Resident Spider of Earth-1970

Hello, sunshine! Asks are always open! It'd be nice to talk to some other spiders (or, well... anyone!), shoot the shit, compare war stories, that sort!

[far-out-harvestman]

Uhh… intro post!

Hey-o, sunshine! The name’s Harvey Hart, nice to make your acquaintance!

[Playlist]

I just recently found out about all this Spiderverse (I’m not gonna say that long ass official name, sorry Mr. O’Hara, nothing personal, it’s a cool name, but hard to memorize) stuff, so, ya know, bear wimme, I’m not from the most tech-savvy ‘verse. But, ay, I’m willing to learn, consider me an eager student.

'pologies if I go dark for long-ish periods! Don't have the interwebs back on my side of town, so I gotta do all my answerin' and interacting during visits to the society!

I’m a twenty-something college student and a photographer for the Daily Bugle, doubling as the one and only Harvestman when I’m not, ya know, navigating the more difficult elements of civilian life (or the less difficult. Dunno…).

Ask box is on! I’d love ta get to know you all and talk about whateva you wanna!

Common Tags (Subject to expansion/change):

#far out harvestman - Self explanatory, posts from me, myself

#convos - Conversations, prolly brief, usually answers to asks or reblogs where I say my piece

#harvestposting - Reblogs

#ask game - Ask games

#mod art -[Yeah.]

#[] - [Anything in brackets is mod talk, basically, and OOC.]

No hard rules, I’m gonna try trustin' ya guys. I’ll make hard rules if there're any problems, but let’s hope the internet, in all its unfamiliar-to-me glory, will be kind.

[He’s an internet virgin, guys. You can and should take advantage of this- BENEVOLENTLY OR PLAYFULLY MALEVOLENTLY.]

[far-out-harvestman]

Mr. Harvestman! How has everything been? I haven’t talked to anyone lately…howsit?

-@spideroracleofficial

Ay! Hey there, sunshine! Fuck, yeah, it’s been foreva. I’ve been busy as fuck gettin’ my stuff in line for my next semester of college in tandem w/ all my superheroin n’stuff, so I’ve been pretty MIA, myself, ha!

Nice ta see ya! I’m doin’ good, doin’ good. All’s well in my world, for now, thing’s’ve been pretty quiet, considering. All in all? Can’t complain. How ‘bout y’self?

[tinysweetvoid]

[elvis-official]

Woah mama if you are transphobic you get the Elvis Special (a bullet)

[far-out-harvestman]

Woah, far out, it’s Elvis.

[whosmoraless-deactivated2025041]

How do you even KNOW a guy who could get ya to hell (through non conventional means I GUESS)??

🌼 @far-out-harvestman

i figured a wizard (or magical adjacent) wld get me there

i did NOT figure on him being a pompous mamabicho con un palo tan metido en el culo que puede usarlo como palillo

but i had a back up plan AND i ws told someone else could help me too so . no biggie

[far-out-harvestman]

WIZARD?

Not fuckin’ fair. Why do you guys get magic in your universes.

Uhh, hope Mission: Hell goes as planned, in any case!

[willowfernn]

Redraw with only a five month difference 😦

Woag. Gotta say I’m proud of this one lmao.

Time Taken: 4 Hours, 20 Minutes

[vinylweb]

Hello! Since your “user name” (And I suppose alias as well?) is Vinylweb, gotta ask the obvious question here! You listen to vinyls? Gotta say, nothing beats the crackle of a record! Though, MAN, I wish they were portable.

🌼 @far-out-harvestman

💿 — VINYLWEB SAYS...

> Yes and yes. I am an avid physical media enjoyer. > There's walkmans and cassettes if you want something physical and portable. I've yet to get my hands on one.

[far-out-harvestman]

Unfortunately, I think that’s a BIT ahead of my time! I mean, yeah, we got cassettes, but they aren’t portable. Not yet, at least. Maybe soon!

But yeah! Physical shit! Is there any other way? I mean, I feel like ya can’t properly own something unless you can hold it in your hand, ya know?

[vinylweb]

> Rip. Most people who like records like walkmans. What year is it for you? > Exactly what I've been saying... like, what's the point of "owning" a subscription to platforms half the time now? Stuff can get retconned and removed in less than a second! I wanna keep my shit..

[far-out-harvestman]

1971, man, age of peace, love, flower power, and anti-war marches. S’great. If you ignore the stuff that isn’t. Ha.

I’ll keep an eye out for those Walkman things, though. Seems interesting.

[vinylweb]

Hello! Since your “user name” (And I suppose alias as well?) is Vinylweb, gotta ask the obvious question here! You listen to vinyls? Gotta say, nothing beats the crackle of a record! Though, MAN, I wish they were portable.

