Pokeposting

(Not that I am a member of any sort,) But what are your opinions on Team Plasma? Specifically, those who did not support all the evil parts?

okay jesus christ you cannot be a "part of Team Plasma" and "not support all the evil parts." i don't GIVE two SHITS about your internal moral compass or whatever, you are still STEALING POKÉMON and supporting Ghetsis. plasma grunts DNI

lightning-witch-jenny

Um... OP Team Plasma was a cult you know. Do you know how cults work, how they indoctrinate people and control their worldview. A lot of Team Plasma grunts either didn't know about the evil parts or were conditioned to think the evil parts were fine actually

And after the team's initial collapse a lot of the people who were there specifically to follow N and bring equality to humans and pokemon actually started trying to return the stolen pokemon and care for the ones they couldn't find the trainers of you know.

#unreality #pokemon irl #real pokemon

Ok sorry I can’t let this slide. Team plasma WAS a cult, it isn’t anymore. The departure of their “prophet” and the public reveal of their leader’s true intentions means the only plasma members still around are in it as a criminal organization. I live in Driftveil near the main shelter of the group of N followers you mentioned, and they specifically go out of their way to explain that they are NOT team plasma anymore to anyone that asks.

which evolution of litwick is the safest to keep around? i think they're all cute but also know they're like. probably not good to be around for extended periods of time

earlier evolutions are (generally) safer in almost all cases. unless it's an espurr situation

It’s very much an espurr situation. Lampent and Chandelure are developed enough to burn up the souls of their prey whole, meaning you can give them a frozen Rattata or something to eat, while Litwicks simply passively absorb the energy of their surroundings, meaning you need to be careful not to spend too much time alone with them, even if you feed them regularly.

pokentomology

reblog this post and I will assign you your pokemonsona

no guarantees beyond the first like 12 people because I will put work into this

Heya there, Do you see a lotta hybrid pokemon at your job or is it like, very rare. I dont go out much but saw one at the park and it got me thinkin if its common or not

hybrid pokémon?? sorry no fuck that cara liss shit. but we DO get pokémon with different species parents and you can kind of tell, depending on the pokémon. the other day someone dropped off a nidorina with documents that SAY it's a full-bred but that thing's got her dad's Slowpoke Eyes

#pokemon irl #real pokemon #When she was a cubone she would tie a string to her bone as well

Buster (my marowak) definitely has some Hypno in her. She has that bit of neck fluff and everything.

Is #movecraterunova a new evil team or something

is it evil or is it genius? one larvitar can move a mountain. the will of man can move a crater.

#real pokemon #pokemon irl #movecratertounova

Screw it, I’m on board.

Oh, send me your opinion on Salamence -@cyrillian-rhythm

Ah, salamence. When you think of dragon types, you think of salamence. As a battler, you have to respect the sheer power and bulk of a properly trained salamence and as a person you have to respect its ability to wreck your shit. 10/10 no notes

give me your opinion on Frosmoth

Beautiful and elegant creatures with the perfect pre evolution. It and Volcarona are like gay lovers. To me.

eartheats

i kinda just had the silliest idea for an ask game. dunno if it'll even be fun, but maybe with groovyle's help, we can all learn about new pokemon together! so!

reblog this if you are okay with people sending you a random pokemon in your inbox, so you can give your opinion on them!!

#unreality #pokemon irl #real pokemon #so true op

Which is cuter, Pikachu or Eevee?

spewpa appreciation post.

ranger-rai

I wonder what some of the dumbest things trainers would get banned or eliminated from a tournament or contest for?

My favorite one would a trainer who thinks they are slick and tries to lie about their pokemon's moves.

Problem is, the second they try to use a move and it's not what they said, the battle is immediately halted and they are booed out of the stadium.

What do you all think?

What are some dumb things people could

do to get kicked out?

A few years back, someone figured out a strategy of teaching their slowbro block, slack off, heal pulse, and recycle while having it bring in a Leppa Berry. After about 5 hours the judges figured out that as long as that guy kept giving his slowbro the right commands the battle literally could not end.

let my pokémon learn metronome and she unleashed some eldric horror ass move. brought her to a professor and tried to do it again but she just used tackle and then everyone laughed at me.

i swear i have no fucking clue how metronome works. i think half the time they just make shit up on the spot and call it a move. yeah sure go shoot some music notes out of your eyes, spin around three times, and your target is burned? sure

#unreality #pokemon irl #real pokemon

I swear to arceus one time I saw a dusknoir use metronome and it tore open a hole in space. Like literally in the fabric of spacetime. Like you took a photo and made a tear in it, but in real life. And then it was back to normal. What the fuck kind of Pokémon knows that move.

calice-malice

heyyyyyyy um. reblog this with some text so i can find u and ill assign u a type/dual type in an ask maybe....... ive done this w a few people but i wanna do it more!!!

i might add another question in the ask too ^^ hehehe

friendball-irl

Ooh, how interesting! I love stuff like this.

Hit me.

friendball-irl

which Pokemon deserves to have a gun the most

My vote goes to Corsola

I think someone should give a Tinkaton a gun. Just to see what happens

absols-and-accessibility

Sometimes when I get really stressed I'll turn off the filters on my social media and make a post talking about berries so I can watch the porygons spam my replies. They're so funny

Posting a PNG of an Iapapa berry to weed out all the weak porygons that don’t like sour stuff

Just saw a Palpitoad slurp down an entire Galvantula all at once. Nature is beautiful