Highest Caliber Memery

Hey I'm David, I'm 26, He/Him. I play video games, I make music, I animate, I write, I DM, I do it all.

[fannyfrustrated]

Oh hey this exists

haven’t actively posted on tumblr since i was in college, i’ve still been using it as scroll fodder for the last few years, shit i was kind of doing that before the mass exodus to twitter lmfao. i’m sure everyone’s super excited but im gonna start posting again, i’ve got an animation im making and it’d be cool to share the process there, plus i plan on logging other creative endeavors. I’ll also keep reblogging memes because that’s 90% of what i use social media for. On the bright side i’m less cringe than last time i was here, so enjoy that

[qqchurch]

[fannyfrustrated]

Daily figure drawings, 7-1

[fannyfrustrated]

Figure drawing practice for 6/30/2026, gonna be drawing more, so expect more of these

[witchwired]

goodbye, private eyes.

[doublelp]

[michaelmcdonaldofficial]

deeply deeply deeply intrigued by the wall art choices from this zillow listing i found in Quebec

[kleinergeist]

You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

[hermann-rorschach]

Do not share the answers with your classmates.

[kleinergeist]

Yes Dr Rorschach

Sorry Dr Rorschach

[ruscha]

starting a collection

[fishingboatproceeds]

Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

[fuckthiswebsiteihateeveryone-de]

john green u nasty and ugly as hell shut the fuck up

[fishingboatproceeds]

sweetie, you are literally so out of line it’s fucking unbelievable. i could drag you so hard right now but i know you’ll just end up crying. i’ve roasted you before and you know it. chances are you’ll just say i bullied you because you’re gay and have different skin. talk shit get hit, you don’t wanna mess with me kiddo; i’ve got a black belt. i know threats are fucked up but that’s all i’ve been receiving all day, probably from her royal hoodrat olive and all of her nasty friends. but you can gang up on me and make fun of me for being goth all you want. i’ve been hurt a lot. my first boyfriend cheated on me, my dad screams if i forget to do my chores, and there are some days i don’t even want to get out of bed in the mornings. i’m a jaded teenage girl. i’ve been through shit that you wouldn’t even dream of. you think your life is hard? try asking the cutest guy in your grade out in the middle of the cafeteria only to find out he has a fucking girlfriend. you don’t know my life or my story so keep my name out of your nasty mouth. life is a battlefield and it looks like i’ve already won.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[batmanshole]

i cant breathe he just kept on fucking talking

[nintendont2502]

[garak]

i understand stoners of the 60s and 70s deeply because if i didnt have computer and internet and all i had to entertain myself was prog rock and pulpy sci fi fantasy novels i would be smoking hella and imagining kingdoms of gnomes and alien prophesies all day too and lord knows i would have been impressed by air brush paintings

[liarsblade]

[v-dump]

y'all missing the whole point of stardew valley. it's supposed to be slow paced. you're a farmer. crops do now grow instantly and you wont be making millions in a season. enjoy the fucking game, take your fucking time. take days off to just forage and talk to people. aren't yall tired of the grind from real life??? do you want to experience burnout in a farming game too??????

[jellyisyum]

Nearly every mechanic in the game incentivizes efficiency in resource expenditure so "it's supposed to be slow" is a pretty bold stance. It's got quest deadlines, store hours, and unique NPC schedules for god's sake! The game actively rewards you for careful usage of your time to get the most out of every day to generate a better return, but offers you very little as a reward if you choose to ignore its systems. Intrinsic motivation aside, the game is quite opinionated on how it wants you to play it. It won't stop you from playing slow, but it won't really reward you either.

Idk this is kinda like saying D&D 5e is a good TTRPG system for a political-intrigue mystery thriller even though almost all of the rules point you toward fighting monsters in a dungeon. Like yeah you can do that, but the rules and mechanics are certainly not going to help you achieve that.

I've seen some people in the notes brining up Animal Crossing as a point of comparison which illustrates my point perfectly. Animal Crossing is structurally built to gate your progress to a capped rate, meaning that min-maxing efficiency only gets you so far and then your only option is wandering around interacting with the world. The game goes "slow down there buckaroo, you'll have to wait until tomorrow for that to happen" and by tomorrow it means the ACTUAL IRL NEXT DAY. Stardew Valley on the other hand has gates but that don't really stop you from plowing ahead.

Sure, you can play stradew in a slow, vibes-focused way, and it's no less valid by any means, but pretending that playing more structured is somehow wrong is ridiculous when the game is constantly telling you to care about efficient use of your resources.

[depsidase]

[log6]

I'm not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse

[luulapants]

Wait hold on what was that

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