Ultimate Fan Girl

She/Her Het/Rom/Ace I post art, ideas, along with short things about my life and obsessions. Also, I reblog a lot of cool stuff. (check out #myart)

[the-nameless-human200]

I couldn’t reboot it for some reason

[clown-guitar]

tiktok refugees i believe you are few but it is VITAL that you know on tumblr you can speak freely. kill. die. sex. fuck. you can say things here

[fandoms-keep-me-alive]

Hi 👋, My name is Mohammad, and I’m reaching out in a moment of desperate need. I’m a father of three young children living in Gaza, and we are caught in the midst of a catastrophic war. Our home is no longer a safe haven, and the future here seems increasingly uncertain. 💔

I’ve launched a fundraising campaign with the goal of raising $60,000 to relocate my family to a safer place where my children can grow up in peace and have a chance at a brighter future.

Unfortunately, my previous fundraising efforts were abruptly halted when my account was terminated without explanation. However, I remain determined to keep fighting for my family’s safety and well-being. 🫶

If you could take a moment to read our story, consider donating, or simply share our campaign with others, it would make an incredible difference. Every act of kindness, no matter how small, brings us one step closer to safety and a new beginning. 🙏

Thank you for your time, compassion, and support. ❤️‍🩹

https://gofund.me/fd1faea2 🔗

Regardless of religion, genocide is unacceptable.

[astraldemise]

my mom got me this little thing and im obsessed with him.... little creature..

[briileaf]

I have been thinking. about the creature

[fandoms-keep-me-alive]

Sirenhead’s True Form

[fandoms-keep-me-alive]

The Carved Out Train Car

The First house I remember living in was not actually a house. Till around the age of 6, my family lived out of a carved-out train car. The reality is both better and worse than what you might think.

This low-income little town in Kansas, used old shipping containers and refurbished them into triplexes for folks to live in. My family took an entire container just to fit us all! Which included My parents, the twins, the older brother, myself and 3 toddlers (ages 4, 3, and 1 by the time we moved out). So of course, the family of 9 people took the entire train car to house.

Now, like I said, The City had turned these shipping containers into tri-plex apartments. Each abode had water hookup for both a bathroom and a kitchen. There was some drywall to separate the apartments, and give it a homey feel. They also threw in electrical outlets because this is the 90’s.

Now of course we were not going to go outside every time we needed get to mom and dad’s bedroom. So, my dad decides to punch holes in the drywall between living spaces, and make doorways for us. But my dad was far from finished with working on that “home.” As expected with the nature of this building, there was always at least one room or section that was busted. So, we switched rooms around according to what was working. Wherever the problem was, became my dad’s workshop. Some of his Bigger projects on that house included a large wooden porch and deck, a back patio slab, a tool shed, a clothes line, and an 8ft fence to close off the backyard.

[sariahsue]

Prompt idea:

Post reveal, established relationship. Aged up AU. 

After a particularly difficult akuma attack, Marinette goes home only to find a stranger in her house. Who claims that she’s the one intruding into his house. Tikki hides amid the total confusion so Ladybug’s identity remains safe. 

The stranger introduces himself as Adrien. They quickly realize that Ladybug’s cure hadn’t healed all the akuma’s effects. They’ve forgotten each other completely. 

[sariahsue]

In a hilarious twist, I have NO MEMORY of writing this.

[iwasbored777]

If Kagami and Fei ever met they'd be making out in ten minutes

[ultrakart]

Their first encounter happens like a cutscene in a fighting game, and for some contrived reason they decide to BATTLE.

[i--dontevenexist]

They fight hard for half and hour

AND THEN THEY KISS

[ultrakart]

Kagami: The way of the warrior is resolute acceptance of death.

Fei: That’s the hottest thing anyone has ever said to me.

[user293783382]

maturing is realising there isn’t a “best spiderman” theyre all idiots who decided to sleep off a spider bite instead of going to a hospital 💀

edit: YALL if I see ONE MORE REPLY about american healthcare istg we get it americans healthcare is shitty 😭😭

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]

[dogsharks]

he’s doing his best

[crusanite]

Found a very old but very funny post titled “Stupid Ladybug Episode Idea”, and absolutely could not resist. 

Credit for the idea goes to @miraculer, who sadly I think has left tumblr..? Bother.

