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@ronsbuldgingmember made me catch up on @wesslan‘s silly fortune teller!tim au fic this week so obv i had to draw up that scene where tim reads dick’s fortune

wesslan

*EATS YOUR ART*

AAAAAAH OMG IT'S SOOOOO GOOD!!!!!

seriously this is amazing, it's literally exactly how i imagined it while writing! the jewelry, dick's outfit, the tent-fabric, the lantern, the teeth!!!! i lovelovelove it!<3

would you b alright with me linking to this in the fic? :D

kassasnek

-Its not my arms that will fail me, but this world takes more strength than it gave me-

Like blood upon the snow

Merthur angst for everyone :D

a-sip-of-milo

Hey, you are not an embarrassment for not knowing how to do certain household chores/basic self-care. They do not come naturally to us. A lot of it takes practice! Maybe you had a neglectful guardian. Maybe you had one that was very coddling and never thought to teach you. Maybe you haven't lived in a place where these things were available to you or needed. Doesn't matter. It's okay to not know and far more common than you might realise.

That said, this website provides very simple instructions on how to do everyday tasks such as making your bed, using a washing machine, cooking different foods, washing dishes, taking a shower, etc. All you have to do is use the search bar to find the task you're struggling with, and it'll come up with what you need + other related how-to's:)

If you're having trouble navigating it, let me provide you with some examples:

How to clean dishes by hand

How to make your bed (with visual demonstrations of each step!)

How to fold clothes (with visual demonstrations of each step!)

How to take a shower & dry yourself off (also provides ways to shave beards, armpits, legs and genitals)

How to shave legs, armpits, beards, pubic areas, etc. (a more in-depth guide)

How to mop the floor

How to sweep the floor

How to swallow pills

How to make small talk

How to make eye contact in different situations (or how to avoid it while still looking natural)

It's also perfectly okay if these don't help or aren't appealing to you. Unfortunately, nothing helps everyone.

chompercroncher-deactivated2024

Also if the reason you don't know is developmental , intelectual or learning disabilities making you struggle even if you've been taught a bunch of times , you are so cool and awesome too :^) [smiley face ]

lilislegacy

frank: hey guys, what’s up?

annabeth: hi frank

frank: uh, why is percy looking at you like you betrayed him or something

percy, staring at annabeth with an open jaw and hurt in his eyes:

annabeth: oh he’s been like that for 10 minutes. i explained to him that there's no way to know if we’re actually seeing the same colors. for example, what I see as "red" might look like "blue" to him, but since we’ve both been taught to call that color "red," we assume we're seeing the same thing. when in reality, the colors we see could be totally different, but we’d never know because we use the same names for them.

frank, looking distressed: that… that’s an awful thing to say to someone

thesulkycroissant

I do vibe with Dick not wanting Bruce's money, but then there's also the Nightwing comic where he just faxes him a list of properties to buy with no explanation or comment, and that feels right too

mmariesr

Howl and Sophie doodle

fluffysheeps

Moo Deng 🦛💖

minty-mythos

Annabeth: I’m having a midlife crisis, and I’m only 25!

Percy: Rookie numbers dude, I had mine at 15.

Everyone: ...

Percy: You will not, under any circumstances, catch me living past 30.

rotzaprachim

not only are there no bad languages there are also no bad or annoying dialects

rotzaprachim

Every dialect you don’t like is a friend you haven’t yet made

queeranarchism

If you find yourself disliking a dialect, that's a little string you can pull on to unlearn some bullshit. There's a very good chance that you'll find that dialect is associated with

a racial minority

the queer subculture of a racial minority

poor people

poor rural people

yes, especially those poor rural people you've also been taught to associate with right wing politics. Rethink that shit.

a colonized people

a very old religious divide that was used as an excuse for colonization and resource extraction from poor and/or colonized people

teenagers

teenagers of color

all of the above somehow

pinkiemachine

I made a thing….

overtakebrownwren

"And here are his siblings," Bruce continued pointing at a small group of hissing children in his kitchen.

"That's Dick," He says pointing at the boy on top of the kitchen fridge, who had the loudest voice. "I kidnapped him from either the circus or juvie, can't remember which one."

"Cassandra," He points at the child wedged into the shadows of the cupboard where she is napping, "She's a feral homeless warrior girl who showed up after an earthquake. She's mine now."

"Duke," he points to the boy "he was running a successful gang of misfits on the street when we picked him up. He glows in the dark. He's just so special."

"And these two," Bruce says pointing at the two fighting on the floor of the kitchen. "Are Tim and Damian. They arrived separately, but both of them just showed up and said that they were mine and never left."

Damian looks up with a glare and growls, "I am actually yours though!"

"I love them all," Bruce said, casually pulling Jason's jaw open so he can examine the bit mark. "They are terrible and they are mine."

... cat people are just different.

casperscareschool

graffitinight

[ @barking_lot tweets: Two absolute GIRLIES came into the bar the other night and left this review for me. I love them and hope they are having a wonderful Saturday.

A five-star review by Sierra S. : Clair. I love you. Clair mad this entire place. Service AND drinks 10/10. Thank you for recommending the boysenberry drink we are having a good night because of you. Thank you Clair again we love you

Claire it’s me AShleigh I forgot to close my tab I’m sorry. I’m drunk in the Uber I miss you. Love you. You made my night. I’m gonna cry ]

whydidisavethistomyphone

Elon’s being weird again. Threatening everyone on twitter for calling his weird friends weird.

virtualgirladvance

I love this new direction on the Musk free speech platform

wolfythewitch

I haven’t watched gravity falls so I may be so wrong but this is his vibe to me

shnikkles

I made a comic out of a certain section of The Book of Bill! It's one of my favorite bits. It's just so VISCERAL and disturbing, and I really wanted to try capturing that. Anyways, hope y'all like it lmao

pixel-axel

i cannot stop listening to this album holy shit

the background is really bad and my cartoonish style doesn’t do chappell true justice but shhhh

angelsamericana

i love how everyone on this website interacts with each other in ways that are so socially impermissible irl. how did we get here

angelsamericana

like i know none of us call people we barely know "bestie" out loud. i know none of us say "i am kissing you on the mouth" in response to every mild compliment. but god i wish we did

angelsamericana

(recent) tumblr exclusive linguistic phenomena:

bestie (said to someone you've never spoken to directly)

so false worstie

we are holding hands

i am kissing you on the mouth

you're going in the soup

variations on "your dad looks gnc af" "YOURE INSANE"

mutuals (technically this exists on other social media but not in spirit)

[gunshots] (people say this on twitter but they say it wrong)

using periods incorrectly to. fine tune the cadence of a line

my beloved/my beloathed