Trash Goblin

I don't choose what fandom. Okay?

[moodyvoid]

The biggest villain in bnha is shitty parenting.

[fandomtrashgoblin]

YEAH

[subtubitles]

[golemmanifesto]

Notice how Shan Yu doesn’t even question it or make a comment about “BUT YOU’RE A GIRL” he just instantly goes into a “I’LL TEACH YOU TO KILL MY MEN AND STEAL MY VICTORY” rage and I think about this a lot sometimes

[ruffnutthorstonthebesttwin-deac]

((Well that might have to do with the fact that he’s a Hun.  Women among the Huns had higher status than their Chinese counterparts and even some of their own men. Women were free to hunt and fight along side of the men, could choose their own husbands and divorce him if she choose to. There were even records of clans being led by women leaders. So for Shan Yu Mulan is just another soldier))

[hotdiggitydammit-deactivated202]

thank you, history side of tumblr.

[nealdk-blog]

He also might not have been able to see very well, due to whatever horrible disease has taken hold in his eyeballs.

[temporalscallywag]

Pretty serious Wilson’s Disease judging by the copper buildup in in irises, and apparent melanocytosis localized to his sclera.

[moonfallplays-deactivated202501]

Thank you medical side of tumblr

[aquilacalvitium]

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOREVER

[muraae]

It’s always mandatory to reblog this whenever it appears

[sturchling]

I finally found this post again!!!

[jurgenronaaz]

This has bugged me for YEARS so sorry for going off but they aren’t Huns, they’re Mongolian. The Huns lived in Khazakstan, the Mongols lived in Mongolia, north of China, and are one of the main reasons the Great Wall was built!

FURTHERMORE, Atilla the Hun, the guy who got the Huns to do actual invasions, died in 453 AD. Genghis Khan, who lead the Mongols on a VERY successful invasion of China, followed by anywhere else he could get to, died in 1227, nearly eight HUNDRED years later.

They are Mongols.

Although it’s harder to rhyme Mongol than Hun so I let it slide.

[carbonatedmilkdrink-deactivated]

full offence but yall are sleeping on Tensei Iida

mans absolutely gorgeous

[gentrychild]

Most see the canon angst and think “oh no, how will Hawks and Endeavor recover from all the tea Dabi spilled?” while all I can think about is DabiHawks prison wedding au featuring estranged fathers & the subplot of Tokoyami trying to go to jail so he can be Hawk’s best man while everyone else tries to prevent that from happening

Your mind is a very interesting place. Also, unrelated question, do you write fics and are you planning to write this???

[fandomtrashgoblin]

TAKE MY MONEY ANNON. I'll read it

[hashtagloveloses]

we all love himbos. however there are some characters who are actually quite smart, both in book and street smarts, but still make dumbass choices bc they drink their Loving People juice and suddenly have no brain cells. what do we call them?

schrodinger’s himbo

these characters also drink respect women juice and are usually quite strong! but they’re NOT stupid. they’re just dumbasses and we do love them for that. schrodinger’s himbo’s achilles heel is a big heart.

examples include: Oberyn Martell, Percy Jackson, Sokka, Lance from Voltron, Glimmer’s dad King Micah from She-Ra, Benson from Kipo, Kanan Jarrus, Edward Elric, Sam Winchester

[ratzooki]

[harmonyscarf]

izuku midoriya 🤝 tomura shigaraki

telling all for one to shut the fuck up

they r right and they should say it

[harmonyscarf]

[harmonyscarf]

[fandomtrashgoblin]

It's what he deserves

[procureddonkeys]

[trashformha]

me:hey guys apparently compress is handsome af

my inbox 5 minutes later:

[wolfcrunch]

no talk to him, he angy

[moonpaw]

He looks like Mikumo

[hangrybirb]

Number Five + Random posts | 1/?

[phantomrose96]

I was rewatching Uraraka vs Bakugou and Midoriya vs Todoroki at the gym today and theres a few important things i wanna point out that i missed with my old recap

Okay really it’s one thing but Deku has this habit of just rolling over submissive to people who intimidate him, until they say one negative word about someone Deku cares about

Then Deku goes right for the jugular and it’s great

Bakugou: Move, loser Deku: O-o-o-h-h-h Kacchan I didn’t see you!!! Ah whoops s-s-sorry I’m heading on out of here sorry to be in your way I-I-I I’m going now!!!! Bakugou: You piece of shit, you told Gravity Girl to mess with me, didn’t you Deku: Hey Baku-bitch listen the fuck up for one second k? Uraraka came up with that strategy all on her own, because she’s smart, and if I catch you insulting her ever again you can catch these fucking hands, 

Endeavor: Move, loser Deku: O-o-o-h-h-h-h Endeavor I didn’t see you!!!! Ah whoops s-s-sorry I’m heading on out of here sorry to be in your way I-I-I I’m going now!!!! Endeavor: Dont hold back fighting Shouto–I need him to surpass All Might as my ultimate creation and beating you is the first step. Deku: Yo hey Endeavor u take criticism? You’re a horrific piece of shit and Todoroki owes you nothing. He’s his own person. And that’s not you so. Crawl back into the sewer you spawned in and never come back out.

[phantomrose96]

“Ah heck oh no I annoyed Kacchan! I’ll just keep walking dont want any beef with Kacchan!”

*insults Ururaka*

“Fuck you I take that back now I’m angry.”

“Oh geez oh man it’s Endeavor I gotta just keep walking he’s a scary dude.”

Implies Todoroki owes him anything

ALRIGHT SO WE’RE ABOUT TO HAVE SOME PROBLEMS

[salocinist]

Ok but no joke can I just take a sec to say this is what I love most about this kid and by extent the show???

Like you wouldn’t know it but I think Midoriya Izuku gives zero fucks about what people think of him.

Everyone assumes Izuku’s just a giganic pushover who can’t do shit but at the very core of his being he KNOWS who he is, what he cares about and what he wants. Remember he went through several years of severe bullying without ever once really giving up on his goals. He had doubts, sure, but they were more based on the reality imposed by his condition than what others said to and about him.

He feels safer being submissive and stuttery around people who he feels unsafe with. He was like that with Uraraka and Iida until he got to know them better, not to mention Toshinori. That’s just how he relates to others until he warms up to them.

But when you say something that he disagrees with at his core, specially if it relates to someone he cares about, his whole demeanor changes because it’s no longer how he relates to the world and others. Keeping silent and rolling over then is not even an option because, in his head, the dynamic and what’s at stake has completely changed.

Telling him he’s shit: “hahah well what are you gonna do that may be true hahah oh no”

Telling him his friends are anything less than perfect: ”well that’s just a lie and anything less is a misperception of reality”

You can step all over him all you want because his own safety and even dignity matters way less to him than being who he wants to be; a good hero and friend.

. You wouldn’t know it but I think Midoriya Izuku gives zero fucks about what people think of him.

[incorrect-jatp-quotes]

IN THIS HOUSE WE LOVE AND SUPPORT ELLIOT PAGE

[akikos-tribble-army]

November feeling like:

[fandomtrashgoblin]

Victor Nikiforov, the absolute diva just lives to surprise everyone with something entirely new when they least expect it and he's at it again

Also, can we talk about the dove? Where did that come from? Victor. Victor, please don't tell me you brought that thing to enhance your performance or something

[fandomtrashgoblin]

You're telling me, we get not only a Yuri On Ice movie, but also a Yuri On Ice movie preview about young Victor WITH short hair...

In 2020?

2020 is fucking forgiven!

[fxa]