Hi There

This blog is retired. It won’t be used anymore.

[fanceknight-reblogs]

Hi everyone! I am hereby retiring this blog. I will from now on only reblog stuff to my main, @fanceknight

Goodbye everyone!

[netheritenugget]

The Wither Cult made up the legend of Herobrine after Eret and Foolish kicked their asses because they didn't want to admit they had their butts handed to them by a normal dude in stupidly high boots and a naked golden himbo.

[netheritenugget]

Someone: Woah dude, what happened to you???

Wither Cultist, who can still taste static after being zapped by lightning, and still has blue spots in their vision after looking into Eret's eyes a little too long: Oh, haven't you heard?

[netheritenugget]

Ok this was really funny (kudos to my sense of humor for making some banger posts) but after thinking about it more it's far more likely that the Wither Cult didn't intentionally make up Herobrine. Consider:

A) Eret and Foolish probably didn't introduce themselves before they started wrecking house, and if they did, their names were probably the last thing on the minds of the cultists.

B) If Eret and Foolish mainly went after the cult leaders in an effort to make sure that the cult was completely destroyed, it's likely that some low level followers escaped to tell the tale.

C) Multiple witness accounts will have conflicting descriptions of what was happening, especially in the heat of a battle. How many people were attacking? What did they look like? Was magic involved?

D) Considering Foolish has implied the two of them used to be more brutal long ago, and Foolish's lightning powers are nothing to sneeze at, it would make sense that whatever they did to the cultists would have been both terrifying and deadly.

Which could certainly lead to conflicting accounts of what happened that day. And eventually over the course of many, many years, some details probably blended with each other to create a new story: that of a terrifying death god with lightning powers, and blank white eyes, who came to slaughter and destroy those who dared misuse power.

Folklore, everybody! :D

[netheritenugget]

So it's probably more like:

Eret, kicking open the door to their shared evil lair, while holding a poorly-drawn wanted poster for someone named "Herobrine" that looks suspiciously like Eret with lightning powers: FOOLISH! HOLY FUCK!

[netheritenugget]

Foolish: Why would they make a wanted poster for a god? That just seems silly. And ineffective. Like that would stop a deity, they could just stand in front of it in the middle of town and nobody would be able to do anything because they'd just smite them out of existence.

Eret: I dunno, maybe they're morons. But this is the greatest thing I've ever seen. I'm keeping it.

Foolish: Why, tho?

Eret: It's like fanart, Foolish!

Foolish: We have a painting of the two of us upstairs!

Eret: But this means so much coming from my enemies. It means they remember the good times they and I shared together. :,)

Foolish: ...You mean the times you spent killing them?

Eret: Well it was good times for me.

[belovedgamers]

When Foolish wants to get back at someone, he does it precisely what he said on stream: “mental warfare.”

Want to get back at Ranboo for the poor working conditions of the mansion? Kill endermen nonchalantly and call them “pests” in front of him.

Want to get back at Ponk for the pumpkin head? Ask his ex-boyfriend out for a date and have Ponk be the server.

Want to get back at BadBoyHalo for trespassing? Get his boyfriend to pretend he’s been kidnapped so he’ll back off?

Want to scare Tommy away from the land/get Slime back? Use the Dream head to scare him.

This isn’t new for him. This is a game for him. Everyone underestimates him and considers him not a threat but he has insight on these people. c!Foolish is cunning and when he wants to get to someone, he does it through their heart.

[archfey-edda]

“Cleaning up that mess from the wither cult” These two need more lore.

[manifoldgayballs-deactivated202]

this makes sense right

[sossmoss]

Here comes some more dsmp Ghibli au!

This ones a little harder to recognize simply because the movie isn’t as popular. It’s honestly really underrated. But this ones based of the move Tales From Earthsea by Studio Ghibli. I thought it was really fitting and mildly ironic choosing this movie for these characters considering the movies main theme is the fear of death and immortality. So ya know, I just had to fit the eternal duo into that angst

Eret I designed after Therrus look but takes on a role closer to Arren. He’s a prince from a very prosperous kingdom. But a strong fear grips him and he betrays his country. Running away with no plans for the future. Luckily he runs into a friendly totem that seems to recognize him even though Eret swears they’ve never met before.

Foolish in this story takes on the role of Therru while Captain Puffy is Tenar. Puffy found Foolish when he was injured. Together they lived on this cute little farm high in the mountains, until a worn and weak Eret stumbles to their doorstep. There Eret recovers and learns the meaning of life and death.

