[penandinkprincess]

truly few things instantly put me in a bad mood more than humidity

WHY is the fucking AIR out here TOUCHING ME

get OFF

[deslizada]

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

[innerchildabortionclinic]

this is how all high protein dessert vids look to me

[meanbuddhist]

my body knows something that i don’t and i can’t get her to talk to me

[dykonicdiva]

(no beers in) what is every thought you’ve ever had about me ever

[nanocomputer]

when u finally see that bitch ass mosquito

[piranesies]

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

[i-effed-it-all-up-deactivated20]

no, i don’t watch that show, but i do follow its developments extensively via tumblr

[kosmogrl]

[livingincolorsagain]

has anyone figured out how to stop being so fucking tired all the fucking time

[greppelheks]

[beardaxemcbreadhobnob]

big fan of the way moles sit in dirt with their arms out like they’re in a hot tub

[beardaxemcbreadhobnob]

decadence….

[allthesepurplelights]

don't call me out like that

[citruspeterquince]

Parallel play but we’re masturbating next to each other and getting turned on by each other’s sounds

[misscromwellsmonocle]

The Lazy Italian Girl (1757) by Jean Baptiste Greuze

[quendergeer]

god, you take a five minute break and some asshole paints a picture

[tall]

[sextuspompey]

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair