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[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

in a constant state of ‘how dare you assume i know what i’m doing’ but also ‘don’t you dare question me or what i’m doing’   

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[mentalbreakdownoccurring]

‘I’ll figure out that I’m doing once I’m done’

[joonmyun10]

jimin and taehyung are only two months apart but jimin sounds like hes 12 and taehyung sounds like he’s gone through puberty twice and this is why i have trust issues 

[turtlegramps]

seriously and jin is older than yoongi by a year but yoongi looks like he’s been through multiple economic crises and built a home with his bare hands or something idek

[800189-deactivated20190201]

And namjoon and hoseok are only 7 months apart. Namjoon talks as if he’s been reincarnated like 8 times while hobi is still using the \@_@/ emoticon idk

[keepseokjinsafe]

and jungkook is younger than all of them and yet still looks like he can bench press all of them stacked on top of each other

[liquidstar]

ling looks older than the other 15-year-olds in fma so its easy for people to read his actions as those of a young adult but thats wrong. hes a 15 year old kid, who is apparently a few months younger than ed. keeping that in mind makes ling and greed’s first interaction a lot funnier because… god, imagine youre a homunculus about to take over the body of a kid whod be fresh out of middle school and hes like “i dare you to do it- i want you to do it. i want you to do it so i can get the philosopher’s stone, i’m so fucking crazy.”

[mousathe14]

Ling is what

[liquidstar]

hes a few months younger than edward

[fmanime]

i think edward elric entire military experience can be summarized as john mulaney’s “horse loose in the hospital” bit

[fmanime]

there is a CHILD ALCHEMIST LOOSE IN THE STATE MILITARY!

NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE CHILD IS GOING TO DO, LEAST OF ALL THE CHILD!

HE’S NEVER BEEN IN THE MILITARY BEFORE!

[ink7blot]

They interviewed a man who once saw a baby in a restaurant.

WE’VE ALL SEEN A BABY IN A RESTAURANT!!!

THIS IS A CHILD. LOOSE IN THE MILITARY.

[comrade-hozier]

@dalethesjtoddler

[cappucino-commie]

And then, for a second, it seemed like maybe we could survive the child, and then, 5 miles under the capital city, an evil homunculus was like, “I have a huge transmutation circle and I’m going to kill everyone to become god!” And before we could say anything, the child was like, “If you even fucking look at Amestris, I will punch you to death with my fists. I dare you to do it. I want you to do it. I want you to do it so I can take my unresolved daddy issues out on you, I’m so fucking crazy.”

[captainlordauditor]

This post was written by Roy Mustang

[ebonyheartnet]

Sometimes it’s not a bad thing, just surprising. Like, “Today the child did alchemy without a transmutation circle,” and everyone is like, “Huh, I didn’t know he could do that.”

[somethingmissingthiswaycomes]

The creepiest days are when you don’t hear from the child at all. Those are the days when everyone is like “I think the child has finally calmed down,” and then the child is like “I just uncovered a government conspiracy. I went in that secret lab and snuck in there with my tiny body. I have a tiny body, but don’t you tell me that, or I’ll fuck you up,” and you’re like “That’s what I thought you’d say, you tiny fucking child.”

And then for a second we’re like “Maybe the government will fire the child,” and the child is like “I have dismantled the government.”

[blanca-angelica-loveless-deacti]

Shuri when she finds out Peter fought Capt: How did you take down Captain America?

Peter in a terrible German Accent: I shot him in Zee legs because his shields zee size of a dinner plate, and he’s an idiot.

Steve: *looks down sadly at his shield*

Tony, dispite still not understanding that refrence:

[bulbassist-deactivated20190707]

anyone wanna read the fake script for a black panther 2 trailer I wrote right after infinity war came out and forgot about

[bulbassist-deactivated20190707]

insp by this comic

[lucretia-the-director]

Hey, uh, op? Holy shit

[plutomins]

map of the soul: persona tracklist (2019)

[halftruthsandhyperbole]

Today I learned

[ouijubell]

Free Audiobooks and Ebooks on OVERDRIVE.

Free Graphic Novels (DC, Marvel, Image, etc), Music, TV shows, and music on HOOPLA.

Free music that you can KEEP on FREEGAL

You are PAYING for all this with your tax money - USE THEM. Most likely systems will have all 3 or 2 out of 3, so if you aren’t sure call your local library’s reference/information desk and how you can get set-up or started.

[horrorinthegraveyard]

Hey, highkey from a library worker: 

Overdrive has a new mobile app called LIBBY I find it easier to use.  It’s the same content as Overdrive just better for mobile.  Overdrive and Libby both let you send items to your kindle as well.  

[tusks-and-tonics-deactivated202]

Can confirm Overdrive is amazing. 

I work in the largest library system in my state (17 branches in total).

I use it not only for ebooks, but movies as well.

Other FREE resources to check with your library for are:

Freegal Music (download and keep music, including current music)

Hoopla Digital (borrow ebooks, e-audiobooks, e-graphic novels, stream movies)

Kanopy (stream movies; also available on Roku!)

Axis360 (usually hot or just released ebooks)

If you don’t have a library card…

GET ONE!

If someone says libraries are a thing of the past…

BOOP THEM IN THE NOSE WITH YOUR KINDLE!

Don’t discount libraries as “quiet” places. 

THEY ARE ALIVE!!!

THEY ARE LOUD!!!

THEY ARE YOUR DOORWAYS TO KNOWLEDGE!!

[writing-prompt-s]

“But you have to! It’s tradition!”

“Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Ask me about that time I signed up a classmate I disliked to receive a free mormon bible in the mail every 2 weeks

[locketbycrumb]

Why is this so great

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

because

it wasted mormon church money

the classmate was hella confused and had no way of figuring out what the hell was going on

and no way of stopping the mormon bible influx

this was in boarding school. the mailroom was a common area. so i got to watch, repeatedly for months, the growing look of concern on my high school classmate’s face as they unwrapped yet another mormon bible 

they never found out. i never told anyone. it’s been 10 years

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Send a frenemy a free mormon bible HERE

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

UPDATE: i shared my address w/ my followers awhile back.

guess what arrived in the fucking mail 

[thatshortginger]

I mean while this is technically possible, the church doesn’t send them in the mail, two missionaries show up and hand deliver it and 1) the missionaries aren’t supposed to go to schools and 2) if a missionary gets turned away from the same place multiple times (especially if it’s just a requested Book of Mormon) they aren’t going to keep coming back soooo

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

but how great would it have been if I managed to send a classmate 2 entire mormon missionaries

[sangled]

if your favorite ship doesn’t boil down to ‘they’re both stupid but they help each other be less sad’ then What’s The Point

[part 2]

[retquits]

i exposed myself on twitter i might as well post this here too

[leecheedoodles]

Joining in on that ship dynamics meme hehe

[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

I have been waiting all year to post this.

[tumboner]

omg

[merspers]

This has been in my queue for months.

[mcgooglykins]

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

[thatsoundsprettynice]

YES

[xbstnmnr-deactivated20241116]

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

[fanboyingoverdemigods]

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

i love ignoring things….. people…. problems …. responsibilities……feelings…..

[as-warm-as-choco]

[lunetta-suzie-jewel]

Fish sigh, the disappointing