?? Wow, you are amazing. I am totally aware that you are a very busy person so feel free to ignore me, but I would LOVE more of these stories!
Yeah, that was Gus. Gus was, to put it mildly, a total asshole. He’d been raised in an apartment as a “pet,” and he had too many “I am the boss of people, I want to hang out on the furniture” traits to really re-acclimatize to being a normal emu. So he got bounced from foster home to foster home until he wound up at the emu farm and was eaten for being a jerkzilla.
Don’t be a jerkzilla. People will eat you.
Perhaps across a River?
From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.
if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing
“nearly all of my life”
Lemony Snicket sass is what I aspire to in life.
“Lemony Snicket” (Dan Handler) was asked if he liked the movie.
He said “I love the movie as much as someone who wrote 8 drafts of a movie before being fired from his own creation could possibly be.”
The man’s life is sarcasm and it’s beautiful.
Can I just say something
I LOVE CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!
That is all. Have a nice day.
a lover of books; one who loves to read, admire and collect books
The Doggo went away
I miss the doggo. I was going to become his friend, but sadly he had to go back to his first home.
I really want to adopt the doggo. Sadly allergies mean I can’t.
Oh well, I shall hypnotize my friends into getting more doggos.
Now I only have to learn how too..
Miracles happen.
The doggo has a friend
Okay so I’m still hated but Sammie, my love, accepted a treat from me.
He still growled, Buuuuut the doggos friend Eddie let me pet him.
I can’t see through all the joy and allergy induced tears!
I'm like 99% sure the doggo still hates me.
But that's okay. Sooner or later he has to like me. He even accepted a treat and this time he didn't bite me. Doggos are wonderful
Eon by Alison Goodman
Eon is the tale of a girl who is forced to hide her true nature in order to be a candidate for apprenticeship to the dragon masters. She is a cripple and has almost no hope. When it comes to the ceremony she is not chosen y the Rat Dragon, which is the year which needs an apprenticeship, but the mirror dragon who has been missing for the past 1500 years. How will she hide her gender while discovering the secrets which made the dragon go missing in the first place. Palace intrigue, plots to destroy her, and a war just bubbling under the surface. How shall Eona survive?
this book really piqued my interest because of how Goodman wrote Eona. She is a character who is already at a disadvantage because she is a girl, add in the fact that she is a cripple and no one would think she could be a candidate for a dragon master. She is fierce and determined to grow and overcome any adversities that may crop up between her and her goals. If you are looking for a main character with spunk look no further than Eon.
I’ve found LOVE!!!
It’s my best friends dog!
I love it I want to cuddle it!!!
I’m allergic to dogs and I don’t even care!
This’ll be the death of me.
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