[artsymeeshee]

[ruinedchildhood]

[insomniac-arrest]

it’s so bizarre when animated American films are set in a certain location and then only certain characters have the accents of that place. It makes no damn sense!! like

WHY IS SHE MORE FRENCH THAN THE REST OF THEM???

[insomniac-arrest]

WHY ARE THESE GUYS MORE SCOTTISH THAN THE KIDS??

(also, aren’t they Vikings or something?)

[bramblepatch]

To be fair, almost everyone in Ratatouille does have a French accent. The real question is why Linguini and also all the rats sound intensely American

If it was just the rats I’d say it’s because the movie can be interpreted to mean that the rats understand but don’t necessarily speak human languages so the rat dialog isn’t literally taking place the way we see it but that doesn’t explain why Linguini has a rat accent

[pupangelremade-deactivated20211]

LINGUINI HAS A RAT ACCENT 

[noah-moth-cursed-chaos]

Do we ever hear like

For sure that Linguini grew up in France tho?

It could be possible he’s just an American immigrant

[burningivy]

I mean his name is Alfredo Linguini so I always assumed he was Italian

[noah-moth-cursed-chaos]

I’m sorry his first name is Alfredo?

[noah-moth-cursed-chaos]

What

[insomniac-arrest]

ALFREDO???

[bauliya]

he’s American you guys his mother was American it was mentioned in the beginning

[insomniac-arrest]

I’m sorry, I’ve moved on to the fact his mother was going through her cupboard for baby names

[ohemaa-warrior]

Alfredo was a name before it was a sauce let’s go over the movie from the top again

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

His last name was Linguini already, so his mom was probably eating linguini with alfredo sauce while pregnant and thought it would be funny to make the SON OF 5 STAR CHEF named after the dish

[guerrillatech]

[ashbless]

Wow there's some fucking bullshit going on in the replies here. Moderate your fucking spaces on the internet, kick racists and other bad actors to the kerb or you risk losing everyone else. This guy has the right of it (scroll up to top).

[ittybittytatertot]

Quit thinking you need to be fair to unfair voices

[big-tiddy-goth-ghoulfriend]

For anyone who can’t/won’t read that twitter thread, it’s by Michael B. Tager (@IamRageSparkle) and it says: 

I was at a shitty crustpunk bar once getting an after-work beer. One of those shitholes where the bartenders clearly hate you. So the bartender and I were ignoring one another when someone sits next to me and he immediately says, "no. get out."

And the dude next to me says, "hey i'm not doing anything, i'm a paying customer." and the bartender reaches under the counter for a bat or something and says, "out. now." and the dude leaves, kind of yelling. And he was dressed in a punk uniform, I noticed

Anyway, I asked what that was about and the bartender was like, "you didn't see his vest but it was all nazi shit. Iron crosses and stuff. You get to recognize them." And i was like, ohok and he continues.

"you have to nip it in the bud immediately. These guys come in and it's always a nice, polite one. And you serve them because you don't want to cause a scene. And then they become a regular and after awhile they bring a friend. And that dude is cool too.

And then THEY bring friends and the friends bring friends and they stop being cool and then you realize, oh shit, this is a Nazi bar now. And it's too late because they're entrenched and if you try to kick them out, they cause a PROBLEM. So you have to shut them down.

And i was like, 'oh damn.' and he said "yeah, you have to ignore their reasonable arguments because their end goal is to be terrible, awful people." And then he went back to ignoring me. But I haven't forgotten that at all.

[hellenhighwater]

You get used to painting with only one hand.

[hellenhighwater]

Yes, but the alternative is him laying directly under my canvas and staring at me like this:

So instead we take turns, and since this is acrylic, I can wipe it off them with a damp towel if I catch it right away.

[hellenhighwater]

I should clarify for people, since the lighting does not make this super clear--these are two separate cats, Malice (the black one, who shoulders if she is given constant attention) and Vice (the grey one, who can be held but will fidget constantly.) They’re both not yet two years old, and have a long ways to go before they’re on level with their predecessor, Nimitz, the Terror of the Underbrush, who shouldered so well I could do whole sculpting projects and maintain the use of both hands. Git gud, baby cats. 

[mori-esque]

[hellenhighwater]

I choked on my coffee

[gaskarth-moved-deactivated20230]

no character design will ever top this absolute unit of a man