Worm characters as Dril tweets:
Skitter: drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not,
Tattletale: I;ve looked at the facts. Hell im looking at the facts right now
Bitch: how do i get cowboy paint off a dog
Regent: i put years of hard work into getting my torture degree at torture college & now everyones like “oh torture’s bad”, “it’s ineffective” fuck off
Imp: just found out about Object Permanence… why didnt any one tell me about this shit
Parian: big bird was obviously just a man in a suit. but the other ones were too small to contain men. so what the fuck
Foil: strongest blade in the world, howeve,r it is so fragile as to shatter when handled by any force other than the delicate touch of a lesbian
Lung: sorry. i can’t come to work today because my fat little penis got blown off by a stick of TNT , in the war we just lost because of me .
Vista: 1st grade: Mastered. 2nd Grade: MAstered. 3rd Grade: Mastered. 4th Grade: Heres when they start trying to trick you 5th Grade:This ones hard
Shadow Stalker: lets step it up. lets replace the Follower count with the number of criminals youve murdered. lets see where our true allegiances lie
Miss Militia: the human mind… perhaps the most powerful weapon. second only to the “GUN”
Alexandria: THERAPIST: your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset. ME: I agree
Legend: DOCTOR: you cant keep doing this to yourself. being The Last True Good Boy online will destroy you. you must stop posting with honor ME: No,
Armsmaster: feel I have much to reflect on in my life, on news of receiving “The Golden Douchebag” award. Many improvements to make, moving forward.
Dragon: who the fuck is scraeming “LOG OFF” at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never log off
Heartbreaker: i lvoe and cherish all of the girls of this site, and other websites. you all become my wife more and more with each passing day. Thank you
Skidmark: so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement
Kaiser: i refuse to consume any product that has been created by, or is claimed to have been created by, the (((Keebler Elves)))
Hookwolf: this account is now 100%, fully unbridled, Racist. Fuck you !!!
Purity: trying to heal….. please donate to my go fund me… $10 will make me less racist… $100 will make me extremely less racist…thank you…
Crawler: joke’s on you; i actually love being body slammed by one dozen perfect wrestlers. and my mouth isn’t filled with bloodm, it’s victory wine
Jack Slash: the jduge orders me to take off my anonymous v mask & im wearing the joker makeup underneath it. everyone in the courtroom groans at my shit
Glaistig Uaine: if your grave doesn’t say “rest in peace” on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war
Khepri: The new shit is 100,000,000 Followiers by 2021. Put that in your fucking web site