akashi seijuro's one and only.

this is cringe. a really low effort blog.

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WHAT’S MY CONTACT NAME?

→ you ask the bllk boys what your contact name is for them and you both tell eachother what you have eachother saved as ! 𝜗𝜚

⤷ ゛ 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐬: 𝐬𝐚𝐞, 𝐧𝐚𝐠𝐢, 𝐫𝐞𝐨, 𝐤𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐫, 𝐡𝐮𝐠𝐨, & 𝐲𝐮𝐤𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐲𝐚. ˎˊ˗

| 𝐬𝐚𝐞 𝐢𝐭𝐨𝐬𝐡𝐢:

| 𝐬𝐞𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐨 𝐧𝐚𝐠𝐢 & 𝐫𝐞𝐨 𝐦𝐢𝐤𝐚𝐠𝐞:

| 𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐤𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐫:

| 𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐡𝐮𝐠𝐨:

| 𝐤𝐞𝐧𝐲𝐮 𝐲𝐮𝐤𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐲𝐚:

this is for @natsukisnightowl <3

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Random haikyuu boys hcs (pre timeskip)

Kageyama gets very competitive over small games like Uno or board games.

This is him when losing

Tanaka never has a pen or a pencil in class, he always borrows from others.

Whenever class has a problem, people always come to suga or daichi for advice.

Class listens to Kiyoko more than it listens to the teacher. If Kiyoko says be quiet then everyone is quiet.

Oikawa gets bullied by little kids.

Atsumu and Oikawa would either be bestest friends or worst enemies. No middle ground.

Once a girl approached Atsumu thinking he was Osamu, once he realized the girl has mistaken him for Osamu he got pissed and started doing weird shit like tripping over his feet or eating in a very bad way just to put down Osamu in her eyes.

Suna blackmails the Miya twins into doing whatever he wants or he'd leak every embarrassing video of them.

Kenma cracks the "we got ____ before GTA 6" Joke

Hinata needs to have 2 to 3 rubber ducks in his bath tub or he will not bath.

Once Suna accidentally spilled the school's juicy ahh tea in front of Kita and ended up getting lectured for an hour about how we should avoid gossiping and other's business is none if our business.

Yamaguchi is super into Shojou anime.

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What i think bllk characters would comment if they find a person attractive.

Shidou: *commets the no lube no protection comment... Ifykyk..*

Reo: God definitely took his time with you.

Sae: do your parents high-five when they see you?

( Reo would also comment this image)

Chigiri: do you pay with your face card, pretty?

Kaiser: you don't wake up looking like this be serious...

Rin: this is AI (his dumb ahhh actually believes that) if he does realize it's a real person he'd say something like "nothing wild but decent... Yeah..." "I wouldn't hype this but yeah... Cool." When he feels like this inside.

Yukimiya: I'd hype this in court if needed.

Otoya: *drops his number in comments*

Isagi: I'd miss any shot in your presence btw...

Nagi: would arcade give me discount if i take u with me?

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How i think bllk boys would react if they broke your expensive skincare products while using them.

Bachira: blames it all on his monster.

Kaiser: sees the broken bottle... Freezes... "Must have been the wind" Then goes on to do whatever he was doing.

Isagi:

Reo: replaces one products with 10 which are 10x expensive.

Chigiri: steals his sisters products to replace yours...

Nagi: :x

Sae: "tsk!" I think since he also owns skincare he'll just give you his.

Rin/Barou: gaslights you into thinking the products were too lukewarm and were fake and had harmful chemicals. They even smelled bad to him and you should be thankful and he did you a favor.

Shidou: the bottle is haunted it moved on its own.

Ness: sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry. (Then buys you new one with another sorry note.)

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Bllk boys if you confessed but they don't reciprocate your feelings.

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Ragebait comments i think following blue lock characters would use.

Chigiri: Go girl give us nothing/girl bye.

Nagi: ts pmo.

Reo: posting was optional btw...

Zentetsu: nice talent keep it hidden.

Rin: kys.

Isagi (not slursagi) : Oh no that's not...

Sae: Nobody in your life loves you enough to stop you?

Kunigami (pre wc): at least you had fun.

