BE GAY DO CRIMES

juno / big gremlin monster / he/him

[fatherqueerbaiting]

to anyone that cares

my new blog is @somskanii

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[bunabbit-deactivated20150907]

Dionysus is the patron god of trans/nb kids pass it on

[rosebushprince-deactivated20160]

really tho Dionysus was raised on earth as though a mortal girl, but IDs as male. and yknow is a god.

he’s also known as a patron god of the mentally ill

[birdcagesystem-deactivated20240]

I love how the text implies that Dionysus saw people questioning their gender, went “Mood”, and became their God

[wholetjackdrive]

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[tanukijade]

[edan-not-eden]

this legit gives me shivers

[tamper]

[logiccb]

Repost with your Homo devil machine :)

[dreammakr-deactivated20200725]

Seems I owe a lot to the gay community

[prejul]

HOW DOES SHE HAVE A PRINTED SIGN IF IT WASNT FOR THE COMPUTERS OMFG

[cantorstheorem]

Every time I see this I wonder if it’s really a homophobe or a lady who’s very sarcastically defending gay rights

[aphony-cree]

she’s holding two pride flags. The picket sign and her jacket have stickers saying “I agree with the SJC” which stands for the Supreme Judicial Court of Massachusetts, who were the first supreme court in America to vote in support of same-sex marriage. She’s making fun of the picketers who wouldn’t have been able to print out their hate signs if it weren’t for the brilliance of Alan Turning, who died at the age of 41 due to persecution for being gay

[drearyhours]

people here will be like “be gay do crime” and still think piracy is bad

[heydocverdant]

Honestly i say it depends on the scale. Pirating an indie game? Bad. Stealing art from an independent artist? Very bad. Gonna illegally download Game of Thrones? You have bad taste in tv, but hbo will live. Want to hold Mickey Mouse ransom until Disney pays up? Morally you’ve committed no sin

[frightuccine]

Hc toby and jeff are friends but in the worst ways 

[christianstepmoms]

master has called dobby a slur

[heatnap]

[krakenguts-deactivated20140908]

did he commit a crime? wheres the warrant? 

[daytimeblogger]

no its his last day of kindergarten and its for his mom

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[riverlarking]

i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii

“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“ 

“Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“ 

“We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“

“Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“

“On April 19th, I made bread.“

“ I have buggered men.“

“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“

“It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“

“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“

“Epaphra is not good at ball games.”

“Two friends were here.  While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus.  They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“

“Secundus likes to screw boys.“

[archivedbarfblog]

I’ve always loved these. Humanity has never fucking changed.

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

the guy who wrote “if anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my gf” drank XTREME respect women juice

[dreamlogic]

RIP RIP RIP i can never interact with my neighbor again holy fuck

i was outside w/ my cat just now. and he went behind a shrub for a bit, and me not realizing my neighbor was on the other side of that same shrub, poked my head round and said way louder than necessary, “my SCRUMPTIOUS darling boy, what ever are you doing over there??”

and this 40-something man i very rarely speak to handled it w/ remarkable grace and very tentatively responded “…..watering my.. roses? you?”

[valtsv]

every conversation you’ll have with your friends when you’re all gay and/or trans and have trauma

[catchymemes]

[excellentbitch]

isn’t that the neck tattoo guy

[excellentbitch]

[caribetidalwave-deactivated2019]

This guy needs to slow down 😂😂😂

[tybalt-you-saucy-boi]

THAT’S WHERE I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM

[silverstrike]

But how could you leave out this masterpiece???

[cryol]

I love him

[mj-theskywitch]

yall r missing the BEST one

[your-villainous-neighbour]

I might have just found myself a new idol

[wankchan]

[pollydoodles]

Unsure if real or an elaborate character but in any case he’s fighting the good fight so 🤷🏻‍♀️💯

[healrosie]

i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all the rules,

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

I like to call my chickens “beasties” or “fat little monster trucks” and other such affectionate terms, but dad seems to take offence whenever I do and always gently refers to them as “the girls,” “the ladies” and sometimes “the dames” when he’s putting them away, like he’s a butler shepherding a group of well-bred country lasses into the parlour for tea 

[sekiss-blog1]

this post evokes such a pleasing mental image that my depression was completely cured for 5 and a half minutes