🌼 @far-out-harvestman

💿 — VINYLWEB SAYS...

> Yes and yes. I am an avid physical media enjoyer. > There's walkmans and cassettes if you want something physical and portable. I've yet to get my hands on one.

[far-out-harvestman]

Unfortunately, I think that’s a BIT ahead of my time! I mean, yeah, we got cassettes, but they aren’t portable. Not yet, at least. Maybe soon!

But yeah! Physical shit! Is there any other way? I mean, I feel like ya can’t properly own something unless you can hold it in your hand, ya know?

[wonderful-rp-resources]

Send “Rumor has it...” And a rumor about my muse

Specify for multimuse blogs.

[far-out-harvestman]

Did I ever mention that I own a cat?

[gayestcowboy]

“don we now our gay apparel” is a great line in our current day. put on your faggy little outfit cunt

[far-out-harvestman]

Anyone wanna talk bout random shit or whateva? Lemme tell ya, work today was the absolute CRAPPIEST (That a word? Is now, if not.).

I don’t know how much longer I’ma be able to handle havin’ to just smile and nod when bossman is slanderin’ my altar ego, ya know?

Whateva. Pays the bills. And for my stupidly expensive college books. Ugh.

[far-out-harvestman]

Whats wrong with Daddy-LongLegs-Spider???????? 🙄🤨

Id take it but. Yknow. Dont exactly have long legs.

...... Daddy is totally up for interpretation though. 😏😏😏💥💥💥💪💪💪💪🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

{@spiderm4te}

Cos, like, think about it a sec. NO ONE would take Daddy longlegs-spider seriously. I mean, think about the Bugle headlines. “Daddy Longlegs-Spider: Masked Menace” it would be absolutely loony. Not that “Harvestman: Masked Menace” is much better in the loon department, but, ya know, at least it fits in a one-page splash. Ha.

Plus, like, I don’t think I’d be entirely comfortable with randos callin’ me Daddy. Daddy-o? Sure, hey, that’s slang. But the other one… kinda odd.

Plus, my nickname stays the same between identities, ha!

[spiderm4te]

I dunno man. 'Daddy longlegs-Spider' is pretty fuckin terrifying. Imagine all the villains with daddy-issues. Scary shit. 🥶🥶🥶🥶

Masked Menace?????? Mate. Come take a dip down ere onea (one of) these days. TRUST.

Spiderman is KINDA a celebrity down unda. 😎😎😎😎😎🦅🦅💥💥💥💥💪💪💪💪💪

[far-out-harvestman]

Ha, yeah. Spooky as hell for them. And for any poor soul who doesn’t know what a daddy longleg is.

Man, I wish it were like that for me. Like, dude, the pigs’ve got me labeled as a menace, the press, the whateva. It’s crazy. Like, shit, man, I’m HELPING, I’m doing stuff you CAN’T, leave me ALONE.

I mean, the people in general seem to like me well enough, but sometimes that doesn’t matter when you’ve got a loon scientist with some sort of terrifying lab accident mutation, J. Jonah Jameson, and the NY-fuckin’-PD after your bellbottomed ass.

[far-out-harvestman]

Whats wrong with Daddy-LongLegs-Spider???????? 🙄🤨

Id take it but. Yknow. Dont exactly have long legs.

...... Daddy is totally up for interpretation though. 😏😏😏💥💥💥💪💪💪💪🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

{@spiderm4te}

Cos, like, think about it a sec. NO ONE would take Daddy longlegs-spider seriously. I mean, think about the Bugle headlines. “Daddy Longlegs-Spider: Masked Menace” it would be absolutely loony. Not that “Harvestman: Masked Menace” is much better in the loon department, but, ya know, at least it fits in a one-page splash. Ha.

Plus, like, I don’t think I’d be entirely comfortable with randos callin’ me Daddy. Daddy-o? Sure, hey, that’s slang. But the other one… kinda odd.

Plus, my nickname stays the same between identities, ha!

[d-adpool]

I’m a lil pensive to talk to ya based on the fact that my verse’s Deadpool’s a bit of a loon, and that seems universal, but whateva.

Hey-o, the name’s Harvestman, nice to meet ya!

🌼 @far-out-harvestman

oh yeah we're all crazy-

harvestman? do you have like farming powers?

or is this a grim reaper situation. god, everybody's trying to take the souls of my loved ones these days. everyone's death fucking personified. if you're here to harvest somebody i love, i suggest you find someone else to fuck with.

but that's probably not it. i'm just paranoid. right?

right?

