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supervillains fucking hate fighting the x-men because the teams change constantly and sometimes there are??? totally new people there???? fuck there’s a teenager who literally just has eyes all over his body. is he even technically a superhero yet or is he a student. who the fuck knows. how do we counter this shit

airofwhimsy

When one seems completely non-mutated and they’re like

konakatomo

@melazertyiop

ayellowbirds

And no matter which team it is, Wolverine is there. Is it the future? Wolverine is there. Is it an alternate reality? Wolverine is there. Is Wolverine dead? Wolverine is there.

alliharkness

Was Wolverine never born in this alternate reality? Wolverine is there.

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Does Wolverine only exist as a non corporeal spirit? Wolverine is there.

alliharkness

Is Wolverine only a philosophical construct used to explain our place in an uncaring universe? Wolverine is there.

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Is Wolverine only a theological concept used to explain mankind’s struggle against the universe? Wolverine is there.

hurleyquinnzel

Is Wolverine there? Another Wolverine is also there.

And let’s not forget when the villains just switch sides. Last week this guy was on your side now he’s next to Wolverine and kicking your ass.

The only constant is Wolverine.

roseverdict

There are three constants in life: death, taxes, and Wolverine.

theconcealedweapon

Woman: “(unattractive man) raped me.”

Society: “Oh come on. You would have liked it if he was attractive. I bet he just said hi to you and you called it rape because he’s ugly. Besides, you’re a b*tch for not giving him a chance just because of his appearance.”

Woman: “(attractive man) raped me.”

Society: “Oh come on. Women throw themselves at him. He has no reason to rape anyone. I bet you’re just mad that he didn’t call you the next day, or maybe you’re just after his money.”

gayharoldfinch

Unattractive woman: he raped me

Society: You’re a liar because no one would rape you

theconcealedweapon

Attractive Woman: “He raped me.”

Society: “Well it’s your own fault for leading him on.”

stupidandwicked

textsfrombeaconhills

(604): I don’t want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duh.

stupidandwicked

butiwasmeantforyou

That’s a neutral Janet. She’s sort of the black sheep of the Janet world. Or blank sheep, I guess.

celestialvoid-fanfiction

Imagine young Stiles writing a letter to Santa. Sheriff Stilinski looks over his son’s shoulder to see what he’s writing and nearly chokes on his coffee when he reads: ‘Dear Santa, For Christmas I want Derek Hale. Enjoy the cookies. - Stiles’.

celestialvoid-fanfiction

Years later - when Stiles is 14 or 15 - the Sheriff brings it up and asks if he honestly thought that Santa was going to kidnap Derek, tie him up and leave him under the Christmas tree. Stiles flushes red at the thought of finding Derek in his living room, wrapped up and just for him, but what comes out of his mouth is a weak “No?”

textsfrombeaconhills

(806): I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.

sterek

Derek never really thought he’d be here, living far away from the horrors of Beacon Hills, owning his own farm, experiencing what it’s like to live a genuinely happy life for the first time in so many years. But he is here, he has all of this for himself, and the best part is that he gets to share all of it with Stiles. And that is why finally telling his best friend, his anchor, his soulmate, just how much he loves him doesn’t seem so daunting anymore. Derek already knows that Stiles loves him back.

bilesandthesourwolf

cofficionado

jvlioo

“Girl you think I give a fuck about this job. I don’t want this job, I want you.”

- Barack Obama

stylishjunkdrawer

has this been done yet

zykova

Gentlemen, it has been a privilege reblogging with you tonight.

inkandblade

Tumblr ain’t no great blue jewel to go back for, though.

neptunepirate

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halffizzbin

#derek hale’s school of carefully practiced one-liners

swingsetindecember

HE COACHED HIMSELF ON THAT IN THE CAR

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“Melissa McCall calling me seven times in five minutes,” Derek grumbles at a red light.

“Gotta go save Scott and Isaac,” as he merges.

“Why are they even at the hospital,” as he puts the car in park.

“They’re seventeen, they should be in homeroom,” as he takes the stairs two at a time.

“I should say that, I should say something about truancy,” as he follows his nose and ears to the elevator.

“I should be like, ‘Aren’t you supposed to be in English right now?’” as he waits by the elevator, flicking his claws in and out.

“No, maybe that’s too specific, he shouldn’t know that I know his schedule,” he amends when the elevator grinds to a stop.

He listens for a moment to Scott and the alpha fighting. “I’m an alpha,” he hears the alpha say.

“Hey, me, too,” Derek mumbles, and then giggles to himself.

“Ding,” says the elevator.

beggars-opera

Everyone reblog this as much as possible over the next two weeks for good luck

always-the-little-spoon

Newly bitten, Stiles kills the alpha that turned him and becomes the Alpha. He’s losing control, angry, and scared, and his best friend, the True Alpha Scott McCall won’t help him. Stiles killed someone, and that’s just not how they do it.

Desperate, and terrified he’ll hurt his fragile human dad who is trying to help him when he has no one else, Stiles calls the one person he trusts to guide him: Derek Hale.

Derek doesn’t have a pack. He hasn’t in years, and hasn’t been back to Beacon Hills for just as long, but he and Stiles had always kept in contact, even if it was texts, pictures, and short videos, and he owed Stiles his life many times over.

The Stilinski pack is small: a hyperactive alpha that can’t stop scenting his pack, a grumpy beta that doesn’t mind so much, and badass Sheriff that wants to protect them from the world. It’ll get easier, hopefully.