speak friend & enter

eternally in my final fantasy XIV arc but sometimes I throw in some lotr or wot to spice it up // 28 // she/they

[louisegluckpdf]

next dynamic were sexualizing is that of a bull and a toreador

[star-thief]

[weterpete]

Um no I'm pretty sure those are both switches

[spookyscarysnails]

[isawken]

june vision board

[isawken]

big shout out to everyone in the tags staking their claim for a non-negotiably wonderful june

[cypresstrees]

crazy how if you do your chores and obligations first thing on a day off you can enjoy your free time more than if you feel like you’re procrastinating your chores and obligations the whole time. i will not be learning from this experience

[wisedreamdelusion]

today Sunday the main weekend day ,so please wake up wash your beautiful face so no one can trace your ugly past face and start to smell the air around you till you find the aroma of your coffee or tea then set and say what is the thing that if i do it today it will change the world as we say and make it the best place to live and enjoy ,think of what you can eliminate from this world and then realise you was still dreaming in bed , fuck that i need it real not pretend

[plushworldz]

trust i got yall fr 💯💯💯

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[cartoonrival]

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

[dumpy-dump]

📞Tell me📞, for whom do you fight? 🤔

How very glib, 😑🙄

and do you 🙏believe🙏 in Eorzea? 😏

Eorzeas’ unity is ⚒forged⚒ on 🤦‍♂️falsehoods🚫. Its city-states are 👷‍♂️built👷‍♀️ on deceit🤞, and its faith💒 is an 🎷instrument🥁 of 😈deception. It is naught🎗➰🐺 but a cobweb of lies🕷🕸🙄 - to believe in Eorzea is to believe in 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♀️nothing☠. In Eorzea, the 🦉🐦beast🐟🐍 tribes often summon Gods 🙏🙏🙏 to fight⚔🔫 in their stead.

Though your ☭comrades☭ only rarely respond in kind 

- which is ❓strange❓, is it not➰? Are the twelve🖐🖐✌ otherwise "engaged"? 💍👰👰 I was given to understand they were your 👼protectors🛡. If you truly believe them your 👌guardians🙏, why do you not 🎼🔁repeat the trick🎃 that served you so well at Carteneau, and call them down? 😏☎️🔇 They will 📞😇answer📞😇, so long as you lavish them with crystals 💎💎💎 and gorge them on aether 💦💦😳🤤. Your Gods are no different from those of the 🐜🐺beasts🐢🍃 - eikons, every one 🤡🤪. Accept but this, and you will see how Eorzeas 🙏faith🤭 is bleeding the land 🍂dry🔥. Nor is this unknown to your 🤴👸masters🤣, which prompts the ❓question❓ - why do they cling to these ❌false🤥 deities? What 🚗drives🚕 even men of 📚learning 

- even the great Louisoix 🎓🎓🎓

to grovel😩 at their feet👣👃😳? The answer? Your masters lack the 💪strength💪 to do otherwise! 🤣👌 For the world of 👤man to mean anything, man must own the world. 👉🌍👈To this end🔚, he hath 🤛fought🤜 ever to raise himself through 🤬conflict😤, to grow rich💰💰💰 through conquest🛡⚔😡. And when the dust of battle settles, it is ever the strong💪😡 who dict🍆ate the fate of the weak😰👋. Knowing this, but a single😘 path is open to the 😖🍆impotent😞🍆 ruler - that of false worship🙏👑🙏. A path which leads to enervation and death 🤡😰⚰. Only a 💪man of power👌 can rightly steer🚘🚦 the course⛳ of 🌆civilization🌁. And in this land of 

cReEpInG mEnDaCiTy, 

that one truth will prove its 👼salvation😇. Cum Come💦, champion of Eorzea, face me! Your defeat shall serve as proof of my readiness to 👑rule👑! It is only right➡️ that I should take your realm, for none among you has the power to stop me! 😎😎😎🤣🏳

[xakasch]

[hisuizorua]

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

[lxdymaria]

FINAL FANTASY XIV ◦ [ 20 / ∞ ]

ENSHROUD

[phantomrose96]

*sends out email I've been putting off* ah finally :). ah that's a weight off my shoulders :). ah I can relax an-- *receives response to email* what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuckkkk

[havinganormalone]

Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.

[dear-ao3]

[draconym]

Me: Fuck, the paper towels I want are on the top shelf.

The Sir David Attenborough That Lives In My Brain: Being smaller-than-average presents an added challenge to foraging ... but necessity is the mother of invention. A little creativity turns a baguette into a tool, and voilà--

(paper towel roll falls on my face)

Sir David Attenborough, pleasantly: Success.

[suodelic]

sex with a guy who wants to hunt you for sport for 6-12 hours immediately beforehand

[suodelic]

sex with a guy who gave you a big head start and mocks you about it after he’s caught you anyway

[suodelic]

sex with a guy who wants to watch your brain kick down a few notches when he pins you down like you’re a prey animal that knows it’s done running

[vintage-tigre]

[dichotomoustessellations]

lmfao