[aresuna]

Shall we make a toast?

[ambiwamby]

I still think of a scenario where they all just escape the banquet in pairs and nobody died 😔

[eretdaily]

TIME TO STAB !!!!!

[the-jamless-one]

just a lil painty boy

[eretdaily]

eret notices u OwO

(happy c!eret day !!)

[were-writes]

Will humanity ever be free of the influence of Edna Mode? Can any of us so much as consider the character design for a hero or villain without her manifesting in the room, fully aware of our sins?

[were-writes]

You know what, another layer of difficulty is when you’re thinking about villains, and the wise words of Megamind come into your head. You don’t just want your child to be just a regular villain. But how do you make your villain a Supervillain with no cape? Where is the drama? But Edna says no capes, you must deny them the flair. It is impossible to please them both, and it’s tearing this family apart.

[sci-the-superb]

you. you get it.

(tags via @jeremiahsmysteriosotouch)

[deadblogdontlook]

Counteroffer: Big dramatic cloak to protect your identity that you drop on the floor before every fight

[krshush]

#there are two wolves inside you #one is edna mode #the other is megamind  (@remnantofahero) 

[silver-tongues-blog]

I can’t believe the compromise is Obi-Wan Kenobi

[marlynnofmany]

“No capes!”

“Game on, then.”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Okay, but I love that Gandalf is just dropping his cloak to reveal another, slightly smaller cloak underneath it.

[damianwaynerocks]

ok but if bruce wayne somehow came upon zuko fresh out of banishment he would lose his mind.

black hair? check. bad parent(s)? check. trauma? double check.

bruce: how’d you get your scar?

zuko: my dad got mad at me for saying that killing people is wrong so he lit my face on fire and banished me.

bruce, vibrating with excitement, already pulling adoption papers from his utilility: that’s terrible. how do you feel about capes.

[explorerrowan]

Zuko: Do you mind if I wear this blue demon mask?

Bruce: *sniff, tear in his eye* Not at all.

[kitt-the-werefox]

*Zuko fighting the Joker*

J: "wan na kno w h ow i go t thes e sc ar s"

Z: *rips off mask* i don't give a fuck

[fefeman]

I’m still stuck at the “batman has adoption papers in his utility belt”.

“Quick, it’s time to use the Bat-adoption papers!”

[silverscreenx]

Bat-option papers

[phantoms-lair]

Okay, but you’re missing the best part of this.

Alfred and Iroh complimenting each other on tea while they discuss their overly dramatic children.

[damianwaynerocks]

iroh: once, i told zuko that he needs to work on his inter turmoil. he screamed at me that he had no such inner turmoil, and then proceeded to go to a cliff during a thunderstorm to scream at God to strike him with lightning

alfred: master bruce and i have that interaction at least three times per week.

[coffeebuddha]

@absentlyabbie​

[animate-mush]

I see your "Alfred and Iroh as tea bros" and raise you "Alfred and Iroh as tea rivals"

Consider

Iroh: you too must learn patience. Boiling the water ruins the delicate flavor of the white jade

Alfred: oh I'm dreadfully sorry - for some reason I expected this tea to have TEA in it

(later)

Alfred: *aggressively laying out full tea service with milk, lemon, sugar, and, just to drive his point in, jam*

Iroh: *dying inside*

[damianwaynerocks]

excellent addition

[whetstonefires]

hey bruce spent a lot of his bat-study abroad in the far east and has kind of a weeb weapon collection so proposal, what if Bruce appreciates Iroh’s tea

while Zuko is enthusiastic about cream and sugar

further fueling their dad-figures’ passive-aggressive rivalry?

[princesscolumbia]

You had me at Zuko vs. Joker, I was crying by the Eastern vs. Western tea service

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Wait a minute. Batman and Zuko have the same arch-nemesis.

Mark Hamill

[library-seraph]

Saw the last comment and my brain would not rest until it happened

[darrenpillowscriss]

[lichrelly]

this post has everything

[jumpingjacktrash]

this was an enjoyable ride. i liked the scenery very much. smooth suspension, nice height, several fascinating loops. 10/10 would go again.

[retrogamingblog2]

Prepare for trouble

[gardenergulfie]

If we get a King Eret and Pope Tommy alliance i will cry of joy it would be great

[ctylerart]

westerners

[because-its-eurodisko]

Germany’s Jendrik, Ukraine’s Go_A and Norway’s TIX dancing to Hard Rock Hallelujah is everything I need in my life