unapologetically being cringe in the year 2026

adult, they/them, reblogging literally everything from serious stuff, to shitposts to fandom stuff. I can and will have a new hyperfixation every few months and make it my whole personality

[euphemeron]

RIP Sauron. You would have loved cyber goth clothing.

[atane-is-here]

Heringe

:) Sauron moodboard under the cut

[liebelesbe]

I love emoji reactions so much. Don't know what to say but don't want to ignore whoever texted you? Boom. Lizard reaction 🦎

[luminouslumity]

[catasters]

[spaceybread]

[butch-king-frankenstein]

@terreurs :)

[terreurs]

ooh thank god

[patchoulism]

[stardustfanfare]

my 12 year brother is talking to his friend on the phone and trying to arrange plans to go over to his house this afternoon and was saying that our dad could drop him off maybe and i just heard him say "well i could maybe come over earlier but my dad is busy sharpening his scythe"

[stardustfanfare]

muffled voice coming from the phone speakers: how long till the scythe is sharp

[only-cat-memes]

[wholesome-animal-images]

[mossquitoman]

further pushing my frodo/mairon agenda... i think maybe frodo could control him a little when he put the ring on :)

[this-is-trans-joy]

I’m trying to look for synonyms of sneer and i’m fucking dying

yeah that looks normal… yeah these are all— um. hold on. hang on.

what

[the-ravens-king]

[saintstars]

The most mortal God for Disability Pride Month! (Further detail below cut)

I know we don’t need more Disabled villains representation but Melkor’s my guy and I wanted to give him a walking stick post The Fingolfining to support his leg injury.

This stunning set of them really inspired me.

But then I remembered my hc Melkor has both his hands burnt by the Silms so he would need something that wouldn’t put weight on his tender palm, something more like a crutch.

So how to do that and still retain a look that was intimidating and opulent as Melkor is in all things? Well, make it a weapon of course - now he has a sword to brandish at anyone he feels isn’t respecting him enough!

Now the handy thing about armour is it’s made to support all your vital limbs, so I made the arm rest a gauntlet he could simply stick his hand into. Shaped to rest over the pommel of the sword in the most roguish way possible, of course. And naturally the ferrule is a dragon (/ chicken) claw.

I like having it all come apart for usage separately, and for changing up the aesthetic as desired. The whole stick is studded with gems and inlaid with gold for that “I’m the king of the world” feel. I won’t lie, I personally want this crutch now but I don’t have the strength of a Vala to use something this entirely made of iron. A nice carbon polymer version would be bitchin though.

I also figured Mr Mighty would have matching leg supports that were essentially extra jointed and splinted greaves that could be tightened or loosed as needed. When he’s wearing a full armour set none of this would stand out especially, but I drew him in a sheer robe because I love to sexualise him I mean for contrast. For contrast.

[dasswerke]

How to Set Fence Posts That Won’t Rot.

[tropylium]

have a bunny kiss them for luck. got it

[threedollarsdotcom]

found a girl at the lights section of home depot eating the lamps

[isuggestkillingyourself]

[tactfulsaboteur]

[psybomb]

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

We've all gotten just a bit too comfortable being jerks to strangers on the internet I think

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

So I've hidden this reply, both because it's obnoxious and because I don't want the person who wrote it being harassed for it, but I need you to understand: I don't know you. We are not friends. This is not fun or cute, we are not sharing a charming joke together. You are just being an asshole.

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

literally that is what the post is about, I am saying people should be less eager to jump on any chance to be snarky and rude to total strangers on the internet

[sidedere]

DID THE JOURNAL FACTORY FUCKING EXPLODE???

you said it yourself: you're looking to vent it LITERALLY ANYWHERE

so vent it somewhere private. or at least not literally aimed AT another person, a total stranger at that

Like, this reblogger sounds so insanely self centered in their reblog. notice how both options focus on how being rude would affect THEM. "B has no consequences for me so it's perfectly fine to do"

(the only reason I didn't show their username in the screenshot is because, given how self victimizing they sound in their reblog, I believe that, if I did show their username, suddenly online stuff wouldn't seem so inconsequential to them and they'd accuse me of sending harrassment their way and putting them in danger)

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

You said it better than I could. Of all the inane and ridiculous things I've seen in my notes because of this post, "I NEED to say fuck you to strangers or I will literally die" is certainly one of them