Shells | Part 21 (shelliott stardew fic)
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Shells | Part 21 (shelliott stardew fic)
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I AM SCREECHING AMAZON PRIME/PARAMOUNT+ KEEPS FLASHING THIS SPLIT SECOND CLIP OF A PEPPERONI PIZZA FROM LITTLE CAESAR'S IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS SCENE 😆😭🤣💀
Maru in my style! Love that quote of hers hehe
we're working on 15 new Joker movies. we're working on 40 new Star Wars movies. we've got 57 distinct LotR spinoff shows coming soon to 57 different streaming services. we're expanding the Gumbyverse
a joke i was making a joke
Where tf is all the old woman yuri
life series clethubs has possessed me. based on this iconic photo.
horniest battle moments:
- taking your ally's weapon out of their scabard to use yourself
- using someone else's shoulder as a rifle stand
- nudging someone's chin up with the tip of your weapon
- freezing with your blades against one another's throats, breathing into each other's mouths
“Authors should not be ALLOWED to write about–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative
“This book should be taken off of shelves for featuring–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative
“Schools shouldn’t teach this book in class because–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative
“Nobody actually likes or wants to read classics because they’re–” you are an anti-intellectual and an idiot
“I only read YA fantasy books because every classic novel or work of literary fiction is problematic and features–” you are an anti-intellectual and you are robbing yourself of the full richness of the human experience.
"you are functionally a conservative" is such a good and clarifying insult
Literally right after I saw this post, I saw another post in a discord chat for BOOK EDITORS in which an outspokenly liberal editor talked about how Nabokov should have never been published because he wrote about p*dophiles and described women's bodies in ways that made her uncomfortable. She described his writing as "objectively terrible" and said she wanted to burn his books. And other editors were bringing up classics they didn't like and talking about how they wanted to throw them in the trash. This wasn't like a light "unpopular opinion!" conversation. This was actual book editors talking about how books should be destroyed and censored.
There is something so scary and toxic in global culture right now. The revival of fascism is influencing everyone's mindset and approach to art, regardless of where they fall on the political spectrum.
I see far more books being censored today than when I was a kid. Librarians handed me The Catcher in the Rye, The Sexual Politics of Meat, and Animal Farm when I was literally 8-11. My mom would never have taken a book away from me. I read everything from the Tao Te Ching to the Qur'an to atheist texts under my desk at school. Teachers thought nothing of it or encouraged it. Books seemed universally acknowledged as sacrosanct to me.
Now I can't find any adults who don't hesitate or want to make exceptions when it comes to censorship. Even the most liberal social activist librarians I know go, "well except for book X..."
Functionally conservative. It's so important to have the language to express that.
Thank you for this addition!
Science class with Miss Cheerilee!!
Having a really long-term hyperfixation that has since faded is terrifying yes but it's also so embarrassing. Hi I used to think about Scrimblo Splungus 25/7. Yeah, for 2 years straight. Nah, I don't think about them anymore except for with a vague sense of melancholy as I recall how they used to make me feel. Anyways this new one, Blimpkins McGee? I'm gonna think about them forever and the cycle will NOT repeat in 2 years. Trust me guys.
“I’m a boy” “I’m a girl” ok well I’m a friend, Arthur. The best friend you have right now. The only friend you have right now. Relax, take a deep breath, relax. Calm down, friend. I’ll tell you everything you need to know, okay?
Ren: One of the most surprising things from the weekend was watching Martyn swim like an Olympic swimmer.
Impulse: Yes. Yeah.
Skizz: Yeah.
Ren: Like, he has the most insane form? He—it’s actually insane. He swims like an Olympian.
Skizz: Well he—
Impulse: He’s the most athletic person in a gamer bod I’ve ever seen.
Ren: Yeah (laughs).
Skizz: Yeah dude, yeah. He did a backflip! He did a backflip off the dock like it was nothing, dude.
Impulse: Yeah.
Ren: He did a backflip. It was so good.
Impulse: Insane.
Bdubs: (to Ren) You love him.
(Skizz and Impulse begin giggling, Ren and Bdubs joins in)
Impulse: He was-he was great, he was fantastic. Well, Bdubs—
Skizz: Martyn and Diggity, sittin’ in a tree—