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they hate me for my flat facial expressions and inability to contribute to conversations

if u think abt it i guess bald ppl are the most aerodynamic. i bet if u shot a bald person out of a cannon they wld fly way further than a haired person

soshinee

which of course is a huge advantage in day to day life

#this is true btw #source: used to swim competitively #its like Why swim caps exist #knew many people whod wax all their body hair for aerodynamics #didn't personally know anyone to do so w the head but theyre deffo out there

redandbluebracket

This might be my favorite submission so far

chelsamander

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As a trans woman I can confirm that they indeed found an ancient forest inside a 630ft deep sinkhole in China

gayweeddaddy69

cis people can reblog this but keep it on subject, please

senshibignaturals

Happy pride month everyone always remember that the sinkhole has an ecosystem large enough to house not only insects but likely several species of small birds or mammals

duckdotcom

why don't you agitate the contents of a barrel full of cream for a while then reach your hand inside and maybe you'll feel butter

duckdotcom

its-funnytwittertweets

dragonpyre

sevastiel

#leave him aloneeee

pros of wearing big stompy boots to outdoor event: many compliments from miscellaneous queers

cons: m,y peets huort,,,

#will i learn my lesson?#is this the severalth time ive done this?#we'll see ;)

dankxsinatra

fandom-man

straightpeoplereceipts

This is Captain Kirk of the USS Enterprise speaking. We’ve entered the orbit of a planet not terribly unlike our own… save that it is exclusively populated by petty old queens.

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They seem to have accepted Commander Spock as one of their own.