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[segamascott]

[smalllfieldmouse]

my ex used to get pissed off every time i showed them this video they would be like "that's not how a train works" really angrily and storm out of the room

[smalllfieldmouse]

everyones gotta stop reblogging this bro they're gonna find it and get so mad they try to strangle me again

[duhaeriss]

i guess this is why she doesn't want to sit next to pantalone and dottore

[skymbriua]

I bought new alcohol markers and painted Kuya ✨

[falleninaday]

reaching a new point in ur relationship where u vaguepost about ur sex life

[3atteurd]

[anime-as-textposts]

[jingle-knight]

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

[falleninaday]

i think my dad adjusted to my transition but not to any other ideas of gender

i think he realizes that i'm the rich boyfriend now so hes really getting on my ass to make a ton of money

[sunlightbouquet]

all my doubters become routers when i cnc the stock of success

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[crabanarchy]

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

[i-said-im-a-fucking-star]

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

[sunlightbouquet]

for pride month this year we had a threesome but spent the whole time doing towers of hanoi

[sunlightbouquet]

my favorite trope is none of them actually. everything should be completely unique and unconnected to any previous creative work ever.

[dogpuppy]

[falleninaday]

love watching people swap social medias to say different things

follow a guy on here and on insta and on here hes posting about like trains and men n stuff and on insta he was celebrating workplace drama

[markadoo]

used to be when you fucked in a car you could always be sure that the car wouldn't know. thats not the case anymore. modern cars know when you're fucking in them. how could they not? maybe you can avoid this by simply turning the car off. maybe that's naive of me. i just don't know. it's hard to know these things