this has the aura of being funny but i genuinely have no idea what the fuck any of them are saying
bööls of wa’ah
this is what Scottish Twitter is supposed to sound like
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this has the aura of being funny but i genuinely have no idea what the fuck any of them are saying
bööls of wa’ah
this is what Scottish Twitter is supposed to sound like
The host at our Airbnb has the most talkative cat.
That is the host
Here’s some hedgehogs to brighten up your day
god dammit i love hedgehogs
@irinyan
TRANSPHOBIC WEBCOMIC “LEASE BOUND” IS STILL UP.
REMINDER THAT @leaseboundwebcomic IS STILL UP AND RUNNING!! Help delete this TERF and her content, and prevent her from having a platform, by reporting the hell out of her transphobic content.
Let lesbians have media for themselves that realistically portrays trans “women”, you homophobe.
“Realistically” okay sure, they were literally the most Strawmanny portrayals I’ve ever seen in my life. Like, rampant transphobia aside- It’s possible to write bad people and make them seem like people, not poorly constructed shoehorned stereotype Team Rocket-esque “villains”.
Anyway!! Reminder to my followers that this awful comic is STILL UP!! Keep up the reporting!
And don’t forget that two of the trans women are designed to look like antisemitic caricatures! This isn’t nonbiased media by lesbians for lesbians, this is a comic with obvious transmisogynistic and antisemitic propaganda <— this claim coming from a lesbian. Lease Bound is vile and if you want an actually good lesbian comic, try reading CYELATM or Lollipup (Lollipup isn’t created by a lesbian, but one of the main characters is a trans Jewish lesbian! It’s really adorable).
every so often i’m reminded just how little empathy cishets really have for LGBT people and it honestly shouldn’t surprise me at this point & yet!!!
me: i was bullied for being gay in high school and college
girl sitting across the table from me: yeah but like maybe they were just jealous because you had the confidence to be so open about it and that scared them so they felt like they had to make themselves seem tougher than you. have you considered that? :/
other cishets in the class: *nodding thoughtfully like she’s a wise sage who just revealed some profound knowledge to the world*
me:
I’m growing in followers that aren’t porn bots. Wtf where you all coming from?
Rami Malek is really an icon….there he goes playing main character on a critically acclaimed hacker show….there he is alongside Ben Stiller as a cute pharaoh……there he is in some horror game about wendigos and serial killers or whatever Until Dawn was…….there he is as Freddie Mercury…….what can’t this man do
this is vampire rami malek from twilight erasure
holy shit he voiced someone in legend of korra too
sir thats my emotional support girlfriend
Later…
He dropped the whole computer in there, powered on.
That’s a bro right there
Firestar: wow it’s messed up Bluestar made Tigerclaw the mentor of Ravenpaw, they clearly don’t get along and have personal issues with the other
Firestar, two series later: I am going to make Ashfur the mentor of Lionpaw :)
hc that the number nine is a fucking sacred number in warriors. queens pray their tabby kits will have notable stripes that add up to nine. medicine cats only carry herbs in nines to make them powerful. a patrol or cat that can bring back nine of the same prey is considered lucky or attractive. these cats fucking love the number nine
Shiro, holding a large cardboard box: What would you say if I came home one day with four cats?
Adam: …what’s in the box?
Shiro:
Adam: WHAT’S IN THE BOX, SHIRO?
Shiro: I think you know.
apparently when it got cold while touring the beatles used to form a “beatle sandwich” (term coined by sir paul mccartney himself) to stay warm.
only problem: the one on top would slowly start freezing to death, so they switched continously.
these four clowns are gonna be the death of me
a very stupid english teacher: the widow wore a black dress to the funeral because a black dress symbolizes mourning
the very smart student who knows better: lol the author just gave her a black dress because he felt like it. colors never symbolize anything :)
symbolism is cowardly if you want to say something say it directly so that everyone can understand
Me reading Moby Dick: this Melville bastard is a coward, why doesn’t he have Ahab fight the abstract concept of man’s inability to conquer nature
Asked my mom for a binder for Christmas
No, mom, that’s not….
Oh I see what you did there