Farraday YEEEE

Just another fan of lighthearted British Improv Comedy mirror pronouns

[farraday-yes]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Heed the tags, and heed your soul. There is a price to pay when you wish to be seen and heard. 

“What do you have there?” her mother asks from her doorway.

Alice-Laura slams the book shut, eyes as wide as saucers. She stutters over her words, as she always does. Her confidence is not at the same level as Jimmy’s, an unfair comparison, seeing as he’s three and she’s already a teenager.

“Nothing,” she finally says a coherent word, “just a book.”

--- Alice-Laura comes across a rather peculiar book. She learns of all the ways it can help her. And how she can help it.

[kinglazrus]

[vespertheg0at]

Hi I’m here to give you this so enjoy

[mogwaipoet]

This game, about listing as many animals as you can, is shockingly well-considered and polished for such an apparent shitpost of a game idea

hot new brain workout

[calamitycons]

117 animals listed!!! HARD AND SCARY 😸🐕🦁🐅🦒𓃰℥🐆🦜🐦🐦🐑🐐🦙🐎🦓🦛🐊🐦🐦𓅨𓅪🐦🐦🐦🕊️𓃸🐼🦝🐀🐁🐰🦂🕷🪰🕷🐍🐍🐍🐿🐽🦊🦎🦎🦎🦟鯉🐦🐺🦔🐋🐬🫍🐻‍❄️🐻🐻🐻🦥🦃🐤🦉🦇🐜🐛🐛🫅🐄🐗🫎🦌🪱🐛🐞🐛🦖🦫🦦🐟🦈🦈🦈

[teaboot]

YOOOOOOOO CHALLENGE ME

[teaboot]

Never mind I beat myself

[phantombegruvia]

I love this fandom!! I love how creative people get!! Like yes make those men the prettiest women I have ever seen through fanart!! Yes make me cry over comedy through fanfic!! Yes analyse the hell out of lines that are made up on the spot!! I LOVE IT HERE!!

[questionableaardvark]

Rewatching The Hobnob Affair, and Angus is an abusive asshole. I LOVE the play, and it makes me want to hug Cindy and punch Angus in the throat every time. ❤️‍🩹

[odd--soul]

this fanfic shit is easy

[fortunelowtier]

NOW, FERB

[farraday-yes]

I’ve gotten more of a positive reception to Changeling Titch then I thought lol, so I’ll give a few more things that I wanna share about it:

Titch cannot lie, but he can tell half truths and be silent on things.

Titch knows about the cursed land, he feels it to his bones, but he learned to ignore it because his Father told him to ignore it

Titch does not know he is fae or a changeling, but he knows innately that he is different from his brother

Lady Margaery knows, but she doesn’t mention it. Whatever fae deal the farmer has is none of her business

His hair is the colour of fresh wheat. He has constellations worth of freckles and sun spots. His eyes are the colour of a river rock, smoothed by currents with algae clinging to the porous surface.

He believes that he can grow into being part of humanity

James believes Titch is the favourite purely by the attention he gets from their father. But when salt and iron harm one of your kids, of course you are going to be attentive

James “pranks” his new brother by giving him salt water. Half because of jealousy, the other half due to the thought “it’s salt, he’s over dramatic for not wanting salt.” It nearly kills Titch.

James makes his first deal with Titch unknowingly. “I’m sorry, so let’s forget about this, deal?” Titch doesn’t even realise that his magic catches this. James forgets more than he bargained for. Such as how strange Titch’s coming to their home and a time they weren’t brothers. Titch remembers.

Titch tells their father. Titch is punished, but Father relents after as it being for the best.

Titch loves Derek, but he fears himself the most.

One day, he will be called back into the fae wilds

And there’s just some ideas I have! I’ll add more when I think of it haha

[you-tuper-super]

how do i explain to my friends that my favourite thing to do is watch straight men kiss on stage 😭

[farraday-yes]

Have I ever talked about Changeling Titch here? Probably have. Gonna say again.

Titch was a changeling child who was going to be killed in the harsh winter. The human “parent”could not do it and left the weapon on the swaddled babe by a dying oak and ran off.

A few days later, the owner of the farm was gazing at his farm, half dead and the other thriving. The fruit of labour was not in the one that thrived, but the barren left. It is the only part that is truly his doing.

Then he noticed something in the distance. A shine within the snow. As he walked towards it, he realised it was a child, colder than death. As he picked it up, he cut himself on the dagger hidden inside the folds of the blanket.

The eyes of the child with frostbitten eyelashes fluttered open, and gummy teeth nibble where the cut was made.

The farmer could only stare. This Titch, who he thought was good as dead, took no time to feast on his pain.

The Titch smiled. The teeth that were beginning to breach pink mounds were dully pointed.

And the farmer brought it home. Because this was the only thing that the left farm has ever given him. And as with anything that should grow, he will nurture it and let it thrive.

Anywho, that’s the basic premise? If I already shared this I might delete all of this haha

[farraday-yes]

Julian Phantom of Hornchurch and Alice-Laura Screams of the Damned should be friends yessssss

One is somewhat traumatised by the biblical supernatural and the other directly worships and has links to the biblical supernatural.

Julian, discovering Alice-Laura’s magic: Are- Are you a phantom?

Alice-Laura: What? No I can just do magic

Julian, sighing in relief: Thank good-

Alice-Laura: -because I’m a Satanist. I haven’t died and gone to hell for a thousand years, silly.

Julian: O.o

Anyway, funny two. Like them. I honestly really like the both of them. Maybe we can throw some other kid into this pile. Fun all around. Priscilla as a ghost or both El and Junior.

[phantombegruvia]

Legends say he's still waiting for a high five

[obsidian-sys]

James (The Unrelenting Aubergine) stimboard

going a bit crazy from being trapped by the storm so i made another stimboard. james tua you are such a complex character to me

x-x-x | x-x-x | x-x-x

[possibly-evil]

[ohsweetrelease]

Persephone (Wild, Wet, and Worrisome)

Persephone, dearest siren, she deserves many a thing, and that includes a playlist of everything she is to me. She’s wistful, longing, someone who cares a lot but is self-conscious all the same.

I’ve made two playlists for her:

Songs all about her, and Songs she would listen to

Songs about her:

YouTube Music

There is a lot here that, in my opinion, exemplifies Persephone. This is, of course, my interpretation of her so feel free to think otherwise (and maybe slide some suggestions for it 👀)

Songs she’d listen to:

YouTube Music

I leaned into a focus of oceanic sounds and ones with a lot of resonance. If it echoes, and vibrates into your inner ears, then I think Persephone would listen to it. It’s meant to be oppressive, loud, and almost deafening

[sfth-headcanons]

In The Screams of the Damned:

Hell Vibe Guy 1: You are now sentenced to a thousand years in hell. John David: What happens after a thousand years? Hell Vibe Guy 2: Another thousand years.

Methinks this was the Vibe Guys almost accidentally letting slip that you can become a Phantom after a thousand years. After all, if every person sent to Hell knew about phantoms, everyone would want to do it and it would ruin Hell's whole infrastructure.

ooooh they're protecting the infrastructure,,, whelp. time for anarchy/silly