"babe, can you let the dog out? It's presenting optical illusions again!"
Doggie door not needed because he clips through walls
I love my eldritch dog(s)
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"babe, can you let the dog out? It's presenting optical illusions again!"
Doggie door not needed because he clips through walls
I love my eldritch dog(s)
Comparing the rotations of objects in the Solar System. Just look at them lol.âšđȘ
To everyone that's confused, the planet Venus rotates very very slowly, with a single revolution taking about 243 Earth days, and Mercury rotates slowly, but not as slow as Venus.
i was like "i wish mercury and venus were still animated tho" and then when i opened it to reblog the image was in starting position with mercury's eyes off to the side and i realized they ARE animated. super slow.
Does anyone remember my Jason adopts an ugly cat au??? I came back with part 2 all of a sudden hah
Part 1 here
Porky Pigâs speech pattern deconstructed
BRUH
Woah.
âAnd thatâs why I have job securityâ Well played.
field trip cancelled
Based off hit tumblr post:
NEVER GIVE UP
Sent a 12 year old on a fake Heroâs Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it
I love you Bamf but that was just dumb
At first I thought it was the cat talking in the last panel, and it totally checked out. đ
everything is truly so terrible but i just remembered doreen ketchens playing clarinet for her infant grandson and then i was kind of okay again for 36 seconds
I have to reblog this when it comes back around.
saw a vintage card that was so them i went into a fugue state and woke up to this
original under here âŹïž
Love this, especially as itâs a joke we make all the time.
i've always been dogshit at pottery on a wheel because i have weak noodle arms and can't hold my hands firmly in place to center the clay but i finally realized the root issue was that my legs are SHORT since i have the limb/torso proportions of a dachshund and i couldn't brace my elbows on my legs, so i put bricks under my feet and now i can sort of do it!! i've tried to learn twice in the past from TALL people but had a revelation when i watched a medium size guy throwing.
The moral of the story is: don't give up, maybe you just need bricks
Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth
> Donât give him a baby for a while.
HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER
AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CANâT FIND THEM
I CANâT STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT
ITâS NOT FUNNY ITâS VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE ITâS DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUTÂ I CANâT FUCKING BREATHE
*THUNK*
i love it so much every time i see it
âugh stupid gravityâÂ
IM FUXKING CSHAKING
I havenât seen this post on my dash in *years* bless this
Bless, this is absolutely amazing
I love this. Itâs so gestural and heâs so exasperated about gravity.
The perfect comedic timing of the NASA logo.
absolute gold on Reddit today
This has to be a man.
The average woman has periods for 40 years, give or take, so at around 12 periods per year, that would be 480 eggs laid over her years of fertility.
Presumably they hatch into babies? There's no way on earth a woman is going to want to care for that many babies/hatchings, and is sitting on the eggs required as well? Is she ever able to leave the house or, you know, get her damn body and life back?
What a fucking dismal existence that would be. JFC.
even without the neopets solution I am Fascinated by the implication all eggs are fertile and this would result in every woman being the poultry virgin mary with 480 babies
One of the best parts of reading Batman and The Signal was the banter between Duke and Jason based on their districts in Gotham. And I think it would be hilarious if we saw more of that.
Duke: Why are you slowing down? Itâs straight on.
Jason: Iâm trying to figure out if this is the turn or if these co-ordinates are off.
Duke: Itâs literally down there. Look, big sign. Can your Crime Alley ass not read?
Jason: At least we can read the street signs.
Duke: You donât have street signs. You have arrows sprayâpainted on trash cans.
Jason: Better than the Narrows. You get lost and you fucking pray Killer Croc jumps up from the sewers and fucking eats you just so you don't have to spend another second on those streets.
Duke: At least we have streets. Crime Alley is just a string potholes holding hands and one burning trashcan.
Bruce, over comms: Signal, Red Hood, table your conversation or you can get your asses back to the Cave.
Steph, over comms: Get a load of this Crest Hill bitch.
Jason: Stand your HOA ass stand down, Spoiler. Widow Creek isn't that great.
Steph: At least we have running water and flushing toilet, Park Row bitch. And before you even start Drake, your Bristol ass is on thin ice.
Tim, not even working that night: The fuck did I do??
when i look up a knitting term, the last thing I want is an ai overview. I want a 60+ year old woman with no understanding of lighting or helpful camera angles who still manages to give the most concise and clear explanation of how to execute purl 2tog through the backloop. ai summary fuck off, where is phyllis?
sometimes I randomly think about the time a girl posted in this girls only Facebook group Iâm in telling everyone how she broke up with her boyfriend and he lied saying that he lost the spare key she gave him, only to then break into her apartment when she wasnât home and steal the cat theyâd adopted while they were together, but then he denied having done this and she didnât really have proof that he took the cat since he wouldnât let her come into his place and look for it. And then another girl saw this post and knew her ex-boyfriend, and she was like âgirl. I used to hook up with your mans back in xxxx and I still have his number. If you want, Iâll hit him up and get him to invite me back to his place and see if your catâs there.â And the OP was like âbet.â
So this woman hit up homie dog, asked him out for drinks, went home with him, slept with him, and then woke up in the middle of the night and TOOK THE CAT. Like she had only said that she would confirm if the cat was there but then she took it upon herself to steal this womanâs cat back. Like she full on Trojan horsed this man and then hit up homegirl like âI got the goods. Where you wanna meet.â And then the two of them posted a photo of them together with the cat to the group.
And I just think women supporting women is so beautiful.