[far-out-harvestman]

Er, nah, none of those. Uh, a harvestman is the proper name for a daddy longlegs spider. I obviously wasn’t gonna name myself THAT. Plus, it sounds cool, yeah?

Trust me, I’m the last person who’d be out here tryna kill people.

[d-adpool]

OH MY GOD YOURE A SPIDER MAN okay hi ✨️daddy longlegs✨️ nice to meet you 👋

[far-out-harvestman]

Hi!

I’m gonna regret tellin’ ya my name means daddy longlegs, aren’t I?

[d-adpool]

nope, you're gonna love it :) if i was a spider person my name would 100% be daddy longlegs. i don't know why you wouldn't pick that.

maybe you were a kid. maybe you still are a kid? jeez i always do this. i never find out if people are a kid until i've already said something weird to 'em

[far-out-harvestman]

I was KINDA a kid at the time, very young adult. But nah, sunshine, I’m not a kid.

Also, like, daddy longlegs is kinda a mouthful, ya know?

[d-adpool]

i don't mind a mouthful ;)

god, peter's gonna be pissed when he finds out i'm flirting with other spiders while he's dead.

yeah. lore drop. i'm dating a spider-man and he's currently out of the picture due to having been impaled on a pipe. we're working on resurrecting him but it's taking a little bit of doing. lucifer's been busy.

uh but don't worry about that! i'm certainly trying not to.

[far-out-harvestman]

Oh, ya don’t, eh?

…wait, what?

Oh.

Uh.

I’m sorry for your loss..??

I would ask how one gets resurrected, but I don’t think an explanation would make it any easier ta understand.

[d-adpool]

i know a guy who knows a guy, is all. friends don't let friends stay dead.

it's all very supernatural, now that i think about it. as in the tv show supernatural. you ever watch that show? i've only seen bits and pieces myself.

[far-out-harvestman]

I see… well, not really, but ya know.

Uhh, I don’t think we got that one in my verse. Yet, at least. It’s still the 70s for me.

[d-adpool]

aw man, you're from the spider-past?? that's so cool. man, i wasn't even born yet in 1971. that's like. forever ago in my universe. half a century, probably.

good thing you got a secret identity. you could be arrested just for being fruity. the seventies were wild like that.

you got abba yet? maybe not. who's around. let me check.

*wade googles it*

woah, the beatles just broke up! that's crazy. those guys were bigger than jesus. you had stonewall, the moon landing- fuck, man, you got a lot of cool shit happening. and like barely any apocalyptic shit.

i guess vietnam's still going on, huh. that's less cool.

[far-out-harvestman]

Hah, yeah, tell me about it, man.

A whole buncha stuff’s been happenin’ ‘round here, some good, some bad. It’s a wild age, lemme tell ya. Gotta say, though, it’s a real fun time to be alive, if ya ignore the worse bits.

Like ‘Nam, yeah. Lucky for me, I’ve got no chance of gettin’ drafted or anything like that. Though, I do gotta worry ‘bout my friends, ya know?

[d-adpool]

yeah.

you age out of the draft, or what? i mean, the correct and moral thing to do is dodge drafts, anyway. fuck the war. fuck the government.

[far-out-harvestman]

Oh, no, I’m within the age parameters, but, well… I’m not eligible for other reasons, ha.

I think you guys call guys like me “transgenders”?

But yeah, if I was able to be drafted, you KNOW I’d be a dodger. Make love not war n’all that good stuff.

[d-adpool]

oh my god dude. why is every spider-man the coolest person i've ever met.

[far-out-harvestman]

Haha, thank you, sunshine :)

No, cos you’ve got no idea how great it was to realize that a lot more people in this verse actually like people like me. That’s such an alien feelin’, man.

[d-adpool]

I’m a lil pensive to talk to ya based on the fact that my verse’s Deadpool’s a bit of a loon, and that seems universal, but whateva.

Hey-o, the name’s Harvestman, nice to meet ya!

🌼 @far-out-harvestman

oh yeah we're all crazy-

harvestman? do you have like farming powers?

or is this a grim reaper situation. god, everybody's trying to take the souls of my loved ones these days. everyone's death fucking personified. if you're here to harvest somebody i love, i suggest you find someone else to fuck with.

but that's probably not it. i'm just paranoid. right?

right?

[far-out-harvestman]

Er, nah, none of those. Uh, a harvestman is the proper name for a daddy longlegs spider. I obviously wasn’t gonna name myself THAT. Plus, it sounds cool, yeah?

Trust me, I’m the last person who’d be out here tryna kill people.

