vee

26 years being a lesbian disaster

[prudishchanteuse-deactivated202]

İ loved being neglected as a child…………

[disordersofresonanceandairflow]

so much time for research

[pankendev]

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

[isuggesteatingtherich]

i have an easier suggestion

[isuggesteatingtherich]

[riverlett]

Promise?

[gayvampyr]

no one loves middle aged women more than lesbians and the thing is we’re so right

[kiefbowl]

it's important to leave your arm pits unshaved

[i-am-a-fish]

whose dumb ass idiot fuck idea was it to make medicine cost money

[i-am-a-fish]

go to triple hell

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[didderd-reblogs]

[advancedlawnmowingtechniques-de]

[dafancyuhinspiration]

[anarchistmemedistro]

[i-suggest-landback]

i have a suggestion

[persianmom]

I am chronically online but not in a way that keeps me informed #mybubble

[stackofsnakes]

I don't believe in christian babies. I believe in babies, i believe in christians, but a baby doesn't have the agency and cognitive abilities required to chose and/or live a faith. There's babies of christian parents, of course, as well as babies that have been introduced into the system that is the christian church, but that does not make them christian yet.

Long story short, i did not hit a christian baby into the stratosphere, officer.

[disbelive]

When we say christian baby, we mean baby jesus christ

why are there so many baby jesus christs you may ask?

Well you see rebirth is kinda a big thing in christianity

[the-haiku-bot]

Well you see rebirth

is kinda a big thing in

christianity

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[miyoriia]

play toys ?

[miyoriia]

come play toys

[miyoriia]

the prince of darkness commands you

[jimmyhoffathecat]

He fell eep

[ecto-hazard]

Basic Anatomy of the Central Nervous System

[playwrongs]

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

[chillyfeetsteak]

there should be more options than suffering via employment and suffering via unemployment

[effemimaniac]

sorry for the delay in responding to your message. I was walking around the house with unclear intentions

[birdplushie]

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

[magn-animously]

DIG

[14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat]

DIG

[buriedunderyourmum]

DIG

[hannisconfused]

DIG

[kitsunesakii]

DIG

[yourlocalfandomfriendo]

DIG

[apple-notplural]

DIG

[vivitur-moritur]

DIG

[spacecat24-7]

DIG

[chub-froggy]

DIG

[thatghostthateatspeople]

DIG

[krowbreaker]

DIG

[spid-the-spider]

DIG

[annabelle--cane]

DIG

[yellow-faerie]

DIG

[vampiraptor]

[philosopherking1887]

OOPS TOO DEEP

[breaks-hetheon]

CLIMB

[artist-of-obsessions]

CLIMB

[fablegate]

CLIMB

[marzibird]

CLIMB

[the-luckyrabbit]

CLIMB

[staarbles]

CLIMB

[modmad]

[sebwritesstories]