Hiori: the idea was there... Somewhere..

Barou: delete your account.

Nanase: I'm going to hold your hand when i tell you this.

Kaiser: Mid/you thought you ate huh?

And he would comment specifically this meme when he's feeling cocky or smug.

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Okay so i was thinking (it doesn't make any sense but still it's funny to me) that what if Sae is just.... Evil? 😭 i mean everyone (including me) thinks that he didn't mean the things he said to Rin and the reason why he suddenly changed is because he wants better for Rin bla bla but what if he did mean all that 😭🙏 what if one day he felt like yeah my brother is just a pain in the ass lets get rid of him and make him emo and then pretend like nothing happened. What if he's just evil😭🙏 this would be so funny.

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Everyone is so excited to see Kaiser getting animated in season 3 but is it just me or anyone else also think that anime is not gonna do justice to him 😭😭🙏 i mean he's cool in manga but i really don't think he would hit the same in anime. Personally for me who reads blue lock manga (not caught up but still😭🙏) i just can't watch the anime because for blue lock, manga experience is much better. Watching anime after reading manga felt so weird to me every movement felt so cartoonish. I mean some knb like animation would feel good. I just have a bad feeling about the NEL arc getting animated 😭🙏.

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Sometimes I remember how Aomine was the one to pull Kuroko into the GoM friend group, how he yelled at Haizaki when he took food from Kuroko's plate, how he was so distraught over not being able to recieve his passes anymore, how he only uses a nickname for Kuroko, that nickname being Tetsu, how he brought him a drink since he looked tired, how he slammed a guy against the lockers for talking shit about Kuroko, how he brought a brand new pair of shoes for his rival because Kuroko asked him to, how he taught him to shoot baskets, how he understands how Kuroko functions enough to confidently tell a guy "You'll lose, because you made Tetsu mad," how he yelled encouraging words at him in a stadium full of people, how he cried during the Rakuzan game–

He is so full of love for his partner, his shadow, his best friend 😭

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Part 2 of texts between itoshi brothers and their younger sister who's completely unaware of everything that happened between her brothers and assumes they just don't get along. Sae is her fav big brother.

Part 1

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Random texts with Nagi, Reo, Chigiri and Rin.

Reo

Nagi

Rin

Chigiri

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How many genders are there (this trend) ft my kuroko no basket favorites. This is how I think they would respond to the questions 😭

Momoi: how many genders are there?

Murasakibara: *munching chips* I don't know... I just got here.

Kise: *really excited* oh I just learned there's like 58!!

Mayuzumi: I dunno.

Aomine/Haizaki: One! *really proud about it*

Kagami: Probably at least a million i would think...

🗣️: how many genders are there?

Akashi: How many judges? Supreme Court or what? Ah supreme Court there are....

Kuroko/Kise/Kiyoshi/momoi/Riko: You can be male, female, transgender.. Whatever... All that matters is that you're comfortable in your own skin.😊😊

(Midorima says there's 2. Only normal one among them.)

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I always wonder about Rin And Sae Having a younger sister who's completely in dark about everything that happened between her brothers and none of them bother telling her either so she just assumes they don't get along. Sae is her favorite big brother. Here are some text messages between them.

Part 2

[dollysilena]

I NEED YOU TO FIGHT SOMEBODY FOR ME!

texting your boyfriend you need him to beat up a girl’s boyfriend for you.

GENRE: fake texts, humor, it’s so unserious

FEATURING: gn!reader, miya atsumu, miya osamu, hinata shoyo, + kageyama tobio

NOTES: sfw. established relationship. tell me who you think actually won their fights and who got their asses beat 😭

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Part 2 of Kaiser x childhood friend from Kaiser's pov (English aint my first language. I suck at punctuation.)

