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[turtledork02]

YOU'RE MARRIED!? WITH WHO!?

yep!! me and my wife are eloping but plan to have an actual wedding celebration someday within the next year or so! our anniversary was this month actually! we’re t4t and i love her so muchhhhh we’ve known each other for about six years. i’m on the aroace spectrum, and she’s on the ace spectrum. i never thought i would find someone who would understand my ways of showing love and affection, but she’s always understood me and knows how i roll. and i know how she rolls. we are both super autism/adhd nerds and we love sharing our hyperfixations and special interests. everything just fits with her!! anyways that enough of me ranting about my wife lolllllll

hey @fanburgers i love youuuuuuu

[fanburgers]

To know you is to love you, and I like to think I know you better than anyone <3<3<3

[sunnyztar]

is this the wall (1982)

ignore the fish i just wanted to draw a fish also cute little collab with @chunkofchaos the did the worms. #weeerrmmz.

[gothicprep]

why is your cat green?

She’s built different 😌

[gothicprep]

Look i tried to laugh it off, but I haven’t stopped thinking about this message because… my cat literally isn’t green

like where is the green

[gothicprep]

Oh Christ

[sapropel]

This is the color your cat is

[lazygravez]

colors i eyedropped directly from op's cat

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

I drew a tree using only colours eyedropped from OP's cat.

[jbweld]

tumblr users act like any day now the first weed overdose death is coming

[jbweld]

let's all green out together and pass away

[heavenpierceher]

really good decision i made this weekend was going to see backrooms and then afterwards sneaking into a showing of the new jackass movie in an incredibly effective double feature we referred to as Jackrooms or alternatively Backass. both movies start with grainy camcorder footage of some dipshit getting injured except one of them is a nameless character getting chased by a scary backrooms monster and the other is johnny knoxville shooting himself in the chest at point blank with a real gun

[itslillyillustrates]

type of shit they're doing to ehren on the regular in jackass

[bed4scraping]

Jackass is feminist art because it’s about a group of men who dedicate their lives to making themselves suffer as much as women do every day #equality

[larimar]

Rest in peace Sam 🕊️ 1947-2026

[thwarp]

She isn’t her step mom, she’s the mom that stepped up!

Congratulations on your new loving, extremely loud mom

[starspangledmoth]

so this is why ragatha was built like a bowling pin gloink for a minute there... Foreshadowing

[pouletpourri]

ragapom from last year

[orteil42]

controversial stance but i do wish i could live forever. i certainly live like i'm going to live forever. i take my time. realistically however my lifespan is dreadfully limited and there are things i've "been meaning to do" that i will never get around to. the Emoji Movie came out almost 10 years ago. in all that time on any random day i could've decided to sit down and watch it, and i did not. how many more decades will slip by like this? conceivably, it could be all the decades i have left. watching the Emoji Movie would not be, after all, a crucial use of my time. much better things to do. i could easily postpone it over and over and over until my final breath where it may not even register to me that i never did watch the Emoji Movie. no great loss, certainly; and yet i find myself intrigued by Patrick Stewart's involvement

[longnuts]

Does anyone know what to do

[princecarlton]

[monsterboyjunction]

Saw a post and decided to fix it ^^

[weevilwoodpecker]

i always reblog pro wasp propaganda to spite my phobia

[the-haiku-bot]

i always reblog

pro wasp propaganda to

spite my phobia

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[aceofpans]

I FUCKING LOVE MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!! FUCK YEAHHH!!!!!! THEYRE SO AWESOME!!!!! REBLOG IF YOUR FRIENDS ARE FUCKING AWESOME AND COOL AND YOU LOVEE THEMMMMM!!!!!!!!!

[viralfrog]

[dragongirlbunny]

[mudstickbandit]

in my most recent game of team defense fort 2 i was banned from a 24/7 hightower pony rp server for screaming ‘incoming gamer!’ into my mic every time i respawned or charged as demoman. and i have to say, nothing really prepares you for the sensation of hearing a grown man say with no hint of irony in his voice, ‘mr sex goblin, if you dont stop saying that im banning you from ponyville forever’

[apas-95]

Mister sex goblin… if you don’t stop saying that, I’m going to have to ban you from Ponyville.

Permanently.

Incoming… gamer.

[columboscreens]