Quiet Company

@fanvana

Sleeping, tired, and wanting to sleep as soon as I wake up. Just your average girl inspiring to be that scientist who creates the zombie apocalypse. Send me some prompts or requests for some fic and your girl will happily oblige. (Ask me about my favorite boy!) Twitter is @noaveragedame

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the joy of working with middle school aged children is that, regardless of how long you've been doing it, they will always find novel ways to annoy and confuse you, which is okay because that's the natural state of the middle school aged child. anyway suffice it to say that for the past three weeks of school my 6th grade class has been greeting me at my door by lining up outside of it, playing the national anthem, and saluting me as i walk in.

jouster-ari

What they're doing to you:

64mpg

ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself

64mpg

ads targeted to men: this product will NOT make you gay seriously

unusual-suspects

Dance of Salomé by Leopold Schmutzler

redstonedust

why do US patriots think they own "red white and blue" there's a lotta red white and blue flags out there. "i stand for the red white and blue" yass me too let's go costa rica 🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷 let's go laos 🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦 fuck it up liberia 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷 nepal get triangular with it 🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵

scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805

Male writers writing female characters:

“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”

m1ssc0mmun1cat10n

‘ She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards’ is the greatest fucking sentence I have ever read.

silly-activites

THE ORIGINAL??

dduane

(smh) Never thought I’d see it in the wild. Yet here it is. :)

browniejeane

always gotta reblog the ‘breasted boobily’ post

thuriweaver

*my immediate reaction after reading the most depraved and horny ao3 kink tag known to man and somehow unlocking a new kink in me*

lesbinewren

don’t let anyone on this website call you cringe they literally have a tumblr account

undeadhousewife

What I love about this site is the fact it's the closest I've gotten to pre-2000 internet in years. No one knows anyone's real name, photos are entirely optional, and we're pretty sure at least one of our mutuals is 100% lying about everything. There's a reason it's one of the only social media sites I keep coming back to. It somehow manages to be just as horrible, enjoyable, and chaotic as 1990s chat rooms used to be.

derinthescarletpescatarian

The internet is a gentrified neighbourhood and we’re a stubborn old lady refusing to sell her run-down home to the developers.

slavery

when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store

internalscorpio-deactivated2019

why the fuck would this be my reaction

slavery

You must not have a best friend

invenblocker

You will never understand a warrior’s bond.

kaijuerotica

me and my brother: *explains how adhd affects us*

our parents: that's not adhd, that's normal

me and my brother:

deejay

hellishfig

superwholock was a war and doctor who won

kronkk

everyone says werewolf cowboys and vampire pirates but I assert the other way around.

kronkk

Ive already put my reasoning in the replies but let me explain fully.

A vampirate would need to be out of the sun for anywhere from 3/4 to 1/2 of the day. Many pirates sleep in hammocks on deck. That also leaves them very vulnerable to attack, which is not very good for a pirate. Meanwhile, werewolf pirates would only have to lock themselves in the brig for one night once a month.

Vampire outlaws could stalk the plains at night, banditing any loansome midnight travelers. Pack their coffins in trains during the day only to break out at night and rob the entire line. Stay in dim-lit saloons during the day if they wish to stay up.

I've thought this out