Part 1 here

I'm still on that swing, applying the bandages that she gave me. Not gonna lie i kinda like this feeling of my wounds getting some sort of treatment. I stare at her empty swing. Then i look at the direction she went into. I think about her. I can't help it. She showed care. I'm like 6 or 7 years old, that's all I need at this age. Well, my dad disagrees. I don't know how long i kept sitting there. I look at little kids my age walking to school with their back packs on their backs, their mom giving them lunch, a kiss on the cheek and asking them to stay safe. Huh. School? Not sure what that is. Among the kids walking to school I see her too. Well... It looks like it's her first day because she's walking alone and looks really nervous. I don't know how long I kept staring into her direction. She just disappeared into the crowd of the students and I just kept staring. Anyway... I must get back to work, Dad must be up and he'd be pretty mad if he finds out I'm not at home.

Well usually I steal the items which are required by dad but today i just hesitantly pick up a chocolate and put it into my bag, I'm actually pretty expert at this kind of stuff so I'm sure no one noticed. Not sure who I stole it for.. Well... Maybe I just want to return someone's favour. While I was at work, I hear a familiar voice, "What are you doing?" I freeze. Did someone see me? Wait this voice is really familiar I just heard it in the morning. I hesitantly look up and find her looking at me with those confused eyes. She's wearing her school uniform that means she stopped by on her way back from the school. Crap. She's going to report me. What do I do? Should I just push her away and run for the exit? No that would cause a scene. Plus, I steal from this store everytime, if i do something like that everyone would know I'm a thief and no one would let me into this store ever again. And father would be real mad, he might even kill me for this. I was calculating the worst possible outcomes when she opend her mouth and said, "Are you stealing? Stealing is bad. You should put these things back." She says. Oh well as long as she doesn't report me it's fine. I'll come here again in the evening and make sure no one notices.

After I put the things back we get out of the store, she bought 2 chocolate bars. One for herself and one for me. "Here" She says as she hands me one of the 2 bars and I look at it with big eyes. Well, I've always wanted to eat this. After all I'm also just a child. I take it from her and say, "THANKS!" Man I'm really desperate. I sort of like being around her, it's like she can keep secrets. I mean yeah sure I was mean to her earlier but that was because I was new to this (I still am) but something about the fact that she didn't report me and took me with her makes me think maybe I can trust her and well... Not sure if she trusts me. We stop in front of her house and she says, "wait here" Before going inside. I kept standing in front of her house for about 20 minutes and then she appeared again with 2 bags in her hands with bread, butter, MILK and all the basic things inside them. "Don't tell my mom I'm giving you this. Also I stealing is bad so no stealing." She says. Well sure I can keep the promise of not telling her mom but the not stealing part? If I do that my father is going to bury me alive. "Thank You!" I say it like I really mean it, well maybe my inner child is coming out around her and maybe I feel safe.

I walk with her to that park we were at in the morning. I set the bags on the bench and then we sat on the swings. "So ah- why do you steal?" She asks. Well that's a question I saw coming. What should I even tell her? Well my dad is an alcoholic and beats me around like a punching bag and this is my only way of survival? Well- what else can I even come up with? So I just let it out... Not sure for how long I kept rambling about how hard everything is and how this place is a hell hole for me but when I looked up to glance at her she was... Crying? "Ahh- I'M SO SORRY THAT'S HAPPENING TO YOU! THAT'S SO MEAN! YOUR DAD IS A VERY BAD PERSON! HE SHOULD GO TO JAIL". She cries as she hugs me tight like I'm very precious to her. I just... Freeze. I don't know what this feeling is and what this warmth is... I've never experienced it before but something tells me this is everything I ever wanted. I just- tears start rolling down my cheeks too. Of course we're children we're very empathetic and emotional. Not sure for how long we stayed like that but when she pulls back she looks at me with those puffy eyes and says "we're friends... No... Best friends from now! If you need anything you come to me always! Because my teacher taught me 'a friend in need is a friend indeed'" I'm not sure what she means by that saying but I like the sound of it. I just smile and nod. She's still sort of crying and keeps telling me how strong I am. She feels very sorry for me I think and feels the need to make me feel better. Well. This feeling is new but it's the only thing I ever wanted in my life.

As the sun sets we part ways, she walks to her house after giving me another hug. Well I'm still not used to receiving this but it's fine. I carry the bags she gave me to home and surprisingly, dad was actually satisfied and tonight I get no beatings. Feels like a dream.

(Felt lowkey corny but okay. Ima write part 3 when I feel like it.)

