Dear Lord, I've been befuddled-

[wifehaver103947]

[birds-in-posts]

Green heron (Butorides virescens)

(Photo source [x])

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Gonna start posting my shitty little comics here to see if people enjoy them

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Any song can be a bar fight song if you throw hands with enough ✨️p a s s i o n✨️

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I think it's so funny that #NotMyRodrick completely stopped them from making anymore live action Diary Of A Wimpy Kid movies

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When some white guy from Missouri becomes a CEO and builds a pyramid it's "ethical" and "Didn't kill hundreds of people", but when I, Pharoah Khufu,

[urfavhatesterfs]

YOU hates terfs

[switchingtogeico]

[captainhaterade]

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rb if u hates terfs

[girlmostlikely]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

Dead wife but it's a flashback to an amazing sandwich you had 3 years ago

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My wife who went to nursing school has asked me, a CLOWN to weigh in with my opinions on medical stuff. Um, ma'am?

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Legends: Arceus will always be superior to Legends: ZA to me purely because PAL starts with God sending you back in time to essentially seek out The Holy Grail. Meanwhile PLZA not only has to traveling to FRANCE but also saving it which is basically two bullets in the same foot.

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[Me, about to get my blood sucked by a vampire]: So this is how it ends...

[Vampire]: Rips ass

[Me, now taking the situation so much less seriously] Pffft, more like Count Brap-ula

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[Me, about to get my blood sucked by Eminem]: So this is how it ends...

[Eminem]: Rips ass

[Me, now taking the situation so much less seriously]: Pffft, more like Brap-God...

[Eminem]: ...

[Me]: ...

[Eminem]: Now this looks like a job for me-

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Just remembered the Pepsi shirt that I tie-dyed over a year ago at a college event is still in a ziploc bag hiding somewhere in my house after I:

1. Forgot to take it out of the bag to dry it

2. Forgot to unpack it after I moved

3. Forgot I knew how to tie-dye in the first place

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[Me, about to get my blood sucked by a vampire]: So this is how it ends...

[Vampire]: Rips ass

[Me, now taking the situation so much less seriously] Pffft, more like Count Brap-ula

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[Me, about to get my blood sucked by a vampire]: So this is how it ends...

[Vampire]: Rips ass

[Me, now taking the situation so much less seriously] Pffft, more like Count Brap-ula

[rifa]

Realized I have a naked rat and a small piano

Here's Harry banging out the tunes, April 13th 2023

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I just know that mfs who could fushigi got mad pussy back in the day

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