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my name is denise and i just want good eyebrows please

[softlyshine]

the thing is literally NO ONE cares if u dont think leggings count as pants. no one. no one cares. everyones gonna keep wearing them as pants. theyre pants. no one cares what u think

[televisionz]

[kushandwizdom]

[newkidslegacy]

[tattsunsan]

[ohsobreezyjane]

[sothemoontoldme]

[shinjiikari]

im so glad “stay hydrated” is a thing because on one hand its trendy + cool but also its very useful to remind people to drink their water. This is a practical meme

[joshpeckofficial-deactivated201]

yeah that’s true, but is it tru

[hotpriests-remade-blog]

hey girls, stop laughing at sexist jokes cause u dont wanna be a kill joy. be a kill joy. destroy boys. 

[crierayla]

we have developed people

[giraffepoliceforce]

Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:

Acquire several dozen limes.

Go up to them and then drop all the limes.

Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.

Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).

Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.

Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”

Marry them.

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

i asked this question in 2011 and after three years i was nowhere near prepared for this answer

[bombing]

just saw a post accusing Obama of working for the government

[keroro-fortress-2-deactivated20]

[trashboat]

[buttalecki]

when i was in primary school the head teacher stood up in assembly and said ”who can tell me the hardest word to say” so i put my hand up and said “antidisestablishmentarianism” and the principal said ”no the correct answer is the word sorry" and it was in that moment that i lost my trust in the entire education system