Tag: @maryj0yy

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Texting Olivia Rodrigo's songs lyrics as normal sentences to SAE, KAISER AND RIN.

Sae Itoshi

Rin Itoshi

Michael Kaiser

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So first of all. This is cringe. Second. English ain't my first language.

Something i always think about is a childhood friend MICHAEL KAISER had who moved away. I'm a daydreamer so i keep coming up with this story in my head so ima write it.

consider this pt:1 ig..? Ima write it from Kaiser's pov.

Uh. I've seen most creators do this so. Warnings? Words like piece of shit, curses, child abuse etc.

Part 2

"Be quick and don't get caught." Is what my father said to me before he left me at this store to steal things. I'm barefooted, wearing this dirty T shirt I've been wearing for a week. I look at the goods in the store. Then i try to remember what my father asked to bring home. Okay bread... Butter... Some of his drinks... Uh. I can't help but look around, look around and see little kids who are here with their parents. They're asking about something, maybe it's a snack, or a toy. They're asking their parents to get them some and their parents pat their heads snd add that item to the cart. Wow. While this may be normal for some people... For me it feels like something i can't even dream of.. Even in my dreams that man is choking me, or beating me, or calling me a piece of trash, worthless. I was lost in thoughts when a girl, around my age approached me. "Hey! I'm new here! Those are my parents." She says as she points into the direction of her parents. "You looked sad, maybe we can be friends." She says, looking at me with those hopeful eyes. Friend? Don't think I've heard that word before... Don't even know what that means. Anyway, i gotta go. If I'm late my father would give me new bruises. I leave without even giving her an answer. I don't really think about her that much, all I'm worried about is that it's getting late and father would be angry.

"WHERE IS THE MILK? YOU PIECE OF SHIT! HOW CAN YOU FORGET THE DAMN MILK!? HOW THE HELL AM I GOING TO TAKE A DUMP WITHOUT MILK!? FORGET IT AGAIN AND I'LL KILL YOU!" My father yelled as he kicked my face so hard i could have sworn my jaw felt like it broke into millions of pieces. He grabbed the collar of my shirt and shaked my till me teeth rattled. I feel like life is being sucked out from my body. I'm numb. All i can do i look stare at the ceiling and wait for it to be over.

I'm in my room, crying. Tears never stop running down my cheeks. I look for the medicine that i stole once that would stop the pain and that cream i once stole which i apply on my bruises so they would heal. Ah where are they. I look for them with Shaky hands. Oh here they are- ah- they're finished. I cry but keep a hand over my mouth so my voice wouldn't reach down stairs. I don't know when i fell asleep while crying. I just wish i was never born into this world, it has given me nothing.

Early in the morning, even before my dad wakes up, i leave the house for some... Peace? Well my wounds are still fresh and i feel pain in every joint of my body but I'm used to it. At least i don't have to worry about stealing for now. I sit on a swing when i heard a familiar voice "OH MY GOD YOU'RE THAT BOY FROM YESTERDAY!" it's that girl. She's on the swing right beside me and I didn't even notice her at first. I stare at her. "What do you wan-" She cuts me off and doesn't even let me finish the sentence "Oh God! Are you okay? Where did you get these bruises from? Oh God! Should I call the police? Let me check!" She sounds genuinely worried. This is so... Confusing to me. Why is she worried? No one has ever worried about me before... What's her deal? Does she want me to steal things for her as well? I move away from her so she doesn't touch my bruises. "Go away." I say, she's bothering me. She looks at me, confused. I think she's wondering why would i not want to get my bruises checked. I do want to get them checked. God it hurts everywhere. But.. I don't know.. Anyone who tries to show me affection or care even a little bit. Even if it's an elderly woman walking on street or a random ice cream seller, i feel weird. It's not like i don't want affection...it's just... The idea feels weird because it'sforeign. Well... Her facial expression says that the message is clear. She would leave me alone. "Here, take this." She says as she puts a some bandages in my hand and leaves. Oh i know how to apply them, i once stole them from a guy who was leaving the hospital. Well... Whatever works to keep the pain in check.

(Ima write part 2 when i feel like it. Bye.)