farahway

Hi everyone. My name is Farah and I hope my tumblr can make you smile. Enjoy fish Questions? I might have answers.

[vanityrex]

These are my favorite parents in any movie ever.

[aurumacadicus]

Still thinking of a TikTok I saw a year ago where a girl with a shellfish allergy got a crab tattooed on her thigh with one of the claws exactly where her Epi Pen should be stabbed into her so she’d be able to wheeze out “stab the crab” if someone else needed to use her pen on her. Absolutely obsessed. The epitome of work smarter not harder.

[memeuplift]

[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[laderdesders1]

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

[two-thirtyy]

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

[taykoutmccleod]

reblog if its friday and you made it

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[kingchristianx]

This is... exactly what it’s like teaching preschool

[captaindannylid]

he scream

[heauxset---tastoned-deactivated]

DAM THIS FOD GOOD

[incidentalcomics]

How to Finish

I drew this poster for Jon Acuff and his FINISH book tour. Big thanks to Jon for this collaboration, his book has some great ideas about how to complete creative and life goals.

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[m-eowdy]

[zinnia-apologist-deactivated202]

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[brighid45]

There is nothing as eerie as having an owl fly over you at night. You can *sense* something’s there, but it’s utterly silent in passage.

[guerrillatech]

[ashbless]

Wow there's some fucking bullshit going on in the replies here. Moderate your fucking spaces on the internet, kick racists and other bad actors to the kerb or you risk losing everyone else. This guy has the right of it (scroll up to top).

[ittybittytatertot]

Quit thinking you need to be fair to unfair voices

[gaycism]

Kfmdmskaoalamsne

[slay-gal]

He a little confused, but he got the spirit

[bestof-tiktok]

[glitter-pear]

it’s called a what?!

oh my god it is

is it really going to say ass of the bag???

cowards

[volcainist]

Goalkeepers’ balls get photoshopped into cats.

[milkchocolatepuppies]

This is so natural. Like i didn’t question it

[lesbianshepard]

i know there’s the joke that as kids we thought that the bermuda triangle and quicksand were way more serious than they actually are but you know what else i thought was a notable danger? whirlpools. i thought they just kind of popped up in the ocean randomly and sucked down giant ships to the bottom of the ocean and it was a big problem.

do you know how many recorded cases there have been of whirlpools sucking down large ships? zero. it’s never fucking happened in real life.

[luxoffux]