RElax!!!™

26 heshe

[pururin]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

this is the only day you can reblog this post until 2023

[despazito]

when i see a funni post but im blocked by op

[themonstermesh-blog]

If you are blocked by the OP you did something problematic.

[despazito]

you must be new here

[blood-and-breath]

if I got the stigmata I would be soooo insufferable about it like no I’m sorry I can’t hang out it’s the— yeah the stigmata. you know from god? yeah.... no it’s fine it doesn’t even hurt that bad. yeah the holes are like gaping and whats that? yep the side wound is vaginal for sure

[blood-and-breath]

[heller-castiel]

[heller-castiel]

my favorite thing about this post is all the people who chose to use the default icon defending themselves in the notes like no stop it just put a picture up

[mirrepp]

[dailyflicks]

Sigourney Weaver in Alien (1979)

[daftpatience]

i made a tiny book

[antifainternational]

Speaking of Trump staffers that turned out to also be full-on pedophiles, guess which Trump re-election social media ad designer was in the same child porno ring as former Trump aide Adam Hageman? That's right, Ruben Verastigui, who you might recognize from his appearance at rallies for the anti-choice group Students for Life! Gee, what a coincidence that Trump - the man Q-Anon cultists believed was going to "round up" all the pedophiles - was actually employing two of them. When he wasn't partying with Jeffrey Epstein, of course. Ruben is #94#94 on our list of bigots/fascists/and far-right extremists who are also child predators. When fascists point to marginalized groups and try to paint them as groomers, it's #projection

[8pxl]

made a meme lmao

[bathroomcube]

long hair on a man is the worlds most powerful aphrodisiac

[bathroomcube]

why... did you reblog the post then.

[bathroomcube]

this is literally my post

[campyvillain]

hey bro you want to go mini golfing w me

[neotrances-deactivated]

i keep thinking about this picture like the pure cunt of it all shakes me

[cloud-and-proud]

Is that the drag pride flag in the corner?

[neotrances-deactivated]

no that is the flag of the great and humble nation of ireland

[sludgewizard666]

if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost

take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle

fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism

now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

some others i found in the notes

[homunculusgirldick]

Not really in the same vein, but i wanna add some great ones.

This whole post is my current philosophy

[susansontag]

thought this was neat

[becomedog]

if on something like giving the option of a gift of food you are like “but what if i AM crossing a boundary/being rude” i’ll share an exchange between my therapist and myself i often think of:

me: “i just want to respect their boundaries”

therapist: “you can’t respect boundaries when they haven’t expressed them. those aren’t their boundaries, those are your assumptions.”

[ash-and-art]

Less "lol welcome to womanhood doesnt it suck" and more "im glad youre enjoying something i found no peace in"

Less "men are terrible and you should be ashamed of liking them or wanting to be one" and more "im glad youre enjoying something i no longer want"

Less "lol look at that person with all those weird genders and pronouns, what a freak" and more "how were the genders? Were the pronouns fun?"

We just really need to stop doing the oppressors work for them

[luulapants]

My dad and I once had a disagreement over him using the adage "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."

I said, "That's just not true. Sometimes what doesn't kill you leaves you brittle and injured or traumatized."

He stopped and thought about that for a while. He came back later, and said, "It's like wood glue."

He pointed to my bookshelf, which he helped me salvage a while ago. He said, "Do you remember how I explained that, once we used the wood glue on them, the shelves would actually be stronger than they were before they broke?"

I did.

"But before we used the wood glue, those shelves were broken. They couldn't hold up shit. If you had put books on them, they would have collapsed. And that wood glue had to set awhile. If we put anything on them too early, they would have collapsed just the same as if we'd never fixed them at all. You've got to give these things time to set."

It sounded like a pretty good metaphor to me, but one thing I did pick up on was that whatever broke those shelves, that's not the thing that made them stronger. That just broke them. It was being fixed that made them stronger. It was the glue.

So my dad and I agreed, what doesn't kill you doesn't actually make you stronger, but healing does. And if you feel like healing hasn't made you stronger than you were before, you're probably not done healing. You've got to give these things time to set.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

What the fuck is it about the 80s that just made people lose it

[spacecowboywhit]

[enigma-the-mysterious]

The reason Goncharov (1973) is such a hit is because it allows Tumblr to unironically participate in its national sport:

Lying