Fun facts from the tf2 comics:
- All of them are millionaires (Demoman’s mom still tells him he needs more jobs anyways)
- Spy is in his late 40s/early 50s (Scout is 27)
- Medic has had 8 souls surgically attached to him (shoutout to that one post about how this is possibly the reason why scout and sniper both went to heaven)
- Demoman lives in a mansion with his mom and the eyelander
- Sniper isn’t Australian (something he himself suspected due to the fact that he never picked fights with people and didn’t have Australia-shaped chest hair)
- tf2′s canon with the mercs as we know them in the game takes place between 1968-1972 (with the Gravel War between RED and BLU ending in 1971 and the team being reassembled in 1972)
- Saxton Hale discovered the internet in 1970 to sell his weapons and hats online
- Soldier murdered Tom Jones (even though the actual singer is still alive and well today and i spend most of my time wondering whether or not he knows that he’s dead)
- The mercs are responsible for Teufort’s lead-poisoned water system (a fact that was previously unbeknownst to Soldier, who drinks it anyways)
- Scout has Tom Jones’ hit song “Sex Bomb” tattooed on his chest. However, “Sex Bomb” wasn’t released until 1999 (12 years after Scout is supposed to die)
- All the promotional “Meet the ____” shorts were a plot by the administrator to spy on the mercs
- Engineer’s grandfather was personally acquainted with the Administrator in 1890 (80 years before tf2′s canon begins)
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