BrownnWrenn

[sandmandaddy69]

[sigmaleph]

what's this 'wife' business? nobody calls him Prince-Consort Mario

[rustingbridges]

if Bowser kidnapped my plumbing client, I would be saying “wahoo” as long as those hours were billable

[castielrisingabove]

I just keep thinking about how Ryland Grace used to be a regular at his local diner.

[pointless-letters]

One of the best letters I’ve ever seen just popped up on my Facebook memories. Still makes me laugh.

[pointless-letters]

As today is the 50th anniversary of the moon landing, it’s a great time to revisit Dinah from Devon’s memory of this historic event. And yes, still makes me laugh.

[pointless-letters]

Today is the 54th anniversary of the moon landing, but Dinah’s diary entry is still absolutely magnificent.

[pointless-letters]

57th anniversary of the moon landing and the best diary entry in the history of diary entries. Sit down Samuel Pepys, it’s over. UGH.

[newsom]

contender for the funniest bit of supernatural dialogue

[betterbooktitles]

[turquoisemagpie]

A Psalm for the Wild-Built.

(I think we need something summery and positive. I’d highly recommend Becky Chamber’s Monk & Robot series of books; a solarpunk dream with a healthy mix of philosophical journeys.)

[avemakuta]

Caspian being shocked and delighted to learn that the Earth is round is adorable and funny, but if I recall correctly, the Pevensies learned during the same conversation that Narnia is flat.

This implies that during the Golden Age of Narnia, the monarchs of the kingdom had no idea that they weren't living on a round planet. This leaves one of two equally funny options:

A) Nobody ever bothered to mention to their monarchs that the world was flat. It simply never came up, and nobody in Narnia ever realized that this wasn't background knowledge they had.

B) The Pevensies assumed that everyone who told them that the world was flat was just a result of Narnian science being less advanced, and that telling people about the world being round would be too disruptive to bother with.

[idkitsartman]

This is very stupid but it’s genuinely what I think about every time I consider skipping dinner after work

Edit: legit did not realize that senshis fighting for his life in the sexyman polls but I’m very happy to be spreading pro senshi propaganda

[cryingmyeyesviolet]

I love the thought of the new avengers showing up in doomsday with bob in tow and everyone else being like

“who the fuck is that”

“bob”

“why is he here”

“he’s our friend”

[dcstuffiguess]

I need this scene in Doomsday

[unfortunate-earthling]

I know it’s not gonna happen but this is hilarious

[animentality]

give this man what he wants 😾

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[atlinmerrick]

I literally said, "Are you kidding me?" IN THE GASPED ADMIRING WAY.

[lockejhaven]

Sometimes you see the start of an art video and your first thought is “oh no” because you just know it’s a trickster artist.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwydx34kzlvo

[runcibility]

"Vanderhorst had been under the influence of MDMA and three litres of vodka she had consumed on the night of the offence last September, her lawyer Michael Hill told the court."

three. liters.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

i support women's wrongs

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

[the-big-mood]

The process of carefully layering and then cleanly unmolding a rainbow jelly cake

[boiledegghole]

americans love doxxing their home states more than anything. we hear the name of our home state and everything goes black and we wake up 10 minutes later, having reblogged no fewer than 8 posts featuring the name of our home state

[captaindibbzy]

By @emilyscartoons

[thememedaddy]

[sexboobomb]

I want to learn more exclamations that aren’t strictly just religious stuff. “Jesus Christ” this, “oh my god” that, nah I want something fresh.

What are some of y’all’s favorite exclamations that aren’t about god?

[sexboobomb]

first submission and we're already off to a fantastic start. absolutely love this one thank you

[sexboobomb]

ok its time for the challenge round now we want nominations that arent about sex either actually

[mbrainspaz]

had a friend who used to make new ones up on the spot. The only one that stuck with me was 'good golly jelly beans'. If something catastrophic happens I go for 'that's not ideal.'

[foldingfittedsheets]

@chekhovs-tantrum

Absolutely not letting you leave these in the tags.