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My phone is really crap, so now I'm going to post to my other account

Otherwise, I have another phone with another account! It's probably: @Ash_Ashfuckoff

Or something like that

and, Sorry if i don't post! My phone have a problem, I really need to change the battery

#Sorry

Do I coming out Trans saying I want to be called Ash? Yes

#transgender #coming out #Ash

Jimmy :Is there no way to get rid of....Kazimir?

Ivan: Not without cause, dear.

Jimmy: I have cause! it’s beCAUSE I hate him.

#Kazimir Semenov (OC d'Allyn)#jimmy consentini (oc)#natm ivan the terrible #Natm #night at the museum

Jimmy, getting arrested: You pieces of shit have no idea who you’re dealing with!

Cop: You have the right to remain silent-

Jimmy : I choose to waive that right

Jimmy : *screams*

Al, watching him from the sidelines: I don’t know him.

Wait wait with Nippy:

Al, getting arrested: You pièces of shit have no Idea who Younes dealing with!

Cop: You have the right to remain silent-

Al: I choose to waive that right

Al: *Scream*

Napoléon, le regardant de côté : je ne le connais pas.

#jimmy consentini (oc)#al capone #natm al capone #napoléon #natm napoleon #Incorrect quotes

AU they are humans ans idk why but Jimmy sells stuff to his friends (Ivan is not a friend)

Ivan: "How much do I owe you?"

Jimmy :"Nothing, I got this for free anyway."

Ivan: "...Did you steal it?"

Jimmy: "Technically it was given to me~"

#jimmy consentini (oc)#ivan natm #Natm #Wait wait why did i do incorrect quote

A woman : i'm pregnant and its your son

Louie : nO

Frankie : i'm pregnant too honey

Legs : your not a man?!

Johnny : i didn't Say nothing

Tony : ho Fuck again

#louie walters #the simpsons louie #The Simpson Legs #johnny tightlips #frankie the squealer #Fat Tony #incorrect simpsons quotes

Louie: Hey Frankie.

(Frankie punches Louie in the stomach)

Louie: What the fuck?

Frankie: You are one of my very best friends. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. You're too young. You're too beautiful.

Louie: What the fuck are you talking about?

Frankie: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now.

Tony: See ya! (leaves)

Louie: I'm not pregnant.

Frankie: Well, not after that punch you're not. I've been taking muay thai classes.

Louie : Je n'ai jamais été enceinte, Frankie!

Frankie: Are... you sure?

Louie: Yes I'm fucking sure!

Johnny: I'm sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here?

Frankie: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and—

(Johnny punches Louie in the stomach)

Louie: Aw motherfucker!

Idk why i just see this on YouTube and I imagined this-

#the simpsons louie #louie walters #frankie the squealer #incorrect simpsons quotes #johnny tightlips #meme

Louie at Frankie : You know Earlier me and Legs were out and a car honked at us so Legs drove off and-

Legs Comes Into The Room: Who Wants A Steering Wheel ?

Louie : You are exhausting you know?

Frankie : Be lucky Johnny let me get in a car before he remembered we were dating.

Louie : rude

#the simpsons louie #louie x legs #louie walters #frankie the squealer #johnny x frankie #Legs #johnny tightlips #incorrect simpsons quotes

Honestly I don't see the difference .

find the original on Pinterest.

#Natm #Ivan natm #Natm Ivan #Natm Al Capone #Natm Napoléon #jimmy consentini (oc)#Idk

I have a AU in which Ryan Torres(skull killer) or another person try to kill himself with a knife in the air and that Isaac would be warned by Billy of what he is doing. Yes, this is stupid but really mean it.

#Fear street #Ryan Torres #Shadyside killers #OMG i love Billy Barker idk who cant' love him #Isaac

Mu: Please stop him...

Gengetsu Liquifying to infinity without stopping .

#Mu #Gengetsu #Naruto #Naruto Mu #Naruto Gengetsu

Just saying hi

#Ash x Shade #Ash Ninjago #Ash x Neuro

Terasaka ; Did you know there is a rumor about you and Muramatsu are together

Yoshida : a rumor? Are you telling me that people doubt it?