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The way all the 2020s have done so far have been making me categorically against every new generation of tech that comes out is insane. Like I'm from a technological boom generation, saw the first portable phones, nokias & blackberries & flipphones etc, and the first smartphones, and the first ipods & ipads & tablets in general while still having cassettes & DVD & MP3 players around so I know how all of it work, I had computer classes in high school, I did the transition between home desktop computers to laptops and back to gaming computers. But then they started to put internet in your printer & microwave, everything has ads & AI now and every update is worst than the last. I literally loved technology and they ruined it

nohardheroes

ZUKO

Avatar: Aang, the Last Airbender

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animusrox

jack-the-lion

I did, Mr. Krabs, and I am so exhausted

papayajuan2019

cuz everytime we touch i get this feeling

identifying-cars-in-posts

2013-2016 Hyundai Genesis Coupe

teobug

and every time we kiss I swear I could fly

throo

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

throo

We could have been eating him

robotsorcerer

I have a feeling that there are even more positive aspects to it. At the very least, it suits him very well💅✨

curioscurio

using a hollowed out coffee pod as a mold, ive trapped peanut sonic in a resin prison. he can never go fast again. he’s eternally silenced.

jewish-joy

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

jewish-joy

#i love prayer plants but they're fussy so I don't keep them#can we have a picture op they're so pretty

Behold, Dorothea

(Naming my plant "Gift of God," and then giving her to a seminarian with just the explanation that it's a prayer plant? Okay, that's my bad.)

jewish-joy

I should also add- I ran into my rabbi and explained the situation. I then asked, earnestly, if there was a remedy. A mikveh of sorts, or a beit din, or something.

He turned to me, sighed, and said in a very deadpan tone-- "Plants don't have covenants, Joy,"

So Theodora's a free agent according to rabbinic opinion. I guess I'll permit her to be Roman Catholic.

elodieunderglass

It sounds far more likely that she’s simply become used to being prayed with in general. Thankfully, prayer plants are famously responsive. You could set up a video to record a timelapse to see how much she moves in the morning and evening, with exposure to recordings of different prayers from various faith traditions, to see which ones move (ha) her the most

gravityjunior

Starting a collection

otherwindow

Vampire character idea: An ancient vampire who looks nothing like they're depicted in historical artefacts because their identity was erased over time.

Vampire, after a millenia of rest: I riseth again.

Tomb filled with imagery of a white woman:

Vampire: who the hell is that