[d-adpool]

OH MY GOD YOURE A SPIDER MAN okay hi ✨️daddy longlegs✨️ nice to meet you 👋

[far-out-harvestman]

Hi!

I’m gonna regret tellin’ ya my name means daddy longlegs, aren’t I?

[d-adpool]

nope, you're gonna love it :) if i was a spider person my name would 100% be daddy longlegs. i don't know why you wouldn't pick that.

maybe you were a kid. maybe you still are a kid? jeez i always do this. i never find out if people are a kid until i've already said something weird to 'em

[far-out-harvestman]

I was KINDA a kid at the time, very young adult. But nah, sunshine, I’m not a kid.

Also, like, daddy longlegs is kinda a mouthful, ya know?

[d-adpool]

i don't mind a mouthful ;)

god, peter's gonna be pissed when he finds out i'm flirting with other spiders while he's dead.

yeah. lore drop. i'm dating a spider-man and he's currently out of the picture due to having been impaled on a pipe. we're working on resurrecting him but it's taking a little bit of doing. lucifer's been busy.

uh but don't worry about that! i'm certainly trying not to.

[far-out-harvestman]

Oh, ya don’t, eh?

…wait, what?

Oh.

Uh.

I’m sorry for your loss..??

I would ask how one gets resurrected, but I don’t think an explanation would make it any easier ta understand.

[d-adpool]

i know a guy who knows a guy, is all. friends don't let friends stay dead.

it's all very supernatural, now that i think about it. as in the tv show supernatural. you ever watch that show? i've only seen bits and pieces myself.

[far-out-harvestman]

I see… well, not really, but ya know.

Uhh, I don’t think we got that one in my verse. Yet, at least. It’s still the 70s for me.

[d-adpool]

aw man, you're from the spider-past?? that's so cool. man, i wasn't even born yet in 1971. that's like. forever ago in my universe. half a century, probably.

good thing you got a secret identity. you could be arrested just for being fruity. the seventies were wild like that.

you got abba yet? maybe not. who's around. let me check.

*wade googles it*

woah, the beatles just broke up! that's crazy. those guys were bigger than jesus. you had stonewall, the moon landing- fuck, man, you got a lot of cool shit happening. and like barely any apocalyptic shit.

i guess vietnam's still going on, huh. that's less cool.

[far-out-harvestman]

Hah, yeah, tell me about it, man.

A whole buncha stuff’s been happenin’ ‘round here, some good, some bad. It’s a wild age, lemme tell ya. Gotta say, though, it’s a real fun time to be alive, if ya ignore the worse bits.

Like ‘Nam, yeah. Lucky for me, I’ve got no chance of gettin’ drafted or anything like that. Though, I do gotta worry ‘bout my friends, ya know?

[d-adpool]

yeah.

you age out of the draft, or what? i mean, the correct and moral thing to do is dodge drafts, anyway. fuck the war. fuck the government.

[far-out-harvestman]

Oh, no, I’m within the age parameters, but, well… I’m not eligible for other reasons, ha.

I think you guys call guys like me “transgenders”?

But yeah, if I was able to be drafted, you KNOW I’d be a dodger. Make love not war n’all that good stuff.

[d-adpool]

I’m a lil pensive to talk to ya based on the fact that my verse’s Deadpool’s a bit of a loon, and that seems universal, but whateva.

Hey-o, the name’s Harvestman, nice to meet ya!

🌼 @far-out-harvestman

oh yeah we're all crazy-

harvestman? do you have like farming powers?

or is this a grim reaper situation. god, everybody's trying to take the souls of my loved ones these days. everyone's death fucking personified. if you're here to harvest somebody i love, i suggest you find someone else to fuck with.

but that's probably not it. i'm just paranoid. right?

right?

[far-out-harvestman]

Er, nah, none of those. Uh, a harvestman is the proper name for a daddy longlegs spider. I obviously wasn’t gonna name myself THAT. Plus, it sounds cool, yeah?

Trust me, I’m the last person who’d be out here tryna kill people.

[d-adpool]

OH MY GOD YOURE A SPIDER MAN okay hi ✨️daddy longlegs✨️ nice to meet you 👋

[far-out-harvestman]

Hi!

I’m gonna regret tellin’ ya my name means daddy longlegs, aren’t I?

[d-adpool]

nope, you're gonna love it :) if i was a spider person my name would 100% be daddy longlegs. i don't know why you wouldn't pick that.

maybe you were a kid. maybe you still are a kid? jeez i always do this. i never find out if people are a kid until i've already said something weird to 'em

[far-out-harvestman]

I was KINDA a kid at the time, very young adult. But nah, sunshine, I’m not a kid.

