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[hbmmaster]

how much does the aurora borealis weigh

[hbmmaster]

it's pretty light

[thejakeformerlyknownasprince]

Has anyone ever drawn the Hork-Bajir Homeworld? The description sounds so cool, I'm always hoping to see art of it.

[teathattast]

[lynati]

The kids are alright.

[fallowthistlefield]

is youtube recommending tremors to other iron lung fans or is it just me?

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[cranberry-branflakes]

which heart did you get when you liked this post?

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when reblogging, please add the pride tags I've included! if not, anybody liking your reblog will only see regular tumblr hearts :)

[teaboot]

Do you think Clark Kent's first few major articles were about the continued presence of lead pipes in parts of Metropolis' water system

[teaboot]

(Average Metropolis reader after investigative reporter C. Kent's 452nd article on yet another case of landlords/business owners/factories' continued use of lead pipes/paint/gas/glass knowingly exposing the public to dangerously toxic lead levels) what the fuck happened to this guy

[teaboot]

One day Bruce Wayne mentions in an interview that heroes like Superman are overrated, as the most effective way to reduce crime is to provide public resources and improve local infrastructure, then cites how neighboring city Metropolis has effectively lowered their violent crime by 13% after addressing their outdated water system and investing low income housing. the reporter conducting the interview suddenly starts looking a little uncomfortable

[teaboot]

To be clear, Clark is still a fantastic investigative reporter. He still has to track down the sources to prove all this shit

[teaboot]

"Who, Clark Kent? Yeah, we're pretty sure he's a Meta. Is he a superhero? Like what, "Lead-detector guy"? "Captain pipes?" Don't get me wrong, he's a great guy and it's a handy trick, but it's lead detection, not laser vision. He's not about to go running around in tights any time soon."

[sindri42]

I just love the idea of a cape maintaining their secret identity by pretending to be a completely different and less impressive kind of parahuman.

[roach-works]

everyone assumes that kent is so squirrely around superheros because he’s just desperately hoping not to be conscripted to the JLA to fix their plumbing

[teaboot]

Local Metropolis Reporter Publically Recognized For Contributions To The City; Awarded Medal Of Distinction

[championofdnd]

They tried to get superman to present the medal but he was offended at being called "overrated" in comparison to Clark so he declined

[teaboot]

Counter offer: Bruce Wayne disguised as Superman

[teaboot]

beating this dead horse with memes

[everythingismadeofchaos]

Hey this was a real fun little read. It's so great to find these treasures on this site

[teaboot]

We’re happy to have you!

[movementnudge]

Movement nudge, getting up off the floor!

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[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[huewrite]

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

[gossamermouse]

this is not a place of honor

[jackviator]

[dinosaurana]

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

[summergirl2408]

Lowkey so funny when you randomly see something that makes you immediately go 'WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT'S NOT A UNIVERSAL EXPERIENCE ???'

On another note: 'WHAT DO YOU MEAN STUDENTS OUTSIDE OF GERMANY DON'T GET A SCHULTÜTE ON THEIR FIRST DAY AT SCHOOL ???'

[lilaclupin]

For the curious non-Germans, Schultüten (school cones, although Tüte usually means bag) are paper or plastic cones given to students on their first day of primary school. They're usually filled with candy and school supplies like pencils, fun erasers, etc. I think usually parents craft them themselves, but you can also buy pre-made ones at the store. They come in all sorts of fun and colourful designs!

Every child looks forward to getting their Schultüte. And it's so adorable seeing little kids walk around proudly with cones sometimes hslf their size on the first day of school. According to Wikipedia, the tradition has been going on since the 19th century :)

(Germans in the notes, pls tell me what your Schultüte design was)

[healrosie]

i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

[h0n3yk1tt3n]

how do you read "op"

original poster

original person

oh-pee

ahp (pronouncing it as a word)

overpowered (gamer moment)

something else

I can't read

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[h0n3yk1tt3n]

Blah blah sample size you get it

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.

[athanza]

From Veronica Tucker via Pinterest

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[thesebonesbite]

Magnus Archives fan I see

[partywithponies]

THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY

[void-of-existence]

HE KNOWS OH MY GODS

I SCREAMED ALOUD

[allpiesforourown]

gongyi xiao (pure of heart young man who risked his place in the sect by freeing shen yuan from what he assumed was a non-con situation) meets liu mingyan (filthy fujoshi who wrote non-con rpf of shen yuan)

[allpiesforourown]

gongyi xiao: and he was wearing luo binghe's robe when i returned...

liu mingyan writing this down: and then what

gongyi xiao: liu-shimei why are your eyes sparkling?

[fanficanddaydreams]

This would probably inspire Lmy to write a spin-off about (poor captured and sexually mistreated) Sqq being rescued by honorable gyx leading to a (not so) innocent thank you make-out and lots of tension. Only to end in lbh finding them and re-capturing and imprisoning his shizun to have his wicked, jealous way with him.

Gotta make sure that nobody can ever satisfy his shizun like he can. Maybe even putting gyx in the cuck chair to show him how he could never make shizun moan like lbh can (only to drive himself insane with jealousy because nobody but him deserves to look at that skin or to listen to those bitten back moans or smell… ehem)

Lmy got a bestseller incoming. All the fangirlies (including tlj) will rip each other to pieces debating if pure honorable gyx deserved to get some (or get in on that action) or not. There will be bingqiuxiao shippers.

Lbh will try burning all of it.