jay

queer | a little guy | they/them | 22

[favouritedave]

during my (failed) adhd assessment i said i get distracted easily very often and was then asked how that affects me when im driving to which i said "i don't know really i just listen to my music and Try" anyways i almost got into 2 car accidents that were entirely my fault within the span of 24hrs so maybe i should think about that before i go drive again

[favouritedave]

once again saying they should make a me that doesn't suffer, actually. that would be nice

[favouritedave]

back on my jwri shit rn I'm just rolling with it so hard I'm speedrunning riptide. I'm gonna finish all the campaigns. I'm gonna do it. I'm absorbing all the campaigns into my skin. I'm going to give gillion tidestrider all of my money

[strifesolution]

Don’t be fooled…

[favouritedave]

what if instead of making circular tracks for running evens it's just a straight line. marathon length line. you could track them like horse racing. it's like if that line project was still stupid but funny

[pukicho]

It doesn’t matter if you’re gay, weird or stupid. You matter.

[weeping-willow-weeps]

what happens if im all 3?

[pukicho]

All three??

[pukicho]

Really?

[pukicho]

Here at fuck you I’m going to kill you company, we care

[favouritedave]

she ultimate on my chicken til I horse

[neroushalvaus]

So, in Finland we have this thing called "the church boat"

I'm going to rorschach test you now. What do you see in the picture below:

If you ask this from a Finnish person, you'll have two possible answers: 1, a church boat, or 2, a vulva.

This is pretty much Finland's national symbol everyone knows the meaning of. It's meant to resemble a vulva and the most known name for it is kirkkovene, "a church boat". It's named such because it apparently kind of looks like a long boat rowed by multiple people that was used to get to church in the olden days.

The church boat is a common theme in graffiti

And whenever there's an election, there will always be a bunch of people who vote for the vulva

Many people even speculate that maybe this great shape has shaped Finnish architecture

I just found out that people outside of Finland do not draw church boats and that confused me. Vulgar graffitis everywhere often feature cocks, but the vulva pictures seem to be a Finnish specialty. Why, I couldn't tell you. But when I heard that not everyone knows about church boats, you must understand why I needed to spread this gospel.

Long live the church boat.

[deepinourengines]

oh sure blame the guy whose fault it is

[juice-boxy]

when the fatigue-out-of-nowhere-disorder causes you to get fatigued out of nowhere

[vampyriix]

[favouritedave]

changed my age on my profile to 22 over half a year late. happy late birthday to me

[favouritedave]

if you get finger tattoos with a word/phrase and it uses an apostrophe does the apostrophe have its own finger or is it with the first part of end part of the contraction

[psychotic-gerard]

shut up and look at this photo of Marsha P. Johnson smiling and holding a Snoopy plush.

[psychotic-gerard]

decided im coining Marsha P. Johnson with Snoopy Sunday so I will see you all. Next Sunday.

[treecitysessions]

[ozempicofficial]

[possumgirlbulge]

"Someone take a picture of me crying over his dead body so i can post it to Instagram"

[creepymutelilbugger]

did he really have an open casket after being shot in the neck or is this just a fun photo shoot for her