I'm not putting a title bc im a lazy shit

get ready for radio silence then sudden shitposing for 4 hours

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[shitonthesewallsray]

This is it. This is the bi experience.

[nosleepforaiba-deactivated20251]

Every time I get lower back pain at work I think about that scene from the incredibles where Mr. Incredible is being stretched by the giant robot and his back clicks in juuuust the right way and he laughs triumphantly and proceeds to tear the robot to pieces

[nosleepforaiba-deactivated20251]

God I wish that were me

[phantomrose96]

The key shortcut of “windows key” and “.” held together has changed my life

like

emoji access? supremely powerful 🙂💖

But

Kaomoji ?

The year is 2013 and I am unstoppable ヾ(•ω•`)o o(*￣▽￣*)ブo(*°▽°*)o

[phantomrose96]

[super-d]

this long-kept secret was absolutely not meant for the public. But the power is in our hands, now…

[mallk-z]

I am not kidding. My face literally did the pog champ face. In shock.

[batneko]

👀

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

trying to have the same mindset as “just cut your hair, it’ll grow back” when making decisions. they’re not all make or break.

[monsieurenjlolras]

but if I don't order the correct sandwich at this coffee shop my life will be destroyed

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

buy every sandwich just in case

[stevebucky-deactivated20221119]

[catgirl-greatsword]

its wednesday

[thecrimerat]

Irrelevant

[just-petty-thoughts]

End of my rope tuesday wednesday

[bogleech]

lol

[sneakyspades]

hold on gotta look somehing up

[sneakyspades]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[apinklion01]

[[ Transmission of image ]]

Three pictures are displayed. The first is a picture with a Magic the Gathering card and a circular piece of wood. The card has a circular piece taken out. The text reads as the following:

D&D players, here’s a great way to turn your old Magic cards into tokens in case you don’t have any minis.

The second is a reaction meme with Skipper from the Penguins of Madagascar TV show.

The third is a screenshot showing the value of the Magic the Gathering card from the first picture. At TCGplayer.com the card, a Black Lotus, is shows at the value of $42,000.

[[ end of transmission ]]

[perfectcromulence]

After reblogging this post an hour or so ago I wised up and realized there’s no reason to make a game token for a blue flower. To demonstrate the utility of this craft technique, you’d use an orc or an elf or something like that. The first image above has got to be a photoshop. Here’s the original image:

[shakuras3nder]

[scarlet-rosepetals]

I hope I keep seeing iterations of this post with new additions of “actually that’s photoshopped, THIS is the real image” with an increasing number of wildly expensive Magic cards.

[luisonte]

Coño don limpio

[glitterhoney2]

mr clean off the shits

[lesbianralzarek]

am fascinated by the implication that this person thinks that a backflip clean out of his pants and onto a swing would be easier

[lystring]

[kaijuno]

I was playing Pokémon with my 9yo nephew and I said something abt how “oh this is a legendary Pokémon I don’t think it has a gender” and he said “well wait isn’t dragon type a gender??” Like you know what dude fuck it sure is

[mardu-dad]

18 genders in pokemon. Some are weak to others

[starkeaton]

builds my 6 person friend group with several different genders to minimize weaknesses

[anthropologist-on-the-loose]

The point of officially naming a pet is not to actually use that name but to have a baseline from which to come up with every conceivable nickname to call them instead.

[abysswarlock]

You bury a seed not because it looks nice in the dirt, but because the limbs that branch out will look nice in the sky

[anthropologist-on-the-loose]

Congrats on contributing to the ancient tumblr tradition of turning shitposts into profound poetry

[petrichormeraki]

This scene is so much funnier after watching Encanto a few times and noticing that whenever Camilo shapeshifts, he transforms into to the other person exactly. He could've been the literal clone of Felix but he put an effort into appearing that short just to make fun of his dad

[ithinkthingsaboutstuff]

[petr1kov]

[tangledinmysoul-deactivated2022]

I saw this video and it really sums up what apd is like. the issue most of the time isn’t us not hearing you (as in you’re too quiet) we don’t need you to be louder we just need you to say it differently

[phoenix-inanis]

FUCKING THIS, HOLY SHIT, WHAT IS THE FULL NAME OF THE ACRONYM CAUSE I GOTTA FUCKING GOOGLE IT CAUSE I S2G IT IS A FUCKING BATTLE TO UNDERTSAND WHAT OTHERS SAY SOMETIMES, I CAN HEAR YOU, I CANNOT UNDERSTAND A FUCKING THING YOURE SAYING

[prismatic-bell]

@phoenix-inanis auditory processing disorder.

[babyanimalgifs]

[higherstatesof]

Are you kidding me this is the best video I’ve ever seen

[luidilovins]

those are wood ducks! they tend to lay their eggs inside tree hollows away from predators and when their ducklings hatch they sort of plop down. The parents usually only nest about as high as their young can handle which can be up to 50 feet up!

this momma had the misfortune of making her nest over concrete so it sgood that she had assistance.

[mapleandgingeroatmeal]

@is-the-owl-vid-cute, I’m curious about your take here. Is this guy genuinely saving their lives, or would touching the babies be more help than harm in this situation?

[is-the-owl-vid-cute]

Touching them does not do any harm. Unless the thing touching them is concrete at a high velocity. That would do harm.

[bunjywunjy]

[eurobeatbeetle]

bring out the rotating tiger

[fivehoursofscreaming]

so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking done with this bullshit god damn fuck

[eurobeatbeetle]

[fivehoursofscreaming]

oh

[delphinidin4]

I’m Honestly Fed Up With All The Bad News, So I Illustrated 40 Of The Best Ones From 2021

We need more positive news to acknowledge that the world is actually getting better little by little. Here are some of the top performing positive news illustrations from 2021.

[dwvids]

there are some scenes in Doctor Who that just end up being so iconic and I think this is one

[vanyasaidgayrights]

It’s been years but I never fail to laugh at this downright dumb ass scene

[emptyspaaace]

[mossworm]

my poor dad probably thought we were losing it