I'm stomaching nothing.

[bungerc0re]

oomf made me realize this could happen to me within the next month or so

[infomercial]

[unidentifiedfuckingthing]

[bobatelevision]

my tío literally does this at every party

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

are you free tonight

i woul do anything to be free

[giragirameganedan]

i was born from a lab experiment in which researchers worked to synthesize a person who “deserved it” (paper fails to clarify what was meant by this)

[fairycosmos]

life would be sooo good without my curse

[hope-for-the-planet]

Vermont officially becomes 1st state to charge big oil for climate change damage

On Thursday, Gov. Scott let Vermont's Climate Superfund Act become law without signature.

The Climate Change Superfund Act makes major fossil fuel companies financially liable for damage due to extreme weather events and other dangers related to climate change. The amount these companies are responsible for paying depends on their contributions to emissions since 1995.

Money collected from fossil fuel companies will be used to mitigate the health impacts of climate change and improve public infrastructure.

[nimcest]

That day you realized you can just beat the shit out of people until they pass out or die.

[paxamericana]

[vaporize-employers]

[dril tweet: "i do have a resting IQ of about 80, however , im known to "Active" iqs of ≥ 200, by doing my special Focus Stance, or by Abusing Poppers ."]

[vile-wizard]

One of my favorite Peanuts panels.

[sacred-portal]

[gravityjunior]

[relelvance]

[hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124]

The arms race between disappointment and lowered expectations

[tsarina-anadyomene]

as a neurodivergent (Being Correct All The Time Disorder) person,

[suigintou]

sticking a headphone jack into you and listening to your innermost secrets

[suigintou]

not your best work to be honest

[suigintou]

listening to your heart and lungs next

[suigintou]

hmm... uninspired and derivative

[thespongebobsquarepantsmovie]

my pinkies

[gloopqueen]

average chihuahua owner home

[radiofreederry]

[weeniebagel]

me: i think my fear of commitment stemmed from my parents divorce. im afraid that ill end up like them, yknow?

broly, my therapist: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHRGHHHH………………. RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!