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halfjay

Whitekit is born.

devinellekurtz

My very first tiger drawing and my latest

formaldehydedoesstuff

Your skill level is unquestionable but listen.

I love him.

toasthaste-art

me also. as well.

devinellekurtz

This is the COOLEST thing I’ve seen in AGES. You both completely made my entire week.

status-quo-hater

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

status-quo-hater

Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.

My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.

Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.

He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM

johnnysmissingass-deactivated20

😭😭😭

your-dewey-decimal-number-is

793.85

card tricks

kaida427

what's the dewey decimal number for foreskin. coward

your-dewey-decimal-number-is

611.642

the prepuce (aka foreskin)

is a simple "please" too much to ask?

kaida427

prostrating myself at your feet for my lack of composure thank you for your wisdom

your-dewey-decimal-number-is

179.92

forgiveness

sgrumby

nintendometro

Dr. Stewart’s ending from ‘F-Zero GX’ on the Gamecube.

Jerma off the shits

Inuyasha Lady Gaga

me: feels unloved *searches x reader tag*

dailymarvelheroes

get you a man who can do both

nitramaraho

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

crystalitesummerstar

Y'all, it gets better. She found out.

buzzfeed

We interviewed her, obviously.

buzzfeed

update:

rainbowselfies

blvckgeezus

Such a developing story.

pastdueeverything

I love this story

athenadcvell

This was a wild ride from start to finish

gambit-of-a-small-rabbit-deacti

I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website

nitramaraho

Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.

demigoddessqueens

I found it!! The original post!!

urcadelimabean

HAS SHE SEEN SINNERS

kedreeva

This is a quail gizzard!

This little thing contains grit used to grind up anything tough in the GI tract. Since my quail are pretty exclusively fed a processed feed, there nothing too cool in there

But clean it out and you can see the INCREDIBLY tough inner lining

It feels a little bit like wet sandpaper in there. Really cool to open up and look at.

Larger birds like chickens and turkeys that free range have gizzards full of small stones, called gastroliths. There's even a hobby some hunters have, of collecting "turkey pearls" and displaying them!

If the quail have any they are very very very small. I do wonder what the peafowl gizzards...

weekendviking

Here's my collection of Moa Gastroliths, mostly agates, collected in the area of Aotearoa New Zealand that I grew up in, by my grandfather, uncle and myself. In our area the local rocks are Cretaceous Basaltic Andesites, Dacites and Rhyolites, and so there's a lot of agate and quartz geodes, amygdaloids and veins. Just like a hen will go for a shiny rock for gizzard grit, Dinornis Maximus and the other Moa species in our area seemed to go for the agates particularly for gizzard stones, so you find the small ones that had been polished away too small to be useful scattered around in singles, wherever they passed in the droppings, while the larger ones you can find in clusters around where a moa died. Sometimes even in a distinct pile if the skeleton was not disturbed or even still present when fossilised/subfossil remains.

There's a distinct variety of polish that identifies a gizzard stone - pits and grooves from the pebble's original morphology are often left untouched, while high areas and corners are smoothed, but with a pitted or matte polish, rather than smoothly shiny, and often a striated or scratched texture to the polish that's quite diagnostic of gastrolith origin. If the stone is polymineralic, especially porphyritic, softer minerals will be both physically and chemically eroded more deeply than harder minerals, giving a careous texture to the polish.

kedreeva

This is maybe the coolest thing anyone's ever added to one of my posts. Ancient gizzard stones from an extinct giant bird??? I'm in love.

weekendviking

But wait, there's more! Here's what we used to call Weirdstones when we found them. Agates, but not local to our region and geology, and also polished with gizzard style polish on the high points but with the low points and voids still relict texture, but way too big to be Moa stones, even from Dinornis Maximus (The biggest I've ever found from a Moa is about half this size.)

I'm pretty certain that these are much, much older than Moa gastroliths, and my working hypothesis is that because I only find them in, or downstream of, late Cretaceous or Paleocene coal measures and conglomerates that were derived from coastal deltaic river gravel sediments and beach deposits, that they are either Seal ballast stones of Palaeocene seals (Some seal species swallow stones to store in the stomach as ballast, apparently, and they get the same sort of polish as gastroliths) or they are gastroliths from Sauropods or Plesiosaurs if they mainly coming from the older rocks. (The marine transgressive rocks in our area that these stones are found in or from, are diachronous, straddling the K/T boundary.)

kedreeva

I'm ridiculously jealous of everyone's Big Stomach Rocks.

cantina-band

Watching twilight on a poorly hung projector. (x)

thediktatortot

There's literally nothing better about something that just makes an entire room laugh harder and harder with every moment. No words, no explinations, no one talking, just pure laughter.