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eternally in my final fantasy XIV arc but sometimes I throw in some lotr or wot to spice it up // 28 // she/they

[egberts]

my misleadingly huge butter

[contemptible-scoundrel]

free use? *smirks snartly* so naive. you know nothing in this damned society is really free...

[angel-advise]

can't look up what snartly means because i don't have a dictionary account

[chiarrara]

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

[lowpawly]

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

[lowpawly]

alright by popular demand here is more toddler traumacore

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[mariakono]

Daedalus: well shucks son looks like we’re lost in there labyrinth of me conception

Icarus: that’s so bogus pops

Daedalus: what do ye think my good friend Jimi Hendrix

Jimi Hendrix: There Must Be Some Kind Of Way Out Of Here

[sylphchild]

i take my tomestone to ishgard and show it to a sickly brume child and i say theres this band called imagine dragons do u wanna listen and he stares shellshocked off into the distance and says i dont have to imagine them

[degeneracygenerator]

this is the post of all time to me

[andhumanslovedstories]

There's something about lazily studying Mandarin Chinese that's made language learning seem far more approachable. It would be cool to be fluent one day, but I've always been clear with myself that I don't have an actual goal with this besides maintaining a streak in my language app for a certain amount of days. I can quit whenever I want, which is remarkably good at making me not quit. Sometimes I have days where I study Chinese for hours because I'm having a good time, but mostly I'm lazily plucking at this language for sometimes literally a one minute a day. After a year of doing that, even though Chinese is so difficult and different from English, it turns out I can still get from knowing absolutely nothing to knowing slightly more than nothing in a pretty short period. An incredible jump in knowledge with not that much work. In fact, the gap between English and Chinese is so vast that microscopic progress feels incredible. When I have to write out literally any pinyin by memory, and I get 75% of the letters and none of the tones correct, I feel like a genius. Today I almost spelled 音乐会/yīnyuèhuì correctly on my first try, and I wanted to call everyone over to see how I effortlessly nailed two-thirds of it.

It's much more encouraging than any of the "easier" languages I've studied. My primary emotion when studying Spanish was embarrassment that I was still so bad at Spanish. Meanwhile, now I'm like, "If I can suck at Chinese, I can suck at anything," which is very inspirational because doing something really, really badly means that you are in fact doing it. I saw an ad for Hebrew language learning course and had the realization that I could probably get really, really, really, really bad at Hebrew in what, a couple months? The thought made me very excited. I could get horrendous at any language in a couple months. I could get horrendous at anything. With a little time and not that much effort, I could nail two-thirds of shooting a basketball. The sky's the limit, but if you don't care about getting all the way up there, one inch off the ground can still be pretty impressive.

[starofhisheart]

Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible

[ratbastarddotfuck]

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

[digitalsymbiote]

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

[louisegluckpdf]

next dynamic were sexualizing is that of a bull and a toreador

[star-thief]

[weterpete]

Um no I'm pretty sure those are both switches

[spookyscarysnails]

[isawken]

june vision board

[isawken]

big shout out to everyone in the tags staking their claim for a non-negotiably wonderful june

[cypresstrees]

crazy how if you do your chores and obligations first thing on a day off you can enjoy your free time more than if you feel like you’re procrastinating your chores and obligations the whole time. i will not be learning from this experience

[wisedreamdelusion]

today Sunday the main weekend day ,so please wake up wash your beautiful face so no one can trace your ugly past face and start to smell the air around you till you find the aroma of your coffee or tea then set and say what is the thing that if i do it today it will change the world as we say and make it the best place to live and enjoy ,think of what you can eliminate from this world and then realise you was still dreaming in bed , fuck that i need it real not pretend

[plushworldz]

trust i got yall fr 💯💯💯