Happy birthday, David Tennant! My favorite Doctor. Also my favorite detective. Also all that awesome Shakespeare. Okay, pretty much my favorite actor in general.

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Happy birthday, David Tennant! My favorite Doctor. Also my favorite detective. Also all that awesome Shakespeare. Okay, pretty much my favorite actor in general.
CLAARAAAAAAAAAA NOO
So we know it’s JK’s headcanon that Dudley has a magical child, right? Imagine his kid starting to show signs of magic and Dudley remembering all the odd things that used to happen around Harry. Imagine his kid coming home from Hogwarts and being all, “WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME UNCLE HARRY WAS FAMOUS?” Imagine Dudley reading up on Harry and finding out about all the stuff he did and all the things that happened to him and struggling to grasp how his scrawny, speccy cousin saved the wizarding world. Imagine Dudley, white-faced with terror at his first big family get-together with Harry, Hermione and all the remaining Weasleys. Imagine Mrs Weasley being decidedly cool towards him until he eats fifth helpings of everything she cooks and telling her that she’s the best cook he’s ever met. Imagine Dudley meeting Fleur. Imagine the others embarrassing Harry by telling Dudley stories about him. Imagine Dudley and Harry going down the pub together for beers. Imagine Harry still calling him Big D. Imagine Dudley cheerfully never dieting ever again and being fat and happy forever THE END.
This makes me absurdly happy
did they just made me happy about DUDLEY
all the remaining Weasleys
Modern Sherlock | Victorian Sherlock [x]
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Imagine My Immortal but written in the style of Shakespeare.
SCENE 1. A MAGIC SCHOOL CALLED HOGWARTS IN ENGLAND
Enter ENOBY
ENOBY
For truth, that which the gods have christened me Has many parts, like these locks, flow’n from my crown. That hellish sound, which forms mine name, sprung from The dusky shades of these roots, so like the stone But broken, rent, mottled; for, like the flames That hie from Hades, the dusk is split with peals Of cold violet, the shade of icy fangs Met with military scarlet; coils not But hangs; not ragged, but lustrous, set off Like a precious jewel made more pure by the Barren winds of silent winter deserts, So are not these jewels of mine own self-crown Brought forth in splendour so close to these eyes Frozen, as glaciers, forged by an artist Who, bereft of artisan tools, gives himself And sculpts his godly business with that Which the muses draw blindly from his vision. Thus sorrow, reflected twice in these mirrors, Casting mine eyes as icy limpid tears.
Imagine Shakespeare but written in the style of My Immortal
Hi my name is Hamlet and I have long blond hair that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like the sun god Apollo (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to him but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. My mother married my uncle after my father died. I have pale white skin. I’m also a student, and I went to a school called Wittenberg in Germany but I just graduated. I’m a prince (in case you couldn’t tell) but I wear mostly black bc I’m in mourning. I For example today I was wearing a black doublet with matching lace around it and a black tights, white undershirt and black boots. I was with my mother and Horatio. We were standing inside Elsinore. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. My uncle Claudius stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.
This is art.
Draco Malfoy: Scorpius Malfoy, I named you after a star sign because of an awesome tumblr meme I saw once but honestly it doesn't even matter because I could've named you Catshits McGee and it still would've been a better name than what Potter tagged his kid with. Go have fun at school, write your mother, and get in a study group with the Weasley girl, trust me.
Marvel : Consistently terrifying all of their actors
bless ‘em
I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU
oh no
Oh yesssss
then imagine whoever would obviously be which one and switch them
James, Sirius and Peter making up dozens of excuses about Remus’ scars, to the point where they don’t even have to look up from their book or newspaper or homework etc. whenever anyone asks. They just automatically reply with a nonchalant answer. Some answers include:
He fought the Giant Squid
He battled 100 Death Eaters
He protected a group of first years from being bullied
He saved our lives
Quidditch practice
He killed Voldemort
What scars?
I have no idea what you’re talking about
Who the hell is Remus Lupin?
#out of context every tos scene is an opening to a gay porno
My first day on set they have this giant platform and they’re like ‘we need you to jump off this thing backwards while firing machine guns and then flip and fly under the platform’ and I’m like ‘no dog it’s my first day I’m just supposed to walk, and then on day 2 we do the crazy shit’ but we did it for like 3 hours. We did it forever and on the 50th time I’m like ‘don’t I have a stunt man? Shouldn’t my stunt double be doing this?’ And I look around and my stunt man is sitting there with this giant - this comically giant mound of nachos. And he’s just eating like ‘no you’re doing great keep it up’
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THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL THAT REMUS LUPIN WENT TO THE FUNERAL ALONE. IF YOU DONT THINK THAT FREAKING MINERVA MCGONAGALL SHOWED UP AND CRIED HER GODDAMN EYES OUT THEN YOU ARE VERY WRONG.
THERE IS NO CANON EVIDENCE THAT LILY EVANS WAS “VERY STUDIOUS”
Stunning.
Let’s be honest marvel did not fuck around at all
I like how the Hulk just goes straight to Bruce
let’s be real if harry was raised by mcgonagall he would not only be the most badass kid at hogwarts, he would be the most polite, and the sweetest, and would probably have neater hair, not to mention he would most likely kill voldemort at age eleven and still meet minerva for tea with the time to spare
I just can’t anymore
this is why they keep her on one of those kid leashes at all times.
OMG HAYLEY XD