Also, like, daddy longlegs is kinda a mouthful, ya know?

[d-adpool]

i don't mind a mouthful ;)

god, peter's gonna be pissed when he finds out i'm flirting with other spiders while he's dead.

yeah. lore drop. i'm dating a spider-man and he's currently out of the picture due to having been impaled on a pipe. we're working on resurrecting him but it's taking a little bit of doing. lucifer's been busy.

uh but don't worry about that! i'm certainly trying not to.

[far-out-harvestman]

Oh, ya don’t, eh?

…wait, what?

Oh.

Uh.

I’m sorry for your loss..??

I would ask how one gets resurrected, but I don’t think an explanation would make it any easier ta understand.

[d-adpool]

i know a guy who knows a guy, is all. friends don't let friends stay dead.

it's all very supernatural, now that i think about it. as in the tv show supernatural. you ever watch that show? i've only seen bits and pieces myself.

[far-out-harvestman]

I see… well, not really, but ya know.

Uhh, I don’t think we got that one in my verse. Yet, at least. It’s still the 70s for me.

[d-adpool]

aw man, you're from the spider-past?? that's so cool. man, i wasn't even born yet in 1971. that's like. forever ago in my universe. half a century, probably.

good thing you got a secret identity. you could be arrested just for being fruity. the seventies were wild like that.

you got abba yet? maybe not. who's around. let me check.

*wade googles it*

woah, the beatles just broke up! that's crazy. those guys were bigger than jesus. you had stonewall, the moon landing- fuck, man, you got a lot of cool shit happening. and like barely any apocalyptic shit.

i guess vietnam's still going on, huh. that's less cool.

[far-out-harvestman]

Hah, yeah, tell me about it, man.

A whole buncha stuff’s been happenin’ ‘round here, some good, some bad. It’s a wild age, lemme tell ya. Gotta say, though, it’s a real fun time to be alive, if ya ignore the worse bits.

Like ‘Nam, yeah. Lucky for me, I’ve got no chance of gettin’ drafted or anything like that. Though, I do gotta worry ‘bout my friends, ya know?

[d-adpool]

I’m a lil pensive to talk to ya based on the fact that my verse’s Deadpool’s a bit of a loon, and that seems universal, but whateva.

Hey-o, the name’s Harvestman, nice to meet ya!

🌼 @far-out-harvestman

oh yeah we're all crazy-

harvestman? do you have like farming powers?

or is this a grim reaper situation. god, everybody's trying to take the souls of my loved ones these days. everyone's death fucking personified. if you're here to harvest somebody i love, i suggest you find someone else to fuck with.

but that's probably not it. i'm just paranoid. right?

right?

[far-out-harvestman]

Er, nah, none of those. Uh, a harvestman is the proper name for a daddy longlegs spider. I obviously wasn’t gonna name myself THAT. Plus, it sounds cool, yeah?

Trust me, I’m the last person who’d be out here tryna kill people.

[d-adpool]

OH MY GOD YOURE A SPIDER MAN okay hi ✨️daddy longlegs✨️ nice to meet you 👋

[far-out-harvestman]

Hi!

I’m gonna regret tellin’ ya my name means daddy longlegs, aren’t I?

[d-adpool]

nope, you're gonna love it :) if i was a spider person my name would 100% be daddy longlegs. i don't know why you wouldn't pick that.

maybe you were a kid. maybe you still are a kid? jeez i always do this. i never find out if people are a kid until i've already said something weird to 'em

[far-out-harvestman]

I was KINDA a kid at the time, very young adult. But nah, sunshine, I’m not a kid.

Also, like, daddy longlegs is kinda a mouthful, ya know?

[d-adpool]

i don't mind a mouthful ;)

god, peter's gonna be pissed when he finds out i'm flirting with other spiders while he's dead.

yeah. lore drop. i'm dating a spider-man and he's currently out of the picture due to having been impaled on a pipe. we're working on resurrecting him but it's taking a little bit of doing. lucifer's been busy.

uh but don't worry about that! i'm certainly trying not to.

[far-out-harvestman]

Oh, ya don’t, eh?

…wait, what?

Oh.

Uh.

I’m sorry for your loss..??

I would ask how one gets resurrected, but I don’t think an explanation would make it any easier ta understand.

[d-adpool]

i know a guy who knows a guy, is all. friends don't let friends stay dead.

it's all very supernatural, now that i think about it. as in the tv show supernatural. you ever watch that show? i've only seen bits and pieces myself.

[far-out-harvestman]

I see… well, not really, but ya know.

Uhh, I don’t think we got that one in my verse. Yet, at least. It’s still the 70s for me.