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guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

my liege if you keep having all of the guards come to your bedroom to read you bedtime stories, there will be no one to actually guard the castle during that time!

kingcatnine

any intruders are welcome to join us for story time

cvntkisser

my liege the enemies to lovers yaoi is affecting your perception of the danger of real enemies.

kingcatnine

when will it be my turn.

o-kenki

kingcatnine

holy fuck

kingcatnine

happy one year to bedtime yaoi

puddox

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

yuriinullification

holdon

what the fuck is going on in this site's backend

eroscestlavie

We rly need to bring back the term “acquaintance” like into regular and frequent use. So many high drama community squabbles and feelings of betrayal could be avoided if people just admitted there’s a step between “stranger” and a full on friend whose friendship you have a commitment to continuing and fostering. Like sometimes you’re just aquatinted with someone and you might decide you don’t like them after getting to know them a bit better…that’s very normal

animentality

iristars-kla

Late, but a small tribute to a great title. Happy birthday FFX, thanks for exist🩵 Stay pure and eternal❣️

Thanks ^^- Support me

pixiecaps

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

pixiecaps

they couldnt take the heat

doctordotdj

gyrovagi

care and tenderness as violating and coercive acts. being forced into vulnerability for your own good by someone who does not actually see you as a person but as a symbol or a figure too valuable to let die. you have power over so much but not your own body. you have lost the right to risk. everybody cheered

capricorn-the-goat

I love the dynamic / headcanon that individually or in small groups, the Chain can absolutely Get Shit Done™. But you put all of them together and ask them to open a door or change a lightbulb and it’s impossible.

You ask Wild to get to the top of that building that’s about to collapse? He’s already there. Ask Legend to get through this dungeon? He’ll walk out in half an hour and only need a bandaid. Ask Time to take down this boss monster? His knees will hurt, but the monsters won’t be alive to feel its knees.

There will be some random side quest about getting a cabbage cart to the next town over and it’ll somehow end up with Wind, Four, and Hyrule somehow saving the kingdom from a calamity. Time, Sky, and Warriors could shred through armies like they were paper and act as a three man army. Wild, Twilight, and Legend can map out entire kingdoms together and uncover ancient civilizations long vanished.

but put more than half of them in a room and ask them to open a door (that isn’t even locked), and it’s impossible. They’ll spend half an hour debating how to do it, an hour arguing about it because “no we cannot just blast it open with the fire rod”, half an hour for lunch, and then another hour as they try various spells to unlock the door before Wind finally turns the doorknob and opens it.

i-suggest-transing-your-gender

Becoming less of a "burden" and "easier to put up with" and quieter and meeker and more agreeable doesn't make you more likeable btw, it just makes it harder for people to hate you, because they can't form any opinion of you. Get more controversial and burdensome and loud IMMEDIATELY‼️‼️‼️‼️

cherubg1rl

theecholegend

I could draw someone else. I really could...

...But i'm going to put Legend into situations instead :]

pattheanimator

Every now and then, I like to do a study on the art style of an artist I enjoy. This time, I drew Mòrag and Brighid from Xenoblade Chronicles 2 in the style of https://www.tumblr.com/atomic-marshmallows

Go give her a follow if you haven't already, she's great!