
ellievsbear

Janaina Medeiros

oozey mess

Kiana Khansmith
we're not kids anymore.
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todays bird
noise dept.

Love Begins
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

#extradirty

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JBB: An Artblog!
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@fanvana
the joy of working with middle school aged children is that, regardless of how long you've been doing it, they will always find novel ways to annoy and confuse you, which is okay because that's the natural state of the middle school aged child. anyway suffice it to say that for the past three weeks of school my 6th grade class has been greeting me at my door by lining up outside of it, playing the national anthem, and saluting me as i walk in.
What they're doing to you:
ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself
ads targeted to men: this product will NOT make you gay seriously
Dance of Salomé by Leopold Schmutzler
why do US patriots think they own "red white and blue" there's a lotta red white and blue flags out there. "i stand for the red white and blue" yass me too let's go costa rica 🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷 let's go laos 🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦 fuck it up liberia 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷 nepal get triangular with it 🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵
Male writers writing female characters:
“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”
‘ She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards’ is the greatest fucking sentence I have ever read.
THE ORIGINAL??
(smh) Never thought I’d see it in the wild. Yet here it is. :)
always gotta reblog the ‘breasted boobily’ post
*my immediate reaction after reading the most depraved and horny ao3 kink tag known to man and somehow unlocking a new kink in me*
don’t let anyone on this website call you cringe they literally have a tumblr account
What I love about this site is the fact it's the closest I've gotten to pre-2000 internet in years. No one knows anyone's real name, photos are entirely optional, and we're pretty sure at least one of our mutuals is 100% lying about everything. There's a reason it's one of the only social media sites I keep coming back to. It somehow manages to be just as horrible, enjoyable, and chaotic as 1990s chat rooms used to be.
The internet is a gentrified neighbourhood and we’re a stubborn old lady refusing to sell her run-down home to the developers.
when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store
why the fuck would this be my reaction
You must not have a best friend
You will never understand a warrior’s bond.
me and my brother: *explains how adhd affects us*
our parents: that's not adhd, that's normal
me and my brother:
superwholock was a war and doctor who won
everyone says werewolf cowboys and vampire pirates but I assert the other way around.
Ive already put my reasoning in the replies but let me explain fully.
A vampirate would need to be out of the sun for anywhere from 3/4 to 1/2 of the day. Many pirates sleep in hammocks on deck. That also leaves them very vulnerable to attack, which is not very good for a pirate. Meanwhile, werewolf pirates would only have to lock themselves in the brig for one night once a month.
Vampire outlaws could stalk the plains at night, banditing any loansome midnight travelers. Pack their coffins in trains during the day only to break out at night and rob the entire line. Stay in dim-lit saloons during the day if they wish to stay up.
I've thought this out
I mean, cowboys even have those fancy hats to shade their faces if they absolutely have to engage in banditry during the day...
my bf and I have the same fucking brain
Quiplash is the greatest game ever made because it allows for things like this and you can’t change my mind.
question was how to get kicked out of hogwarts
World Heritage Post
Is the implication here that:
a) Kermit has worked with him so long, he should know Gonzo has no dignity
b) Gonzo has worked with Kermit this long, only because he has no dignity
c) Gonzo has no dignity as a result of how long he has worked with Kermit
Why is this worded like an ACT/SAT question?
Because it is one